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Guavanaut
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hakimashou posted:

What's that got to do wth the brexit though?
It'd explain the attitude towards Brexit in parts of the African press. Indian press seemed split on the issue.
That and the UK having to write trade deals without a pedestal for the first time in a couple centuries.

serious gaylord posted:

Good lord you've been on a roll the past few days.
Actually they're called cobs.

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marktheando posted:

My boss goes out of her way to buy the old style light bulbs from some shady shop lol.
The little hardware store by me still sells them.

They're useful for dummy loads, incubators, and keeping sheds from freezing during winter. Not much else though.

Those decorative 'vintage style' bulbs where the filament never gets above yellow-orange seem to be in style now too.

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DesperateDan posted:

Bloody government stopping me from using leaded petrol and emptying the chamber pot into the street!

Be after my patented radium medications next!
There's a pump around here that still does four star leaded. I assume for people with vintage cars with lovely valve seats.
Expensive as all hell though.

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Celexi posted:

Other than that they often get thrown in the garbage as they like to attract dust.
Tie a bunch of them to a fan as a dust precipitator.

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Kegluneq posted:

Lol at this profligate young man spending money on light bulbs when he could just sit in the dark

Pretty sure Aldi bulbs are a fair bit cheaper than that anyway, but this is a silly argument from start to finish. Not only is the cost of the bulbs not that much higher but the savings can be seen in the short term as well.
The big problem with these efficiency saving calculators is they assume all inefficiency is waste. Incandescents are only about 2% efficient as lights, which makes them 98% efficient as heaters.

If you're in a house with electric heating only, that's pretty useful during winter, you can set the heaters a bit lower. Most of that is radiant heat too, so it warms quite evenly. Putting the big light on a bit early to warm the bedroom up during winter months was a fairly typical thing.

They still suck terribly during summer, and have lifespan issues and all that, and it would be far better to have LED lights and a quartz heater and not live in typical British housing stock, but I don't think you can say it's a flat 82% saving.

Radiant heaters are only about £9 now too, or you could probably get something like that next to free on gumtree, but that wasn't the case when the ban first started to come in.

Pissflaps posted:

Many Scottish nationalists refuse to call the UK a country.
They omit the last syllable.

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Cerebral Bore posted:

The gently caress would an actual small business owner care about corporation tax? Are even a significant amount small businesses in the UK incorporated?
Quite a lot of them are. It's a small investment in time that protects small traders from being personally bankrupt if something happens to the business. The price for that protection is that you have to make some account details public and pay an amount of the total profits (after all expenses and salaries) to the government as tax. Some of that you would be paying as income tax anyway if you were a sole trader.

The two problems with corporation tax are that there isn't any banding, so a small coffee shop pays the same rate as a regional cafe chain, and loopholes, so an international coffee chain pays gently caress all.

Really though, most small businesses would benefit a lot more from an increase in the amount of money that ordinary folks had to buy stuff with than they would a reduction in corporation tax.

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Namtab posted:

I'm going to seduce pissflaps

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It sounds like a lot of the criticisms from actual small businesses could be alleviated with banding, with a separate small profits rate to the main rate. That would help out the 'couple of joiners/plumbers/electricians form a limited company to limit their liability on large contracts' lot without helping the 'why can't I hire someone for an hour a week on a pittance?' lot.

What are the main reasons against banding corporation tax? I suppose it could create additional loopholes for larger companies to exploit, and there are arguments that most small businesses like that should be aiming to minimize their profits by paying themselves salaries rather than dividend related trickery anyway.

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jBrereton posted:

If Labour's policy is not to gently caress up small business with more legislation (a good idea, this last government has added a huge admin burden) then doing stuff like banding corp tax is not a flier.
Would there be a large admin burden for the business themselves? They already have to do their annual accounts and declare their profits if they're limited, so surely it would just be a case of HMRC saying all profits under £x are taxed at y% and all over at z% and issuing the tax slip based on that.

There may in practice be additional admin, but it wouldn't be for the small limited company.

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Tesseraction posted:

And particularly about him mouthfarting about that Israeli intelligence he leaked like a chump in front of Bibi's horrified face?
Say what you will about Trump, he's done more for government transparency than Obama ever did.

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Oberleutnant posted:

It's not a big deal at all, although I bet in the 70s ad 80s skinheads were throwing a loving fit about it.
Back then it was all about the (South) 'Asian invasion' of Ugandan Indians being kicked out by Idi Amin. I'm sure there was no love for the Chinese but the hot take among the racist shithead community was all about how people wearing saris and vermilion on their forehead were going to ruin the country by cooking spicy food and having a billion children. Chinatowns seemed to slip by almost unnoticed.

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Fixed term legislatures with an allowance for early elections in the event of a loss of confidence seem to work well under the Westminster model in Canada and Australia. Really the worst part of the FTPA is that it allowed calling a snap election 'because everyone feels like it' rather than requiring the loss of confidence of the House.

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I would be Liam, I think. The Lib Dem leaflet ballsed it up too by addressing their stuff to us both
What's the Paul and Liam Special Brexit and how does it differ from the Red White and Blue Brexit?

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Mister Adequate posted:

Everything is forgiven. Pissflaps is a modern-day da Vinci. Flaps for PM! No forget that, Flaps for Queen!
His guac in a can idea is leagues ahead of contemporary mainstream Twitter inventions like 'make a sandwich at work'.

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namesake posted:

I've bought lunch from a shop nearly every day for the last three years because I got a job which basically doubled my income and suddenly I had tons of cash: I never forgot that I could just make a loving sandwich and put it in an empty ice cream tub to take to work. Who are these people?
People who allegedly don't have enough time to make a sandwich at home. And obviously work in an office with a decent kitchen, because loving lol at trying to make an entire sandwich sat in a van on a site or working in a warehouse where the kitchen facilities are a sink.

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Cerv posted:

English, Mandarin, Cantonese, Arabic, French, Hindi, Russian and Spanish.


i can't find a list of the 20 that the current outsourcing company offer, but desperately want to know which countries have just been massively snubbed.
I'd bet money on Germany for one. :v:

Not that they'd need the service yet.

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Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Nah, if the Tories are allowed to choose, it's: English, Mandarin, Cantonese, Japanese, Russian, Polish Cleaner, Irish But Not Northern Irish and American.
Now that Osborne's gone nobody's huffing all the polish cleaner at Westminster.

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What if they mumbled the queen bit like Corbyn supposedly did when he joined the privy council?

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TheRat posted:

-Reginald D. Hunter
People have been drawing parallels between Batman and :ancap: wank material long before that.

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Wasn't the last tube bomb a White British guy on the autism spectrum with no political motivation? Or at least conveniently not described as terrorism.

Fortunately it fizzled, and the vast majority of people with autism or learning disability aren't likely to blow you up on a train either.

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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Advice please.

I've never bet on anything on my life and I'm also a dumb baby who doesn't understand odds - I assume 9/2 odds means "your £2 turns into £9 if it happens" but what does 2/9 odds mean?

Also, what's the best betting shop? Or is it simply a case of whoever gives the best odds for the outcome in question
9/2 means your £2 gets you £9 winnings plus your original stake, so £11. 2/9 means your £9 gets you £2 winnings plus your original stalke, so £11 for a far larger stake. Or 44p plus your stake for a £2 bet.

https://www.oddschecker.com/ compares odds from different bookies.

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That's the internet economy for you.

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Macarius Wrench posted:

As an aside I hate it when people call gambling the gaming industry. That's for videogames!
Games of skill, games of equal chance, and games of unequal chance are all games.

Just happens that the latter are poo poo and that's why they're the bread and butter of online casinos.

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Oberleutnant posted:

beat me to it. But dont forget libertarian!
I thought the only people who were unironic 'libertarian monarchists' were those weirdo Americans who got kicked out of libertarian club for being too poo poo for them and so slunk off to Idaho to be openly racist and dream of the day that a strong king kills all the black people.

Figures you'd find one in UKIP.

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TheRat posted:

Daily reminder that 50% of Mitchell & Webb are cunts

https://twitter.com/arobertwebb/status/870018895419121665
Isn't the other 50% bad for some reason too, Stephen Fry style privileged liberalism or something?

Not sure what about Corbyn's foreign policy is 'immoral' when he's up against people whose foreign policy is that selling weapons to the Saudis to do war crimes is good for industry.

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CoolCab posted:

Also, it's only half of the game, which is why it's so loving awful to play. There's supposed to be a second stage where owning property and money is disadvantageous and the tension is surviving the capitalist stage without snowballing so much you lose in the second (which is religiously themed, iirc?)

Monopoly games take forever despite often being "finished" very early after a player gets an insurmountable lead for this reason. They didn't just steal it, they did so in a way that both ruined the intention and the gameplay.
I thought the second half of the game was supposed to be a land value tax or something that evens things up, which was what many progressive circles at the time thought would eventually happen in late capitalism.

Instead there's just a big family argument and everyone goes away feeling unfulfilled, which is what the current consensus on late capitalism seems to be.

e: 343 was when St. Nicholas died, which is why we play classic board games at Christmas to remember his suffering.

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

Monopoly chat: My family set had wooden houses and hotels, the player pieces, boot, dog, etc were the same wooden blocks with a 2d paper token wedged in it. My parents always told me the reason everyone else had metal playing pieces was because our set came from my grandparents who had donated their monopoly pieces to be melted down into spitfires to win the war.

It is only now I am suddenly questioning this... can anyone confirm this was a policy at the time and my monopoly set is not a whole 'nother lie my parents have perpetrated upon me?
There was a policy to confiscate scrap iron, there was a policy for public iron like lampposts and fences to be taken down, there was even a policy for new board games to have spinners instead of dice and eliminate metal parts. I don't think there was ever a policy to donate board game pieces to make 1% of an aileron though.

It's possible that they donated them along with a larger pile of scrap metal, but it seems unnecessary as most of them were pot metal or similar.

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haakman posted:

You missed a do.
Wasn't that an Atari game?

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New thread is up. Let the fun begin :unsmigghh:

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