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Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

I feel like a German citizen circa 1939.

# ¿ May 2, 2017 21:16

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 10:43

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Zeris posted:

Why does that childish "journalist" have a TV show?

She used to do news.

Also is not like you can't laugh at something so farcical and not be serious at other times. poo poo I think anyone who's worked in A TOC can understand the hilarity of hold music blasting into the conference call.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g4dkBF5anU

# ¿ May 3, 2017 04:35

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Kazinsal posted:

Just this morning at work I heard from a boardroom the opening sounds of the default cisco hold music and then three people (including one on the webex in another city) saying "ugh, someone put the webex on hold" at the same time.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck everything in that thread is the truth

The Thread

http://conferencecall.biz/

# ¿ May 3, 2017 05:30

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Best Friends posted:

I have hope this one actually bites them. Organized black churches in the south have been arguably the most powerful force for social progress in modern history.

Then again imagine all the megachurches phone banking for Ted Cruz. Ugh.

Something tells me the first mosque to pursue political activity will not be well received.

# ¿ May 4, 2017 18:50

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

I'm ready for open war on the loving ruskies.

Goddamn.

# ¿ May 6, 2017 00:23

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Some Penn State frat killed a pledge be delaying treatment for multiple head injuries. This happened despite having security cameras capture the entire event and these stains searching Google.for poo poo like "hazing deaths"

Fine tradition of U Penn sweepings abuse of kids under the rug even with overwhelming evidence. They'll be fine for at least another 20 years.

# ¿ May 6, 2017 05:44

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Casimir Radon posted:

The only thing that might stir up a significant number of them is seeing how this stuff hurt someone who looks very much like them.

Nah they were willing to buy the poo poo he sold them about the apartment bombing, they can't give a gently caress anymore.

# ¿ May 6, 2017 06:54

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

I suggest interfering with their election by the assassination of Putin by men in rascals, with cowboy hats and six shooters.

Then insisting they're not Americans just pro American separatists.

# ¿ May 6, 2017 23:13

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

I am 100% sure that Comey has had a dead man's switch in place in the event of his termination.

poo poo is likely going to get wild.

# ¿ May 10, 2017 03:15

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

You think he knew his days were numbered? Based on what?

He's in a presidentially appointed position and working under a demonstrably mercurial and hostile White House, heading a department that bears the responsibility of investigating even the highest officials of the land.

I don't have strong opinions about Comey one way or another, and he seems at least more intelligent than me, and I would have immediately considered this plan of action.

# ¿ May 10, 2017 03:28

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Casimir Radon posted:

They were more than happy to go after Bill for stuff that happened or was alleged to have happened before his presidency.

Ultimate irony would be to to Kenneth Star for this.

# ¿ May 11, 2017 05:12

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

FBI confirms

# ¿ May 11, 2017 19:38

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

nullscan posted:

Watch it come out that one of Trump's cronies owns shares in Pelican Cases or some stupid poo poo. What threat is this ban even trying to stop?

Laptop bombs.

This is not a joke, their afraid of the thing that Somali airline didn't catch because they use single view x-ray machines.

# ¿ May 12, 2017 05:13

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Arc Light posted:

I have yet to see a "gently caress you liberal snowflake" facebook poster who didn't also post stuff like "If you stomp on the flag, I'll stomp on your face," or start crying about football players not standing for the national anthem.

I posted this on Facebook and immediately got a rant.

quote:

There is a difference between getting mad because you didn't get your way like a 2 year old and being upset about someone disrespecting the country we all share. If America is so terrible why aren't these people leaving? There is a simple solution if you hate the country. However even though I didn't vote for trump there isn't anything me or anyone else can do to change that he is in fact our president.

Your logic is flawed since there are varying degrees of the emotion required to be a snowflake. Anger or disgust are not an all or nothing proposition. I'm certain that you aren't as angered by someone cutting you off in traffic as you would be if say someone murdered your mom. Throwing a fit because you didn't get what you want is the most basic of forms of anger as opposed to having pride in your nation and not wanting someone to disrespect the symbol of that nation. Try that poo poo in the middle east or Africa. They will kill you for actions like that. So your ability to stomp on a flag is in fact on of the things that makes this nation that you are protesting by stomping on said flag one of the greatest nations in the world.

That being said it is also within the realms of freedom for a retired marine or even some civilian to punch said person for the disrespect to their fallen brothers and sisters.

Thanks guy who already forgot my deployments to the middle East and Africa. Like the lack of perspective is kinda funny to me; is he saying it's my right to punch him because I feel like HE'S a jackass?

# ¿ May 15, 2017 00:55

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

FastestGunAlive posted:

"In America you are free to burn that flag.... So don't burn it"

That's actually a more sensible reply, because it implies the people won't stop you, but they would be irritated, which is a reasonable thing to say.

# ¿ May 15, 2017 01:34

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

not caring here posted:

If you fought or died for a flag you're a knob. It's just a piece of cloth. It's what it represents is what is important, and no one can trample on that.

Well, except for Trump, so get upset about that.

I always felt like American flag worship was a relic of the gilded age and America's more shameful chapters.

# ¿ May 15, 2017 03:25

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Meanwhile, authoritarian thugs are loose on the streets of DC:

https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/864665943129108481

https://twitter.com/VOATurkish/status/864631567972540417

Whip do something

# ¿ May 17, 2017 04:06

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Pesticide20 posted:

I wonder if the money was worth it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh3bSzDQ1Po

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 03:20 on May 18, 2017

# ¿ May 18, 2017 03:18

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

bird food bathtub posted:

Met a few libertarian fuckwads while I was in that would run their god drat cock holsters non-stop about taxes being worse than rape and how if government would stop destroying everything we could live in a glorious utopia where the invisible guiding hand of the free market would find the most efficient method of accomplishing everything, everywhere, at all times.

How they squared being such colossal, Ayn Rand worshiping stupid rear end mother fuckers in the most socialist organization the United States has I'll never understand.

THEY EARNED IT.

That's literally how these gently caress knuckles reason this poo poo. These guys have no God damned introspection whatsoever.

Reminder that I personally know a first generation Filipino soldier who is super conservative, voted for Trump and Facebook rants about illegals ruining everything. His father was nearly loving deported four years ago because he was here illegally.

Also his father voted for Trump in his first election.

# ¿ May 19, 2017 08:46

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Can't wait to see the mental gymnastics the ARE HEROES types on my wall go through to explain why actually this kid deserved it.

# ¿ May 22, 2017 02:27

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

murder all facists qtiyd

# ¿ May 22, 2017 02:31

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Dead Reckoning posted:

According to witnesses, the perpetrator was walking down the street, screaming, at 3AM, with a knife. Apparently the arresting officers said he was speaking, but his words didn't make sense. It sounds more like someone having a psychotic break than a premeditated hate crime.

Of course it's not racism.

# ¿ May 22, 2017 02:37

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Dead Reckoning posted:

The guy may in fact be racist, but wandering down the street, stabbing a guy for not getting out of your way, then just hanging out at the crime scene waiting to be arrested doesn't match the pattern one would expect of a premeditated or anger provoked assault. Every description of his behavior screams "altered/disordered mental state."

No I know it's just... Frustrating. I'm exhausted from people being awful to each other, mentally ill or otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcTxf8zoErc

# ¿ May 22, 2017 04:34

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

England is a historically bad crowd crush country.

# ¿ May 23, 2017 01:34

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

windshipper posted:

Well, our beloved Filipino friend here also just declared martial law in Southern Philipines

Edit: Not condemning him for declaring martial law in this case, mind you. Because poo poo is bad in that area.

He's bombing his own goddamn cities because of like, a handful of whacks.

He deserves condemnation.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 10:16

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Taken from a Bottle Shops Facebook page I follow. These are actually real.

I'd actually be slightly less mocking if they at least said, something something goes to charity. Even though it would probably just be WW.