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Munchables

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Nvm

Munchables fucked around with this message at 19:27 on May 1, 2017

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Here are some things I made that don't have a lot of revealing personal info:
A school project about anti bullying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91z5Ol5LzhI

A mock movie trailer parodying michael bay style action flicks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h6ELp2M844

And a little thing I made for a gaming forum I used to frequent:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykYyNvBTZYM

Munchables

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Cda's daughter/son

Munchables

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You see him. Large and hairy, standing in the water before you. His swimsuit a dark color gradient, with blues and greens and light stripes in between. His tubby stomach folding out of the tight waistband, the stretch marks on his sides barely visible. His man titties stare mournfully into your soul, as he scratches the seawater out of his beard. Fortunately for everyone involved, the legs of the swim trunks come down to his knees, but once he dives under a small crack appears behind him, and is then sucked under the waves. He is gone. Munchables.

Munchables fucked around with this message at 03:02 on May 8, 2017

Munchables

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I can't even compete with this

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This is my contest entry
With a little rhyme for pantry
No need to keep you waiting
(nahnahnahnah)
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap)
Be intimidated
By what we have created
Kiss underneath the radar
(nahnahnahnah)
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)

I got myself a pair of shorts
Dressed up in evening wear
I dress myself in a t shirt
I don't care
Make-up won't help me oblige too much
It's not fair
To be compared to you
To be compared to you
To be compared to
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Be-be-be ba-ba-bada-ba)
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Be-be-be bap-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da)

Just call me "Mr. Modest"
I got it and I flaunt it
You can applaud if you wanna
(nahnahnahnah)
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap)
Wearing simple jammies
Eating breakfast slammies
I'm not much of a hammy
(nahnahnahnah)
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap)

I got myself some underpants
Dressed up in evening wear
I dress myself in boring clothes
I don't care
Make-up won't help me oblige too much
It's not fair
To be compared to you
To be compared to you
To be compared to
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Be-be-be ba-ba-bada-ba)
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Be-be-be bap-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da)

Everybody wants to get some sleep
Once you get some sleep, your styled hair is gone
Everybody wants to take a nap
But once you take a nap, the day is almost gone
Everybody wants a big old slice
Of the big old pie, and I wish I had a pie
Everybody wants in
Everybody wants in
Everybody wants

I got myself a comfy bed
Dressed up in evening wear
I dress myself in b-ball shorts
Guess what?
I don't care
Make-up won't help me oblige too much
It's not fair
Dressed down until I disappear
But I won't do it alone
No I won't do it alone
Oh I won't do it alone
Bap-bap-bada-da-bap
Be-be-be ba-ba-bada-ba
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Be-be-be bap-bap-bada-da-bap)
(You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap)
(Yay-hey-hey)

(OOH)


To the tune of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-djYrXYhZY

Munchables

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Please do not accuse me of lying about my jim jams

Munchables

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My nipples oscillate in anticipation of the next portion

Munchables

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Well, to the untrained, sonic may seem faster than mario, after all his shtick is that he rolls around, at the speed of sound no less, while no such claims are made about everyone's second-favorite plumber. But let's examine a few things, first of all, sonic's adventures take place on earth, and just by looking at him we can tell he doesn't move at the speed advertised. Some kind of chicanery is going on; he can easily navigate across uneven terrain while traveling at top speed, but at no point do we see a sonic boom. And on the subject of sonic boom, we can clearly see that sonic's companions have no issue keeping pace with him even though his speed is supposed to set him apart, so clearly this is false advertising and an attempt to brainwash the player into believing that the blue hedgehog can go so fast.
Mario, on the other hand, is humble. No claims are made about his speed. While sonic travels through zones and the passage of time is clearly shown, Mario travels to other worlds within a matter of hours, depending on the player's skill. Mario's even travelled in space, without being slowed, and his metabolism is shown to be near instant. When he consumes a mushroom or flower or star, its effects are near instantaneous. Mario also has the ability to run so fast that he can glide, and even fly with the assistance of only a tail. Mario also has the ability to spin a cape so fast it reflects projectiles, and the ability to increase the height of his jumps by conserving speed and energy and releasing more each jump. In his first appearance, he was even able to briefly freeze time after hitting a barrel with a hammer.

In conclusion, Mario is faster in sonic in ways that are near imperceptible to the untrained eye, and ift unappreciated by his fans and friends.

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They Might Be posted:

The Wattococcus estcanus (updog, or slobberberries) is a species of perennially flowering plants with indigo-colored berries, delightfully wet noses, and the occasional happy tongue or wagging tail. Updogs are prostrate shrubs that range in size from small puppers to great big boys.

Their distinctive wet noses, or rhinariums, utilize cold receptors in the skin to determine the source of incoming love and/or pets. The berries are highly poisonous if eaten.



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Thunder Moose posted:

Well bless yalls hearts with yer postin and yer judgin.

WHO WANTS SUM SWEET TEA WHILE WE'SA WAITIN?

YA'LL WANT SOME SWEET TEA? HOW BOUT SOME SWEET TEA!

Ooh yes please

Munchables

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Good job Al, congrats! Thanks judges and thanks cda for putting this on, it was real fun :)

Munchables

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Hey vanisher whatever happened with the custom plat icon?

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:argh:

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