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Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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The grand saga that keeps unfolding.
The budget is about to be unveiled, the faltering emperor is attempting to sell it to the people and a sinister force is preparing to grab power in Queensland on the periphery.
With the threat of universal real estate going down the shitter, there seems to be no end to this madness.





Duke Bill Shorten of House Labor
Maneuvered into power by the unions shadowy forces, Duke Shorten seems to be the best hope to oust the emperor.
Not the most progressive force but that is overlooked when the current wielders of power is unhinged.
This of course assumes he doesn't slip up and his enemies failing to oppose him.


Rhinehart of the Mining Guilds
Behind the throne is the money of the minings guilds that flows into it's coffers.
Sometimes the guild is represented by the Adani's, the Shenhua, but most recognizably by the Rhinehart.
Having cut down a previous emperor, they show no qualms in doing whatever to keep damaging the universal environment and line their pockets.


Emperor Malcolm Turnbull of House Liberal
As a result of the disastrous leadership of Emperor Abbott, Turnbull was installed by the house.
What everyone didn't expect was for him to turn into a pale imitation of his predecessor.
Most recent is Turnbull's rejigging of the 457 Visa to win over the populace.
Will the upcoming budget serve as a trigger to remove him? Only time will tell.


Baron Barnaby Joyce of House National
The stooge of the current emperor that is meant to be representing the periphery.
Known for his outlandish antics such as advocating the genocide of Australian carp and relocating governmental departments to the fringe.
He is however facing off against a sinister force who claim that they can do his job better.


Di Natale of the Greensmen
Advocates of living a sustainable lifestyle with regard to the universal environment.
A worthy ally of House Labor depending on circumstances.
Di Natale however faces disunity from those who seek to abolish the current mode of universal rule all together.


Pauline Hanson of One Nation
The sinister force that hopes to disrupt the canon of Auspol and declare jihad on all not like them.
Emerging from the darkness they have come to peddle the worst kind of politics behind Hanson.
After a defeat in the universal west they look to the east to gain a major foothold.
Their campaign however recently encountered a hickup when it turned out they may have broken electoral law the rules of engagement which could lead to the full force of the empire being brought down on them.

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Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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ewe2 posted:

Interesting choice of theme, how long did those shops take?

Around 15 mins.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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And this is not even the most horrific things they want to inflict on all of us as the senate has hamstrung them.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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I'm figuring I should aim for an IBL next semester and do a decent enough job that the company keeps me around.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Bogan King posted:

She's trying to say "don't throw me in prison for all the fraud I've so obviously committed"

Idiocy, it lead to One Nation's rise and then it lead to One Nation's fall?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Doctor Spaceman posted:

Why would they? They opposed the last lot of uni changes, and opposing the Coalition on education is something they could do in their sleep.

So they've definately learnt their lesson from the disaster that was their attempt at the privatisation of tertiary education?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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The new Corby?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Does this mean theres going to be a new human rights commissioner that doesn't do anything for human rights?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Where were you when Prince Phillip died?

Possibly on the toilet, would help if we had an exact time to figure this out.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Abbott is the kinda guy that wrecks his way upwards.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Ah.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Maybe if they add please to the end of that they'll raise their chance of getting their wish.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Didn't Leyonhjelm come last in NSW federal senate count?
Latham probably will need quite some work to get in if thats his intention.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Would we get a proper investigation into the AFP when Labor gets back in? Or will merely the truncheon be passed?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Aesculus posted:

Greens update: Parliamentary right in NSW is now openly defying the membership's decision making and boycotting the party, instead crying to RDN and the federal right to impose top-down MP leadership control. You heard it here first. Now don't go leaking it to the arsetrayan

Who would have guessed the splits have come from the other direction this time.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

please make posting pictures of Caleb Bond a bannable offense, thanks

You'll learn to love Mark instead.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Ora Tzo fucked around with this message at 03:11 on May 9, 2017

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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But in the end all he is, is a Labor hack.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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By the way have we found out who the fascist voyeur thats been buying the AVs is?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Whens the next poll?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Splitssssssssssss

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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NSW is the most corrupt state with QLD as worst state?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Why does he vote Labor when he's JBP?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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quote:

"unfaithful wives "cuckoo for cocoa penis puffs,"

These guys watch too much porn.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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So who the hell is Milky Moor?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Mad Katter posted:

Trial by Mafia is the best way to determine ideological correctness.

Who knew the mob was actually a bunch of stalinists.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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The important thing to note about when the housing bubble pops is that it will only increase the amount of renovation shows due to the increase in supply.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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JBP posted:

You can turn that poo poo into a pretty decent passive income, work part time and do poetry.

Any decent sites or books to read for this?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Kafka Syrup posted:

Privitise the Police.

They were actually considering doing this in the UK. [For small rural areas]

Poor sods.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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NTRabbit posted:

No doubt, but the Greens in SA will never win them back with an immense gently caress-knuckle like SHY leading the SA party, as most people believe she does

Are ya suggesting someone from the Greens Right should coup her?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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This whole predicament goes to show why we must slash taxes for all.
~Malcolm Turnbull~

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Its Labah's fault mista speaka.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-25/contractor-fears-installer-could-die-during-nbn-rollout/8556566?smid

Liberal Pink Batts?

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Don Dongington posted:

Ugh do we really have to ride out 2 more years of bumbling rear end in a top hat government? Can't some marginal seatwarmer just retire/kick it already and trigger the next DD, solving several problems at once.

Well there was that one Lib mp doing dodgy stuff with some council thats in court in Queensland.
I guess Labor could put a lotta pressure on if a by-election ensues.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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They sure did pick a poo poo picture for tones in that ad.
But then again ain't that the case for all the ones he's in.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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Isn't the SDA getting more marginalized with Labor nowadays?

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Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

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No awards for coming last guys.

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