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Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Quantum Mechanic posted:

Senate, so Xenophon or PHON could torpedo it.

Also FYI it is STILL not worth paying off HECS ahead of schedule as long as they still aren't indexing it above inflation

They are if your salary isn't indexed

# ¿ May 2, 2017 07:50

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 10:48

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

The joke you all missed was "high"

# ¿ May 2, 2017 10:15

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Quantum Mechanic posted:

They still aren't. Better off putting that money into even a TD, let alone some sort of index fund, than paying off less than 2% interest debt.

It is almost impossible to invest money and make less than HECS indexation.

This was more of a jab at myself, as my current award expired in 2014, so it's a bit more than that. gently caress the SDA.

# ¿ May 2, 2017 10:51

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Abbott should only be allowed to be GG if we then immediately go republic and get to watch his dumb face.

# ¿ May 3, 2017 00:10

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

How long till we get a pillar of salt from Bolt? I'd give him 12 hours max.

# ¿ May 3, 2017 07:24

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

First Dog

https://twitter.com/davpope/status/859685408208150528

# ¿ May 3, 2017 15:21

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Delicious. No.

# ¿ May 4, 2017 00:09

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

JBP posted:

Nice bit of poverty porn for the inner city latte set.

Hotel Coolgardie releases in June.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nop_Jq9M_R8

I've seen reboots of stupider things than Cunnamulla.

# ¿ May 4, 2017 02:29

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Bogan King posted:

Looks like Melbourne is going to go full Arab Springs soon

What.

# ¿ May 4, 2017 04:28

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

#cotax?

# ¿ May 4, 2017 23:26

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

This is so bad I'm wondering if it's a joke done by an actual Fairfax journo to highlight the effect of their strike.

# ¿ May 6, 2017 08:34

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

26 across, Jesus.

# ¿ May 7, 2017 00:59

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Lol at qld labor poking fingers at anyone for being out of touch

# ¿ May 7, 2017 08:34

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

What's a Turnbill.

# ¿ May 7, 2017 09:16

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

bandaid.friend posted:

Latham'll apparently be at a men's rights conference next month hosted by Paul Elam
https://icmi.info/conference-information/about-the-speakers/
He'll give one of ten talks, eight of which are 'subject TBD' at location TBD. Price of entry is not TBD (it's 300 bucks). Hope he liked the red pill doco, the cast and director will be there too!

Even compared to Latham this guy is a piece of poo poo:

They'll probably get along like a house on fire.

# ¿ May 8, 2017 09:19

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Lid posted:

This week on the new horror serial

It Came From Domain

https://www.domain.com.au/advice/i-sold-my-investment-property-because-i-couldnt-deal-with-tenants-any-more-20170508-gw03dx/

If only there was some kind of say, "insurance" you could get for these "landlords".

e. lol, it took them less than a day to buy the house, I think they might not be very good at this.

Zenithe fucked around with this message at 22:22 on May 8, 2017

# ¿ May 8, 2017 22:19

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

25c/kg tax hike on tea tree oil.

drat. Every 4kg of tea tree oil will now cost me an entire extra dollar, gently caress.

# ¿ May 9, 2017 12:11

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I assumed that front page a was a poo poo mockup, not something an actual person was paid money to do.

# ¿ May 10, 2017 03:01

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Who is going to test all this piss?

# ¿ May 10, 2017 07:04

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Predicted wage growth in the budget: (lol)

Amazing

# ¿ May 11, 2017 01:13

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Imagine if banks raise interest rates and tank the country just to spite this tax.

# ¿ May 11, 2017 03:58

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Brown Paper Bag posted:

So Morrison just clarified the true cost of the company tax cut.

$65.4B

Look at these leaners.

# ¿ May 11, 2017 05:59

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Bogan King posted:

https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/862626256801509377

Pyne must be dd.

# ¿ May 12, 2017 00:18

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Bogan King posted:

Latham has a cookbook coming out. I thought political advice was going to be the last thing I wanted to take from him but it turns out I was wrong.

Some BNP guy did a cooking episode awhile ago that basically amounted to " once we have foreign recipes we don't need migration". Perhaps a similar arrangement?

# ¿ May 12, 2017 03:38

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Dude McAwesome posted:

How do I convince people that drug testing welfare recipients is hosed up? It's amazing the amount of people that are for it, and I'm poo poo at arguing. Can auspol give me some talking points?

Tell them it will cost a fortune in screening, testing and implementing the restricted card and that poor people will still effectively have the same amount of money to use.

# ¿ May 12, 2017 07:45

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I highly doubt it would even punish the poor that well. If this thing does actually gain traction, it would be the easiest thing in the world to sell it for cash. $1 ~ 85c on a basics card etc.

e. monetarily, for making people feel like they are poo poo, it's probably not bad.

# ¿ May 12, 2017 08:22

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

That is the worst possible name ever for a tropical island :wtc:

# ¿ May 12, 2017 21:44

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Get an imgur account.

# ¿ May 13, 2017 05:02

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Lid posted:

But the group claims it is not white supremacist, as it does not believe whites should rule over other races. Rather, The Dingoes say Australia should be an "ethnostate" in which all citizens are white.

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN PRETEND TO MEAN

You see, white nationalism is different than white supremasism because *farts*

Also no indigenous people allowed.

# ¿ May 13, 2017 09:08

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Band 8. Didn't want to offer cartoonists any easier puns there did you guys?

NAPLAN is so weird and dumb it's hard to think of it being made by anyone living in this reality, let alone life forms able to comprehend satire or ridicule.

# ¿ May 14, 2017 01:25

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

# ¿ May 14, 2017 05:31

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

NEWS FLASH, SDA EVEN SHITTIER

They are actually arguing with Coles against a nightfill worker who thinks that the current agreement is not where it should be.

Like, just gently caress off. Why are you even calling yourself a union if this is what you do.

# ¿ May 14, 2017 12:58

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Watch This Immediately

Blair Cottrell went on talkback radio. It's hilarious.

# ¿ May 15, 2017 03:08

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Don Dongington posted:

iiNet tend to use the shittest modems though. Tbh I should just churn to an actually good ISP and use whatever they hand out.

My free iiNet modem from 2013 is still good. I only replaced it because Dodo gave me a free one.

# ¿ May 15, 2017 23:52

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Bogan King posted:

This is 600k and also not a house FYI

# ¿ May 16, 2017 03:48

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Coucho Marx posted:

This was from yesterday, but:

Seriously though, $200 a month on clothes.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 09:19

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Bogan King posted:

Quantitative proof smashing the avo.

e. I can't believe it's come to this.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 11:48

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifesty...187158d5888a142

Guys I think journalism in this country might be loving dead.

They won't be around long, because when you say something like this:

quote:

Mr Kerr, 50, from Sydney, said the protein water has many benefits for people who are lactose-intolerant, diabetic, elderly or recovering from surgery.

�Post-surgery, you don�t often feel like eating, and this can be a great alternative. Often the elderly and diabetics are not able to have the milky protein drinks as they can�t digest it,� he said.

People will get hurt and they will sue the poo poo out of you.

# ¿ May 17, 2017 05:23

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Bob Katter is giving Chanel poo poo for their designer boomerang. Apparently this is a thing that is happening.

# ¿ May 17, 2017 14:01

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 10:48

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Doctor Spaceman posted:

https://twitter.com/MurrayWatt/status/865068811875000321

What's the worst that could happen?

How to Lose an Election: Step 1

# ¿ May 18, 2017 07:45

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