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asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood
Hunter - Jam Roll

On a Perth bound train, with no valid ticket,
I'm broke as a joke with no smokes, I cant kick it,
Its my habbit, I gotta have a niccotine addiction,
Every days a packet I'm a rabbit on a mission,
To get my fortnightly form in,
Me and all the rest of the dole bludgers swarm in on centrelink,
Did you apply for any jobs? Nah mate I stayed home and played with my knob,
But thats not what I really said of course I lied,
And rattled off a list of places that I never applied,
Coles gently caress no I aint pushin a trolly,
I handed in my resume, thats what I told the wally,
I rang up this place and they said that theyd call back,
I didnt even pick up the phone because I'm too slack,
Got out of bed about 2 oclock,
Sat on the couch and watched the idiot box,
My brains rotten, from too much pot and piss,
But thankyou Mr taxpayer for financing this

Stan, stan, hes our man,
I stay home and watch beauty and the beast because I can,
Bold and the beautiful comes on and I'm disgusted,
But I sit through it because the remote controls busted,
I lusted, after Sophie Lee at 4,
Man why isnt she on tv anymore,
Knock on the door and its a couple of my mates,
We all pitch in for the juice of fermented grapes
Its great,
All I do is hand in a form,
And sit on the couch and watch the internet porn,
Maybe just maybe ill get a job one day,
With the minimum hours, and the maximum pay

Under special skills, youve got poet. How many interviews have you had? None. But youve put in applications? Yep. But you didnt get any interviews? Nup, can I go now? Yeah.

I lie to the government every 2 weeks,
And hand in my form and make a hasty retreat,
Because the lowest of the low, hang out at the dole league,
The rough cunts out the front, there always tryin to roll me,
"OI mate, you got a coin for the train?"
Bullshit mate you want somethin for your vein,
I strain my eyes reading the yellow pages,
To fill out my job dairy, it took me bloody ages,
The stages, that I go through are endless,
I spendless, so lets not pretend this is fun,
Even though that it is, especially when my mates come around and get pissed,
This is the life that I chose to lead,
A job i dont need, I'd rather smoke weed,
And once a fortnight have a real good feed,
Am i a dole bludger? YES INDEED.

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asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood

Anidav posted:

But the ALP needs those coal jobs so the northerns won't romp them out for the LNP.

Actually, cfmeu (central coast area at least) are on board with renewables but are upset with alp because all these new solar farms are private/foreign companies. Coal=jobs is a media trope. Greens aren't getting up in place of alp because they don't talk to unions/don't campaign outside the inner city (like the alp).

asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood

Anidav posted:

I have spoken to thousands upon thousands of regional voters. They love renewables but if you ask them directly they will all admit that Coal is better for the economy and jobs. Even when that probably isn't true.

Simply because that's where government money is going: we like public industry and right now renewables are private only. If renewables became a public industry that's where the jobs would be, and where public favour would lie.

asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood

Anidav posted:

Yeah but now we are stuck in a feedback loop.

Renewables will never fully replace coal because all of the jobs are in coal because renewables will never fully replace coal.

...because the government won't fund renewables. But the unions know the game is up and want the "clean green future" to be public, not private.

asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood

Nice Sustainable Australia party propaganda. Better, not bigger, comrade.

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