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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Post your grooming details, obviously we also want to hear about your pubes

Tower 7 was destroyed by the Federal Reserve.




tastefully arranged labia posted:

I think the chicken thing is dumb but this was a novel idea



Somehow I've made Freddie look even more gay


Zeris fucked around with this message at 02:42 on May 11, 2017

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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The long hair / clean beard pic I used is actually a selfie

I know three federal agents who deployed plastic explosives on tower seven.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Damnit

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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I respect the hustle

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Two Finger posted:

short hair short beard

it's all i can get away with working in yachting :(

lice?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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NSFW that poo poo

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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It was a joke based on the disconcerting premise that your face resembles female genitalia.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Maudlin gingers ITT

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Almost done with the abuse, sorry, I had a staggering weekend and am projecting my self loathing

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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holy poo poo

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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stickied

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Wow I saw that while I was drunk and forgot about it, and just now thought "Hmm, why is the hair thread sticky?" and rediscovered Sergeant Mercury in his glory all over again.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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tastefully arranged labia posted:

I couldn't settle for any one Katy Perry photo for the middle, mostly because I can't find one where she's doing the extended/crucified Jesus arms. Who else should be in the GiP pantheon?



All these faces but peering out of windows of Grover house

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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ElMaligno posted:

The man behind the body-pillows.

(upper right is my jam if i could keep it)

I like as a poster but am confused why you the human with a life wants internet people to know what you look like

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