Mx. BYOB Posting Pageant -- A WINNER IS DECLARED!

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for my talent, it's 3D. 3d stands for "three dimensions", but what good is it? well you can do all kinds of stuff with 3d, but for byob, i use it to make avatars. i even noticed that one poster in this very thread didn't have an avatar so as a demonstration of my talent and my kindness i made hockey jockey an avatar

# ¿ May 3, 2017 22:21

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 06:09

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hockey jockey posted:

That is incredible! I don't have a credit card right now so I will save it for later

you don't have to actually use it unless you want to, but if you do like it i can hook you up with a av cert :respek:

# ¿ May 3, 2017 22:47

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hockey jockey posted:

it's very cool to see all the designs you can make with crochet. i love the little bears.

MrWillsauce posted:

can't say i've heard of this before, but you seem very good at it.

They Might Be posted:

nice. that's a good song.

vanisher posted:

this one is giving me stage fright.

N. Senada posted:

i like how the clipping in the cthulu one makes it sound like you're being accompanied by an angry beast.

HotSoapyBeard posted:

that's a rad boat, it must be fun to drive.

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

that's an incredible skill. those machines look very complicated.

Fanky Malloons posted:

these have a very cool look. i especially like the skull one.

alnilam posted:

this sounds really good. is the sort of bass drum sound from stomping your foot?

Munchables posted:

the explosions one is a visceral aural experience.

someone clever posted:

that's way over my head, op, but it seems like it deserves a trophy or a medal at least.

pig slut lisa posted:

best one yet. loved every second.

Manifisto posted:

that mask is cracking me up. the camping gear is rad too. camping is rad.

City of Glompton posted:

nice. i never thought about quiche like that before, but now i'm thinking about it a lot.

# ¿ May 6, 2017 02:32

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cda posted:

MrWillsauce's entry showcases a mix of comfort and controversy. Nothing could be more BYOB than making a grilled cheese sandwich and the presentation is, in this judge's opinion, extremely chill. I appreciate the talent it took to make a grilled cheese with only one hand while filming with the other hand, and also Willsauce's ability to keep the patter going. I would listen to the audio of this video just to relax.

At the same time, grilled cheese is a controversial subject and I have to say that, for this judge, Willsauce fucks it up majorly. First: low heat? What the hell is that about? If you butter the bread properly you don't have to worry. Which brings me to second: you didn't butter the bread? You just butter the pan? Dude. You got to butter the bread. And while we're at it. Three: what in the world kind of bread is that? Sourdough? Some sort of janky white? For this traditionalist, you go Wonderbread or else you go home. If you're going to get fancy get loving fancy, not this weak rear end Publix bullshit. Four: cheddar? Cheddar? Nuff said. Finally, in case you haven't watched the video, here's what the grilled cheeses look like when they're supposedly ready to eat:

No sir. No thank you.

If the talent is making instructional videos, I think Willsauce has a future. But I'm not letting him anywhere the gently caress near my bread and cheese until he gets reeducated.

My score: 8.9/10