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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

warcrimes posted:

DJ Hayden and Menelik Watson are, in fact, comp pick fodder just like I said they would be.

:smuggo:

Really went on a limb there agreeing with everyone else on earth except one Raiders fan

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Trading a 1st and a 2nd for a 5th and a 6th was all a part of our diabolical plot. That's why we had to take a completely unremarkable corner instead of Lotulelei, and a 26 year old project tackle with our first picks.

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 22:44 on May 10, 2017

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Volkerball posted:

Trading a 1st and a 2nd for a 5th and a 6th was all a part of our diabolical plot. That's why we had to take a completely unremarkable corner instead of Lotulelei, and a 26 year old project tackle with our first picks.

I mean, you can be obtuse all you want. There was a comparison with Hayden/Watson and other players who were outright released. I said at least we'll get some comps in return not that it was some kind of insane great trade value. Also, Lotulelei had a great rookie year and has regressed steadily since, not exactly the retro home run/obvious pick it's made out to be.

e: to be clear, of course I'd have rather had Lotulelei but we can play that game with almost every Raiders draft pick in the 00s pre-2014.

warcrimes fucked around with this message at 23:01 on May 10, 2017

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

*misses on a couple picks, let's them walk, gets a little compensation*

Clearly the Raiders intentionally traded a first and second for a fifth and sixth

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Honestly if anything those comp picks how broken the system is bc lol getting for Hayden what a top tier LT got after 10 years

Hayden won't even start

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Amy Pole Her posted:

Honestly if anything those comp picks how broken the system is bc lol getting for Hayden what a top tier LT got after 10 years

Hayden won't even start

Actually he's already been named the slot starter.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

No he hasn't been Jesus Christ.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Shangri-Law School posted:

No he hasn't been Jesus Christ.

According to their beat writer he is, so I'm not sure why you are so angry you weirdly aggressive internet man. It may not be official, but it's not like it's totally coming from warcrime's rear end.

https://twitter.com/davebirkett/status/861665042399473664

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

It ain't even close to official.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
If Hayden is your slot corner you're in trouble

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
lol I meant starting 2 I mean come on

Dudes gonna get bumped out of the #3 spot by Tabor

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

weird Asian candy posted:

it's not like it's totally coming from warcrime's rear end

Unlike the other 90% of my posting.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

"I would guess" != "named starter"

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The Raiders smell like poop and also eat poop

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Intruder posted:

"I would guess" != "named starter"

Fair enough.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

a neat cape posted:

The Raiders smell like poop and also eat poop

:agreed:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

a neat cape posted:

The Raiders smell like poop and also eat poop

gahaha. who wouldn't?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



a neat cape posted:

The Raiders smell like poop and also eat poop

Did they smell like poop before eating poop or is the smell symptomatic of a different issue?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
If we can take a step back here, maybe the Raiders own?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Sataere posted:

Did they smell like poop before eating poop or is the smell symptomatic of a different issue?

Serious answer: too many hot wings at Hooters.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Blitz7x posted:

If we can take a step back here, maybe the Raiders own?

Agreed, OP.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

MrLogan posted:

Agreed, OP.

Going to have to disagree with this opinion.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Blitz7x posted:

If we can take a step back here, maybe the Raiders own?

Can you own while smelling like poop and also eating poop?

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Someone in this thread or one of the other ones said a couple of weeks ago that they knew someone that Jabril Peppers lived with and that he/she said that he was high all the time. Was that a joke or serious?

Some lady on Cleveland radio yesterday said that Peppers is high all the time, but on lean and Xtasy, she was a co-host. Anyway, she got fired today and people think it is slander on her end, but OIC, so this is probably true.

e; she also said Joe Thomas did drugs!!!

Please respond!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Michael Corleone posted:

Please respond!

He's African Aids Cum these days I think.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Blitz7x posted:

If we can take a step back here, maybe the Raiders own?

I agree with this assessment

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Sataere posted:

Did they smell like poop before eating poop or is the smell symptomatic of a different issue?

It's a chicken and egg situation at this point

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

dear anonymous. My last post in here was not serious about eating the Dung dung. please stop sending me photos of quarterbacks, you, and me, all photoshopped together with the bad stink bars in our hands and elsewhere

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

a neat cape posted:

The Raiders smell like poop and also eat poop

That's just second harvest

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Michael Corleone posted:

Someone in this thread or one of the other ones said a couple of weeks ago that they knew someone that Jabril Peppers lived with and that he/she said that he was high all the time. Was that a joke or serious?

Some lady on Cleveland radio yesterday said that Peppers is high all the time, but on lean and Xtasy, she was a co-host. Anyway, she got fired today and people think it is slander on her end, but OIC, so this is probably true.

e; she also said Joe Thomas did drugs!!!

Please respond!

Peppers is high on weed most of the time. Nothing else.

However, to escalate that to other drugs, claim that the most wholesome white player on the team is also on drugs, adopt a defensive YEAH YOU HEARD ME attitude, and then claim you're misquoted from your own audio...yeah, that will get you fired.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Blitz7x posted:

If we can take a step back here, maybe the Raiders own?

Interesting hypothesis blitz. I believe there might be observable evidence to support this conclusion.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Volkerball posted:

Interesting hypothesis blitz. I believe there might be observable evidence to support this conclusion.

Piss blowback in the face man doesn't recognize the smell of poo poo? :v:

Carr funslinging does own actually

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

sean10mm posted:

Piss blowback in the face man doesn't recognize the smell of poo poo? :v:

Carr funslinging does own actually

I like Derek Carr and I hope he wins the Raiders a super bowl

I just hope it isn't against the Packers

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Fenrir posted:

I like Derek Carr and I hope he wins the Raiders a super bowl

I just hope it isn't against the Packers

You motherfucker

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

You motherfucker

Yeah he's a bastard.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



a neat cape posted:

You motherfucker

He never said it had to be with the Raiders. :v:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Blitz7x posted:

Austin Collie was our Kicker, punter, KR, PR, WR and cornerback and was amazing at every one of those positions

You went to Saint Iggy and you're a Raiders fan? We had Kuechly.

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”

Eifert Posting posted:

You went to Saint Iggy and you're a Raiders fan? We had Kuechly.

The number of St. X alumni I know who won't shut up about Kuechly has given me the most irrational hatred of that team.

Then again, I work in an office that's 90% Moeller, X, and Elder grads, where I'm the only out-of-towner, so I just generally despise all Cincinnati area football :colbert:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Sataere posted:

He never said it had to be with the Raiders. :v:

Yes I did.

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Fenrir posted:

Yes I did.

I'm terrible at reading :(

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