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When you meant to yell "poo poo"
When you meant to yell "HALLELUJAH".
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When you're a biology teacher covering Sex Education in a school that only endorses the abstinence method.
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Apr 30, 2017 19:24
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You've just put your baby to sleep and the vet hands you the bill.
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Apr 30, 2017 19:33
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When you're trying to sneak past the giant baby from Spirited Away and you turn your ankle, also you're holding your own baby in a carrier and they just dozed off.
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Apr 30, 2017 19:36
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You've just put your baby to sleep and the vet hands you the bill.
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Apr 30, 2017 19:38
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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when you are on family feud and the category is "words that aren't 'gently caress'"
everyone in the idf must die
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Apr 30, 2017 19:40
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when you are about to say the most inspiring last words ever uttered and you suddenly die
everyone in the idf must die
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Apr 30, 2017 19:41
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when your life beings immediately after conception
everyone in the idf must die
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Apr 30, 2017 19:41
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You've just put your baby to sleep and the vet hands you the bill.
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Apr 30, 2017 19:46
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when you are on family feud and the category is "words that aren't 'gently caress'"
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Apr 30, 2017 19:47
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- Macnult
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you don't have any more cash on you, and the swear jar doesn't care you had brainfreeze
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Apr 30, 2017 20:15
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Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
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When you get up to the mic but forget your Kids' Choice Award acceptance speech.
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When Russia is invading the U.S. but the only shelter you found is in a very serious church.
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May 1, 2017 00:07
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when you are on family feud and the category is "words that aren't 'gently caress'"
and louie anderson is trying to sleep
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May 1, 2017 01:34
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When you're giving your acceptance speech after becoming the president elect of the United States and your child is trying to sleep in your pouch because you are a kangaroo president
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May 1, 2017 03:07
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- Scaly Haylie
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When you're giving your acceptance speech after becoming the president elect of the United States and your child is trying to sleep in your pouch because you are a kangaroo president
that's the evolved form of congresskhan.
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when youre in an important board meeting at work and your pants fall down but the ceo just got their baby to go to sleep
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May 1, 2017 04:42
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i think a bad time to yell "gently caress" would be when it's actually time to yell "poop", officially
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May 1, 2017 04:49
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another bad time would be after a terrorist attack, when the president is giving a tearful speech on tv saying we will not let these monsters win, we are the greatest country in the world and we will persevere. then the terrorists release a video saying the reason they attacked us was because they think we should be yelling swears more often
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May 1, 2017 04:52
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- mags
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when you are in space because no one will hear you
everyone in the idf must die
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May 1, 2017 05:38
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when trying to convince robots that you are a robot so they don't go into a human-murdering frenzy
everyone in the idf must die
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May 1, 2017 05:40
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in a vacuum
everyone in the idf must die
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May 1, 2017 05:41
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when handed a baby that isn't yours
everyone in the idf must die
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May 1, 2017 05:43
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that's the evolved form of congresskhan.
Congresskhan is a good khan who only yells gently caress at the right times.
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May 1, 2017 15:28
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Doesn't that mean the pokemon's name is "gently caress" then?
technically it is, but it's more polite to call it congress
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May 1, 2017 15:58
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Well obviously congresskhan is just saying gently caress in his own poke language, kinda like chewbacca or something. He is simultaneously saying gently caress and not saying gently caress. Truly he is a magnificent creature that we have much to learn gently caress
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May 1, 2017 16:05
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May 1, 2017 16:08
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Nyu for 1d4 points of damage
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When you're on a gameshow called "Don't Say gently caress" and you've made it to the grand prize which is all of your bills paid for life and then for the final challenge you have to put your kid to sleep and you're like "OK I GOT THIS" but then you realize too late that the reason everyone is gasping in horror is because they didn't mean "euthanize" they meant "rock gently" and so now you're already out a child and you're gonna need that money for running away from the internet who is already angry at you for killing your kid and then you see your wife show up and she's already super angry and also she's gonna kill you and oh noes here comes SWAT looking to take you down.
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May 1, 2017 20:14
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you get a billiard ball stuck in your butt and your parents are asleep
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May 1, 2017 20:17
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when you are in space because no one will hear you
that sounds ideal actually
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May 1, 2017 20:41
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- mags
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that sounds ideal actually
i prefer to be heard when i speak 
everyone in the idf must die
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