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HI im King of the Beach and for my Mx. BYOB Talent submission I decided to share something ive been getting into increasingly over the past few months... I like to take snaps of things...in particular birds, landscapes, skies, really anything that calls to me and asks to be digitally immortalized on the netcloud rather than simply be just a brief, random, lost and/or absurd convergence of space and time that happens to be aesthetically pleasing to someone (me) for my submission i give u this sampling: now that its nice again im planning on branching out some more and exploring new places on my motorcycle to chill at, wander around, observe and just snap away as i please...so far im really enjoying this and look forward to where it takes me, stay tuned~
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 03:54 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 04:58 |
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sry top half only due to NSFW rule... still the same havent changed one bit
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 03:26 |
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N. Senada posted:I present to you yea w/o even reading that was the first thing that came to mind...only thing i myself would have done differently would have been to pose in the breaking waves so then it would have been like The Creation of Adam meets the music video for Cherish by Madonna (which are obv both wonderful werks of art in their own special ways) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q2WS6ahCnY Fanky Malloons posted:I was going to explain the story behind this, but I think maybe it's better sans context??? Either way, I am wearing a swimsuit, so I assume it totally counts, pls enjoy. u are of a high aesthetic quality and prob a blast to hang w/ alnilam posted:come on in, the water's great! nice cheekbones and ur confidence is quite admirable - ive always wanted to grow my hair out to that length but imho it doesnt work for me nearly as well...maybe if i lived in Australia or if I was like backpacking for months at a time id consider giving it an honest try tho lmbo calrissian posted:This is fake... If you were this cool then there's no way youre on byob now i swear it really is me...ofc im not nearly as cool but i still try! anyways i guess it really is true what ppl seem to say about yobbers being beautiful specimens and all...
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 15:59 |
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looks like a great egret m8 nice!
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 20:28 |
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cda posted:What are you drinking? Cranberry Juice? Blood? It better be blood. Real pirates don't fear scurvy. The earrings and hat are dope, but I would not call them a swimsuit, since most pirates could not swim. grog!
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 21:32 |
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hockey jockey posted:I was planning to remodel my artistic golem to even greater beauty, but I've had pleurisy and a recurrent chest infection for two months now and there's no more petrol (gas) in the tank. So here is me in the closest thing I have to an evening gown. thats bogus and i hope u get well soon and stay that way
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 03:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs thank you to all the judges and fellow participants!
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 08:40 |
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N. Senada posted:A young person looks towards the cosmos, a field of stars hangs above him like so many dancing lights. Crickets chirp nearby, a soft campfire crackles far behind him and friends at the fire chat and laugh. But N. Senada is with them only in presence as his mind turns to the heavens. For a moment, he truly experiences the sublime as he wonders if there's something out there looking up at its own sky, looking up towards a galaxy of potential. He sits transfixed, hoping his eyes lock with the the eyes of something else, a chance meeting of intelligence across unfathomable distances. His bare feet rest on cool grass. He shifts his weight and blue jammies, covered in yellow stars and red rockets, rub against the ground as he turns to look at Orion's Belt. Green and brown earth stains his cotton and polyester apparel, but they are invisible to him in this darkness. His mind is elsewhere, floating through the universe, imagining about worlds he has only ever read about. Ice giants where nothing could live. Dwarfs so hot that the surface is liquid metal. Black Holes which challenge the very laws that govern his reality. A+++ wovld read again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEDDK0XLGfw
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 16:23 |
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lmbo calrissian posted:
tripsie threds m8
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 06:27 |
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*erupts into tears and dashes off the set mortified and inconsolable*
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 22:56 |
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cda posted:The photograph was clearly taken in the evening, thus making whatever you're wearing "evening wear." The picture frame is a nice touch because it makes me anticipate that I will be looking at an oil portrait of one of our Founding Fathers, or maybe a hideously old and deformed version of you that you keep in an attic while you commit gay crimes, seemingly blessed by a youth and charm that never fades. Overall, though, it's just not classy. It makes me think of classy things, but then I look at it. I bet that shirt would look cool if I were wearing 3-D glasses, but I'm not wearing 3-D glasses. Next time, include 3-D glasses. tbh i was just trying to be real didn't think it would be very appropriate to post a pic of me in a suit n tie (but could have if i truly wanted to take down vanisher) ty again to all the participants and judges for ur warmth & compassion~ also I'm p sure i was on a bit of ecstasy in that pic which was 💯 at the time but those halcyon days are long behind thankfully...
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 15:46 |
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cda posted:understood, it was tres byob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLZ5I29RNHc
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 18:51 |
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cda posted:This concludes the EVENING WEAR PORTION of our posting pageant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq9IjkTBDrU
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 07:30 |
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yea im going off into the hinterlands on a vision quest this weekend so if u want me to post my meat and potatoes or whatev i have to do next prior to then just give me the werd, k? tyvm
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 04:58 |
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Manifisto posted:we're going to need proof that your destination lacked internet i might be able to get some sort of prior authorization from a medicine man LITERALLY A BIRD posted:King of the Beach is awarded a little extra for successful emotional manipulation, making his final score for this round 7.75/10. not my intention but im gonna use it cause im in it 2 wn it bae https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Hy7uAb_eU Impkins Patootie fucked around with this message at 13:33 on May 26, 2017
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 13:28 |
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I'm holding out for Mx. Congeniality... Congratulations to the winner! And thank you to our host and the fabulous judges.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 01:19 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 04:58 |
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alnilam posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGRZBa4cKWA
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 07:59 |