FactsAreUseless posted:

Snake, have you ever read Lord of the Flies?

Lord of the Flies?

It's a book, Snake. Written in 1954 by William Golding. It won the Nobel Prize for Literature.

The Nobel Prize...!

That's right, Snake. It's about boys trapped on an island. One of them is an asthmatic. Things end badly for him, Snake.

Asthmatic?

Snake... try not to use your cigarettes.

Pablo Gigante posted:

Shipping container lowers onto beach I won't scatter your luggage to the heartless sea.

Pablo Gigante posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

His codename is The Fury. They say he's an astronaut who paid $150,000 to attend the Fyre Festival.

FactsAreUseless posted:

In ten minutes, MIGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. They'll kill you, me, this whole festival. If you can get out of the airport Chili's in which we've been locked, you'll be able to escape in time. Jack, let's make this the greatest ten minutes of our lives.

Pablo Gigante posted:

Chapter 3: Cheese

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