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did you make the call on a payphone and wipe your fingerprints off afterawrd and flee the scene?
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you can always hope they send you to a white collar prison.
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if you defend yourself in court by claiming healthcare is a human right and you go on hunger strike, then your eventual death in a dank cell might even mean something.
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I need some hot prison tipz, is it true I need to find the biggest guy and stab him to death with my penis on the first day?
you need to unravel your prison clothes and use the tthreads to braid friendship bracelets for everyone.
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the bet prison tattoo is one that looks like a prison gang logo, but when someone approaches you to read it and they lean in to see which gang it is it actually says "wanna be friends ( ) yes ( ) no" and they'll laugh and mime writnig a checkmark on the yes box.
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We're all having fun here but I'd like to take a moment and emphasize the importance of saving some of your income every month in a separate account so you can cover unexpected costs like medical bills or really big marijuana purchases and avoid this kind of situation.
another important point is that if you're young, healthy, you never get colds, you go to the gym, etc., like me, then you don't need healthcare, and it's better to spend your savings on playstations.
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