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Since my main talent of making delicious beer doesn't translate to a recording very well, I humbly submit my hot-take karaoke session of a favorite song of mine from two of the greatest adult folk contemporary artists of all time, Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel. http://tindeck.com/listen/txyto
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 01:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:26 |
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this is heartwarming those shotglasses rule next level gimp work sort of a daniel johnston vibe, very cool stuff everything i expected from your avatar and more
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 04:04 |
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cda posted:Reminder that you have until TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT EST to post your talent Apparently what I thought was my entry doesn't count. I'd be more than happy to submit a digest of the beer idea I let byob vote on / name, then created/brewed/sold kits of in a store. It's much less embarrassing than my karaoke, so let me know! edit: For those that weren't there, we put doughnuts in the mash: They Might Be fucked around with this message at 15:25 on May 5, 2017 |
# ¿ May 5, 2017 15:15 |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:I would like to sign up for the the talent pagent. My talent is signing up late for talent pagents. are you any good at folk music refrains? you're welcome to hop in on my only living boy in new york karaoke and we can submit it together like a present to mom/dad from both of us.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 16:13 |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Tom....get your plane right on time....I know your part'll go fine... even better, you just need to fill the middle minute and a half or so with "ahhhhh-ah-ahhh" and just one "here I ammmmm-mmmm" They Might Be fucked around with this message at 18:53 on May 5, 2017
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 17:04 |
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Ralph, my Sphodromantis lineola (Giant African Praying Mantis), was so kind to submit his final venture into the nude bathing area to get an all-over-tan after molting into his eight instar as my submission for the swimsuit portion.
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 01:59 |
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King of the Beach posted:
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 02:21 |
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I've put on my nicest suit to make this comment. It's navy blue, a light knit for spring, finished with two dull brass buttons. Both are currently undone, exposing a tie the color of a milkweed pod with a shirt as as crisp and blue as the sky tucked in behind. The outfit is sparsely accessorized, featuring a chestnut brown belt complete with similarly dulled hardware, lived-in flat fronted chinos, and a sensible pair of matching leather loafers (sockless). "This pageant has been fun. Thanks for giving me a 5/10 for trying to record a nice folk cover, and calling a photoshopped speedo on a molted bug exoskeleton unjudgeable in the same breath you rated a lovely bird photoshopped in a bathing suit and a great ms-painted ascii middle finger with no complaints. I love you all" -the least talented boy in byob Edit after receiving so many nice PMs: I'm really sorry for confusing you all with my entry. I figured every good pagent needs some drama so I worked it into my entry. I posted right after in the chat thread that it was satire, but in retrospect that wasn't the best solution. I do love you all and my feelings aren't hurt!! They Might Be fucked around with this message at 16:15 on May 16, 2017 |
# ¿ May 15, 2017 07:39 |
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10/10 |
# ¿ May 17, 2017 15:43 |
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cda posted:
The Wattococcus estcanus (updog, or slobberberries) is a species of perennially flowering plants with indigo-colored berries, delightfully wet noses, and the occasional happy tongue or wagging tail. Updogs are prostrate shrubs that range in size from small puppers to great big boys. Their distinctive wet noses, or rhinariums, utilize cold receptors in the skin to determine the source of incoming love and/or pets. The berries are highly poisonous if eaten.
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 23:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:26 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:
dang i got beat by e-cig liquid. gross.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 21:31 |