Pablo Gigante posted:

Pablo Gigante posted:

Average Bear posted:

Black Baby Goku posted:

Music Festivals have changed. It's no longer about music, drugs, or parties. It's an endless series of proxy concerts performed by early 2000s Rappers and Blink 182. Music Festivals - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. Music Festivals have changed. ID-tagged festival goers carry ID-tagged bands that hold their money instead of using cash and credit cards.Viruses from the water inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. festival control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. Music Festivals have changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from bad dinners and poor tents. And he who controls the tent city... controls history. Music Festivals have changed. When the festival grounds are under total control... Music Festivals become routine.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Boss, that's a refugee tent. Not sure what it's doing at the festival though.

Boss, those lights are normally used to illuminate the stage. Doesn't look like anyone will be playing, though.

Boss, those are wild dogs. They usually stay far away from people. I don't know what they're doing this close to the festival.

Boss, that's a security guard. A festival normally has more of them. Something's up. Stay alert.

Great find, Boss. Those are some wilted-rear end spring greens. They're not edible, but we can make them into medicine.

Boss, that's the CEO of a tech startup with severe social anxiety and major body-image issues, for which he overcompensates with conspicuous consumption. Are you sure you want to bring him back to base?

Pablo Gigante posted:

Ja Rules of Nature

Control Volume posted:

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       Classified Intel Acquisition

TIME:                    20:32:17.182  (12275)
SECURITY GUARD ALERTS               2  ( -600)
KILLS                               0  ( 2000)
PRISONERS RESCUED                   1  ( 3500)
LAPTOPS LOST                        1  (-3000)
RETRIES                             0  ( 3000)
NO REFLEX                              ( 6000)
CLASSIFIED INTEL RECOVERED                3000

SCORE                                    23175
                      RANK      C