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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Is it just e or does Bill Shorten have the biggest election Ammo stockpile in modern history?

I mean sure, Rudd had Work choices but Shorten has this royal flush of Medicare, University Fees, gently caress the banks, proper NBN and high speed rail? Anything else? Seems like quite the warchest

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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MysticalMachineGun posted:

Meanwhile, Turnbull (or Dutton) has:

Almost the entire Australian media

As if the media is on side with Turnbull. They devoured Abbott almost exactly in line with public opinion.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Bogan King posted:

Seeing as Lyinhat looks like a fizzer we return to our regular bullshit.

Me Bank is a good choice

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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QUEENSLANDERS would purge at least seven Federal Coalition MPs from office – including senior Cabinet minister Peter Dutton – to deliver Bill Shorten a decisive and devastating election win, a shock new poll reveals.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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BREAKING NEWS: University graduates will be forced to pay back their HECS debts when they start earning just $42,000 a year and student fees will rise by 8 per cent under the Turnbull government's higher education changes.

The package presents a more measured approach than the Abbott government's disastrous 2014 budget - which proposed the full deregulation of university fees and a 20 per cent funding cut - but still carries political risk for the Coalition and will be difficult to get through the Senate.

The lowering of the HECS repayment threshold - down from the current $55,874 - is more dramatic than expected and will see almost 200,000 extra graduates dragged into the repayment system. The threshold was previously legislated to fall to $52,000 in coming years.

Universities will also be hit with funding cuts through a 2.5 per cent efficiency dividend designed to save the budget $2.8 billion over the next four years.


55k to 42k? Isn't that creeping Into casual work Territory?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Les Affaires posted:

2000 hours per year at $21 per hour.

38 hours a week?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Oh my God what is the ABC doing shilling BrickX?

You're better off putting it in crypto Lmao.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Surely the ALP doesnt support this

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Yeah but Bill seems to have the small capability to change his mind every now and then.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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It's almost as if ALP policy is a tad more balanced than it was under Gillard and the Shadowmen

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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I just want to smile one of these days

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Fairfax believes in COALITION MAGIC



My god I can see the media's giant erection!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6LOWKVq5sQ

ECONOMICS WIZARD

Anidav fucked around with this message at 06:05 on May 2, 2017

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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NPR Journalizard posted:

Why are you following Australian politics then?

To watch the sun rise again.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Dude McAwesome posted:

I too can see that 970 is a greater number than 585 and possibly better than the alternative of 733. That was $20k of economics degree well spent!

Where do the numbers come from Fairfax. What is this stupid image

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

George Christensen has undergone weight loss surgery in Asia to ­remove 85 per cent of his stomach.

Leadership ambitions

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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That it will go to the schools who need it the least?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Wouldn't they just be using Gonski for policy branding? I mean the libs have taken ALP policy before, hosed it up and given it the same name eg NBN.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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I remember being a kid and my mom was taking me on a primary school tour during the Howard years as I was about to enter the school system and we checked out some Private schools around Ashgrove and one of them have loving elevators and fountains.

MONEY WELL SPENT

Ended up going to a Public School and turned out pretty much the same as the other kids who went to St. Wankers for Gifted Children.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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I think elevators are the true sign of capitalist sorcery.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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gently caress Fairfax.

They spent so much time trying to be Murdoch Jr. When they could've gone another route.

They deserve all the strikes and poo poo coming their way.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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I don't buy nut milk. I use my nut bags to milk my own nuts and drink it straight.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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You just put your nuts in the nut sack and milk your nuts and drink it.

It's simple and delicious and a cheap source of nourishment.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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gently caress vegetables. Why can't kids these days just grab a glass of Pauls down at the Milk Bar and read the newspaper front page about how many homosexuals Sir Joh killed? :bahgawd:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Zenithe posted:

Delicious. No.

Add Vanilla essence you scrub

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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aejix posted:

The only soy milk I've liked is Bonsoy but that poo poo is insanely expensive. Is there soy milk that tastes like it that isn't ludicrously expensive?

You can buy soy milk machines for like 200 dollars and make your own or use a blender and add your own flavours

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Millennials muling coke in order to pay for affordable housing mistah speakah

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Birdstrike posted:

So much more lucrative than your "send nut milk to Taiwan" business.

Stay outta my business!

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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AUSEXIT NOW

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Thank you topless Australia day Nazi salute lady.

Anidav fucked around with this message at 02:00 on May 4, 2017

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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I wish Brisbane destroyed parking meters too

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Can't park for free if in a 20km radius of Lang Park

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Samson option

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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It looks like the Queen had died.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

His last words were probably making fun of the Indian doctor in attendance.

I'm still laughing at this post

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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A single bison dollar will be worth ten British pounds

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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He is a writer in this scenario so observing is completely justified when amongst these Republican Vampires.

https://youtu.be/TVuiF_TdsBw

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1318391841530707&id=464998863536680


Hmmmmm

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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So TPG.... Becomes the new News Corp?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Every one is trying to copy Trump.

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