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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/864081899081412609

Surely staff infighting over obvious lies and fabrications won't lead to a colossal administrative disaster.

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/ForeignPolicy/status/864118729289990144

tl;dr: everyone on the planet knows our president is a know-nothing child motivated by frayed nerve endings and barely anything else. And they're structuring a NATO conference around this fact.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

I'm the guy who thought Sri Lanka is 'north'.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

The Republican party seriously needs to be destroyed and prevented from returning to public perception as a 'legitimate' political party ever again.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Like, no poo poo, US agents are probably going to be loving dead over this. People are going to die, again, because a pillar of sentient blubber needed its imaginary cock stroked by a gangster state.

The entire government is a farce.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/864234970549817345

Hahahahahah.

https://twitter.com/justinsink/status/864234428763168769

:killing:

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

Well, Donnie just threw all his national security people under the bus by confirming that story, which also means that Tillerson, Dina Powell, and McMaster all lied or covered poo poo up. Only Mattis has a shred of belivability left.

You left someone off that list.


https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/864441736147476480

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


Been over fifty minutes since that tweet. I guarantee you someone is dead over that phone.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Good news!

https://twitter.com/davisusan/status/864493777624367106

Garland isn't stupid!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

McMaster just sticking his dick out there to get chopped off for Trump.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/864534867136196608

Hey look, that exact thing our intelligence was warning Israel would happen... happened!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/864577561086631936

McCain's losing his mind, and it owns.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

You know how some people (probably wrongly) speculate that a Hillary presidency would have laid the stage for a competent fascist in 2020?

Yeah, Newt's that competent fascist.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/864602921945759744

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/rachaelmbade/status/864608676740554752

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/864614690797834241

Aw yeah dawg that's the stuff

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Stephen Miller's writing Trump's Saudi Arabia speech.

RIP in pieces Trump.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

TBeats posted:

Wasn't Stephen Miller also Trump's totally not Trump publicist in the 90s?

Miller's the balding 31 year old neo-nazi who is completely on board the 'gently caress muslims' train and helped write the first two travel bans.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

TBeats posted:

Yeah I know who 2017 Stephen Miller is.

E: oh John Miller was his alter ego.

lol remember when the John Miller thing was a big deal? Now it's kind of boring.

As far as Trump shenanigans go it's fairly run of the miller.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

Holy crap, Bob Mueller is back. Special Counsel named for Russia poo poo.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/864963769872633857

Hey, this is super neat! I wonder what else is going on with respect to Trump and collusion with Russia?

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/864963759735013376

I seriously cannot believed my craziest belief about all this got verified with records.

ded redd fucked around with this message at 23:06 on May 17, 2017

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

The entire Republican party has been accomplice to this since the start. A 'no poo poo' moment, sure, but to have it verified like this is un-loving-fathomable.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


I'm only repeating what's been elsewhere because I don't know law and I sure as hell don't know all the names, but the size of the firm is such that even the remote chance of Mueller being involved with the Trump family is astronomically small.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/864974483072978944

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

So it turns out Flynn wasn't just interested in blackbagging Gulen for the Sultan's pleasure.

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/865018306511687680

There is nothing wrong with hiring a guy who impedes military action against ISIS because Turkey pays him some sweet-rear end green.

ded redd fucked around with this message at 02:54 on May 18, 2017

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Flynn is so loving baffling, and it's infuriating that someone this openly contemptuous of the country has managed to stay politically relevant for so long.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/865224362168811520

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Mr. Nice! posted:

Chaffetz just resigned effective June 30th. Gave no reason or transition plan.

"Hi, I'm the New Republican! Please don't shoot me in the street!"

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

Keep on talking Donnie.

Yeah he's doing that pretty well.

https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/865283233877032960

I am just laughing all day.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/865305072686833665

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

DoktorLoken posted:

Is that new? I don't recall ever having to do that.

It's been there for a few months at least.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Couple a things:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/865331682882310145

https://twitter.com/vplus/status/865330751348367360

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/benpauker/statu...agenumber%3D339

These idiots are wrapped up in a truly staggering amount of paranoia.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Wow, Joe Lieberman! I can't imagine who would actually want to express vocal support for of course it's John McCain

https://twitter.com/MaxKennerly/status/865304147217829889

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

DoktorLoken posted:

He's old as poo poo and doesn't have the requisite experience for this, why the gently caress would Donnie pick him?

He praised Trump for picking Flynn and McFarlane as part of his staff.

And really that same question could be modified for any of his picks aside from Mattis.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

As Nero Danced posted:

I still think Mattis was only picked because of his nickname. Or someone switched the name on the prompter and Trump forgot to name one of his buddies. No way he made a good choice naturally.

He absolutely was, along with McMaster whose name you can actually see underlined on the dossier Trump has in his hands upon congratulating his new pick.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

shame on an IGA posted:

Holy gently caress that Trump quote isn't even the meat of the article, Best Deal Man thought fronting weakness to the Russians for pity was a good bargaining strategy.

A third government official briefed on the meeting defended the president, saying Mr. Trump was using a negotiating tactic when he told Mr. Lavrov about the “pressure” he was under. The idea, the official suggested, was to create a sense of obligation with Russian officials and to coax concessions out of Mr. Lavrov — on Syria, Ukraine and other issues — by saying that Russian meddling in last year’s election had created enormous political problems for Mr. Trump.

I can't even imagine how his conversation with Erdogan must have looked.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Lord that place is a step away from /pol/ these days.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

So we kind of have two bad things about to happen:

https://twitter.com/MbKS15/status/865664011819302912

Holy poo poo, scary right? I wonder if Donald Trump could make this

https://twitter.com/AP/status/865680795440037888

worse

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/scottwongDC/status/865706359869886466

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


I think the best question amounts to "Whose idea is this and is their name Donald Trump?"

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