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Snake. In 1992, Pepsi burned the second Woodstock festival to the ground. In 1996 it happened again. Pepsi? That's right, Snake. Listen. It doesn't matter what face they take. This festival... it's the work of the Pep Si Lu Le Lo. Snake... be careful.
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Snake, have you ever read Lord of the Flies? Lord of the Flies? It's a book, Snake. Written in 1954 by William Golding. It won the Nobel Prize for Literature. The Nobel Prize...! That's right, Snake. It's about boys trapped on an island. One of them is an asthmatic. Things end badly for him, Snake. Asthmatic? Snake... try not to use your cigarettes.
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Good news, Snake. There doesn't appear to be any security on the island. But watch out for animals. Intelligence says there may be wild dogs.
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Apr 28, 2017 19:43
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Otacon, what is it? Snake... is it true that there are Instagram babes there? I don't have time for this. Otacon, don't call-- Wait, Snake! ... See if you can get Ja Rule's autograph, okay? It could be worth hundreds on the internet.
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Apr 28, 2017 19:48
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I can't get past the part where security steals your iPhone and you're trapped in the airport. I'm mashing X as hard as I can and I still pass out.
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Apr 28, 2017 19:53
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The 2010s. The Fyre Festival. You were one of the best among the child soldiers that fought in that conflict.
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Apr 28, 2017 20:01
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Ja Rule, do you know what day it is? Huh? Nevermind
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Apr 28, 2017 21:37
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His codename is The Fury. They say he's an astronaut who paid $150,000 to attend the Fyre Festival.
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Apr 28, 2017 21:43
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Snake, this Beauty... do you know why she's called Festival Wolf? Festival Wolf? She used to be an ordinary girl. Then she was dragged away by security at the Fyre Festival. They took everything from her. Her luggage, her laptop, even her Samsung Galaxy S8. Post-traumatic stress disorder broke her mind. While she was at the festival, she saw wild dogs. She thought they were wolves. So she took that code name... That's right, Snake. That's why she responded when you played Blink-182 on your iPod.
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Black Baby Goku posted:Music Festivals have changed. It's no longer about music, drugs, or parties. It's an endless series of proxy concerts performed by early 2000s Rappers and Blink 182. Music Festivals - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. Music Festivals have changed. ID-tagged festival goers carry ID-tagged bands that hold their money instead of using cash and credit cards.Viruses from the water inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. festival control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. Music Festivals have changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from bad dinners and poor tents. And he who controls the tent city... controls history. Music Festivals have changed. When the festival grounds are under total control... Music Festivals become routine.
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Apr 28, 2017 21:48
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In ten minutes, MIGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. They'll kill you, me, this whole festival. If you can get out of the airport Chili's in which we've been locked, you'll be able to escape in time. Jack, let's make this the greatest ten minutes of our lives.
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Apr 28, 2017 21:52
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(switching series here) Perhaps you've seen it, maybe in a dream. A murky, forgotten festival. A place where cheese sandwiches may mend your ailing mind. You will lose everything, once stamped. The symbol of the curse. An augur of darkness. Luxury, hotels, live music. None will have meaning, and you won't even care. By then, you'll be something other than human. A thing that feeds on cheese. A festival attendee.
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Apr 28, 2017 21:56
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Pablo Gigante posted:Naked Snake: I'm at the Fyre Festival.
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Apr 28, 2017 21:57
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I'm going to teach Sunny how to cook. All she makes is cheese sandwiches.
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Apr 28, 2017 22:01
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In Training posted:[Ja Rule wakes with a heavy headache and a sinking realization that Eva absconded with the Philospher's Legacy and he has to cancel the musical acts, catering and hotel services]
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Apr 28, 2017 22:02
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Boss, that's a refugee tent. Not sure what it's doing at the festival though. Boss, those lights are normally used to illuminate the stage. Doesn't look like anyone will be playing, though. Boss, those are wild dogs. They usually stay far away from people. I don't know what they're doing this close to the festival. Boss, that's a security guard. A festival normally has more of them. Something's up. Stay alert. Great find, Boss. Those are some wilted-rear end spring greens. They're not edible, but we can make them into medicine. Boss, that's the CEO of a tech startup with severe social anxiety and major body-image issues, for which he overcompensates with conspicuous consumption. Are you sure you want to bring him back to base?
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