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Manifisto posted:when you are preparing to ask your boss, mr. füch (who is downstairs), for a raise, and you happent o be having sex with his wife, mrs. füch, upstairs, and their young children are asleep in rooms adjacent to the room you are sexing in and their doors are open, and your lovemaking companion requests you to say her name loudly I have to agree, that would be terrible German pronunciation |
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google THIS posted:I have to agree, that would be terrible German pronunciation |
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May 1, 2017 22:57
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When the fire marshall is trying very hard to get safety protocol across to you and the other theater-goers, so he lights a small demonstration fire on stage and then calmly asks if a volunteer can answer "now that there really is a fire, what do we yell?" |
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May 1, 2017 23:09
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when you're two thirds of the way through the incantation to summon beetlejuice |
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May 1, 2017 23:20
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When you open the door of a subway train and your old ettuquite teacher is suddenly right in front of you and definitely remembers you. |
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May 1, 2017 23:24
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when someone is paying you not to yell "gently caress"
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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May 1, 2017 23:30
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when you spill coffee on your lap early in the morning because you have a job interview & your toddler is still asleep
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When you are a baby that was sleeping until one of these other situations woke you up. |
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when you are at the benefit dinner for tourettes syndrome and you are about to be awarded a very fancy award for your amazing contributions in the fight against tourettes and your name is announced and as you mount the podium you stub your toe and little jimmy johnson who is afflicted with tourettes and views you as something of a hero and a father figure is looking up at you with his eyes shining |
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May 2, 2017 00:56
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when the swear jar is almost full and the funds from the swear jar have been pre-allocated for pouring fresh lemon juice on paper cuts on the webbing between your fingers |
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May 2, 2017 01:13
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Lizard Wizard posted:that sounds ideal actually when you are in space and your tether just got cut and you have no way of accelerating yourself back to your ship but your baby, who is in a cute lil' space suit, has just fallen asleep and you have an open radio line so you can hear if she gets upset in her little space pod baby space suit |
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joke_explainer posted:when you are in space and your tether just got cut and you have no way of accelerating yourself back to your ship but your baby, who is in a cute lil' space suit, has just fallen asleep and you have an open radio line so you can hear if she gets upset in her little space pod baby space suit paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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When your ventriloquist act is bombing and you finally get the dummy to believably say something but it's almost too late, you have just one chance to save your granddaughter's birthday party. |
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May 2, 2017 03:08
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when you time travel back in time to spook hitler real bad by yelling 'gently caress' at him when he thinks he's alone in a room but then you look down at your babybjorn and notice the little one's finally drifted off to sleep |
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mister magpie posted:when handed a baby that isn't yours When the doctor first hands you your newborn baby that is yours, right in front of your spouse. Lizard Wizard posted:when you're two thirds of the way through the incantation to summon beetlejuice And you summon fuckjuice. Lots of it.
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When you spill hot coffee on your pants just after you've finally gotten your toddler to sleep in an avalanche zone.
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May 2, 2017 15:55
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Robot Made of Meat posted:When you spill hot coffee on your pants just after you've finally gotten your toddler to sleep in an avalanche zone.
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when you are in the middle of hitting your bowl and you just put your weed baby to sleep in his weed crib and your weed rear end hat falls off your head while your friend is trying to take a cool pic of you hitting the bowl while wearing the weed rear end hat
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mister magpie posted:when you are in the middle of hitting your bowl and you just put your weed baby to sleep in his weed crib and your weed rear end hat falls off your head while your friend is trying to take a cool pic of you hitting the bowl while wearing the weed rear end hat Picture of weed rear end hat please?
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