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So you want to get an American VISA, Mr. Chinese Investor? Give me $500,000 and I'll make it happen. https://twitter.com/TomLasseter/status/860836677392121857 https://twitter.com/emilyrauhala/status/860755144891187200 By the way, I'm Jared Kushner's sister, you may have heard of Jared, he's good friends with our President, so you know I can make this happen! And I'm not sure if this has been posted, but during the transition, Donnie's people were copying and removing documents from the SCIF, back when Flynn was their point person for a lot of this poo poo, including contingency plans. Great! https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/860637529325883394
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May 7, 2017 00:40
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This post has nothing to do with politics. There is something very special in this picture that the New York Mets tweeted out. The New York Mets deleted their tweet when they found the problem. See if you can spot it. Here's a hint: it's probably  http://i.imgur.com/BmW4vHl.jpg
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May 7, 2017 08:27
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:what is yates gonna say tomorrow Paraphrased: I literally told you about Flynn and you didn't listen and then lied about it https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/861263605265821697
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May 7, 2017 18:20
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Good guy appears to have won in France, 65-35. Possibly one of the biggest potential polling errors ever, as polls only had Macron beating Le Pen by 20, not 30. https://twitter.com/France24_en/status/861279279996391426
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May 7, 2017 19:05
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https://twitter.com/yarotrof/status/861311727287324673 "dangerous gay psychopath" Edit: The Macron campaign may have deliberately let themselves get phished in certain circumstances, just to place false information, per the Daily Beast. Good poo poo. https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/861064174914457600 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 23:06 on May 7, 2017 |
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Possibly something, probably nothing. There's some weird poo poo going on with Air Force One at the moment. k nevermind https://twitter.com/stevebruskCNN/status/861391625385365508 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:29 on May 8, 2017 |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha Kushner said Donnie was "working on something". Know what he was actually doing? Barry's back. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/861395929240281089 https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/861398104465170433
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May 8, 2017 02:57
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Sally Yates is testifying at 2:30 PM EST today, stream will be here Oh hell yeah, I'm away from my desk this morning and was worried that I was going to miss it. Donnie's already tweeted this morning about "WELL OBAMA DID IT" and promptly made everyone say "uh Obama fired him and you made him National Security Advisor". Donnie seems determined to have Flynn roll on him.
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1) it's counsel not council  2) generally it's good to get water or a fire extinguisher when there is a blaze going on, not a can of gasoline https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/861556350618411008 Edit: well gently caress, Gorka is staying around because Donnie and Bannon intervened https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/861558426601697280 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 13:34 on May 8, 2017 |
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lightpole posted:Hahah The fundamental trumpian assumption is that his audience is as stupid as he is. Which is right. Edit: oh great Donnie's pissed at one of the sane voices in his administration over some bullshit https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/861618024620666882 Edit2: omfg https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/861620342552489984 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:35 on May 8, 2017 |
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Comey has the best description of Twitter that I've ever seen, a dive bar where everyone is yelling at the TV. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/861643065370587137
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Sally Yates killed the zodiac killer. Fuckin hell. 
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I don't like direct-linking to trump tweets, but you have to see this poo poo now on his profile. https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/861746463101071360 Scared as hell. Bonus: Congressional walkout in front of a bunch of kids https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/861743506657865729
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uh woops https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/861780511601111041 And Kimmel comes back swinging, from an advanced transcript http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/jimmy-kimmel-healthcare-son-update-media-1202419303/ Edit: ahahahah that congressman that left that interview with the kids actually went to a town hall meeting and got his rear end handed to him there too https://twitter.com/edatpost/status/861789827271970820 quote:DUBUQUE, Iowa — An Iowa congressman walked out of a television interview on Monday, declining to explain why his staff is pre-screening constituents who plan to attend his town hall meetings this week. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 04:56 on May 9, 2017 |
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Lindsey Graham: cocktease https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/861960559897567233
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Hanford, Washington (state) looks like it had another incident at a plutonium finishing facility where a tunnel collapsed and workers are now sheltering in place and being told not to drink or eat anything. The tunnel had radioactive poo poo in it. http://www.king5.com/mb/news/local/hanford/breaking-tunnel-at-plutonium-finishing-plant-collapses-in-hanford/438116235 For reference, it's commonly called "the most contaminated nuclear waste site in the United States" http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26658719
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Press us standing by for Spiceytime, Spicey is 25 minutes late. Gonna be Russia-heavy. https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/862003053922267137
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Today's Spicey level was Wonderbread. That didn't make any sense and neither did Spicey.
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Terrible Robot posted:Is that story covered anywhere else? Here's WaPo and NBC, reports from the Department of Energy https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...te-reports-say/ http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hanford-nuclear-site-tunnel-collapse-causes-workers-take-cover-n756896 But I really came here to post this: https://twitter.com/CNN/status/862035566321336321 
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I also came here to post this, since apparently Newt Gingrich and James Comey aren't good at resisting phishing attacks, but at least they didn't click the links. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/862039685312413698
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May 9, 2017 21:25
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HOLY gently caress THEY JUST FIRED COMEY https://twitter.com/HallieJackson/status/862060326820487169 https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/862061151831564288
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May 9, 2017 22:46
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Here's the letter basically stating why. He was too hard on Hillary for her emails. https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/862062047357542400
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May 9, 2017 23:19
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It's a weird kind of fun living through history. https://twitter.com/NixonLibrary/status/862083605081862145
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Two Finger posted:I thought he did. Or was it just the head investigator he fired Head investigator. Kept clearing house of Attorney Generals until one did what he wanted. Office Pig posted:There's nothing loving fun about this. Oh nobody hates this poo poo more than me. I continue to laugh like hell at how it continues to get worse and worse and worse on a daily basis. That's why I post like The Twitter Whisperer because I'm going to be on the right side of history when poo poo goes south.
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ahahahahaha this combination https://twitter.com/MikeDelMoro/status/862085578942287872 https://twitter.com/SarahMMimms/status/862082100995948545
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MazelTovCocktail posted:Didn't most people here want Comey fired? Always been a duality for me. I think he really hosed up, but his reasoning was sound. So, I personally really disliked him, but he had the thinking I'd generally want from an independent FBI director as a total political shitstorm is surrounding him. So personally, I disliked him and though he was stupid politically. Professionally, fine with him. Or, fire him on day one. Not a few weeks after he confirms an investigation into Donnie. Edit: lol LA https://twitter.com/passantino/status/862100416552607745
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 Oh poo poo, CNN: Grand Jury Subpoenas issued for Michael Flynn's associates https://twitter.com/PamelaBrownCNN/status/862111970912333825 https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/862111722827640832
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Bless Harry Reid. https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/862130735796207616
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This entire article is filled with filthy, filthy smut. https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/862156871981039620 quote:President Donald Trump weighed firing his FBI director for more than a week. When he finally pulled the trigger Tuesday afternoon, he didn't call James Comey. He sent his longtime private security guard to deliver the termination letter in a manila folder to FBI headquarters.
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50% of me believes that Donnie is just totally oblivious to everything and will simply fire anyone who says anything bad about him, simply because they said anything bad about him. If they're not on his side and/or can be controlled, they get dealt with. 25% of me believes that there actually IS something to this Russia thing and that Donnie knew about it and everything, the whole way. 25% of me believes that Donnie is scared as hell because he legitimately has no idea if he's russian-infested or not, because he never cared.
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Nothing matters until McConnell (R-Turtle) decides that it does. https://twitter.com/mviser/status/862301905053253633 But, here's a chaser: https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/862309658547036160 
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psydude posted:In theory, couldn't the Senate still override McConnell if they managed to get a bipartisan supermajority? Not that getting 12 Republicans would be easy, but in a perfect world it would be doable, correct? You're too much into pigs flying territory. The Majority Leader of the Senate mostly controls the schedule of when bills hit the floor, committee appointments, etc. There is some arcane poo poo like discharge petitions that force votes past the Majority Leader, but in the vast majority of cases, if the Majority Leader doesn't want it, it goes away or never comes up.
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HBCU graduates at Bethune-Cookman basically told Betsy DeVos to go gently caress herself https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/862383109165240320
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Flynn just got subpoenaed by the Senate for documents he denied to give them. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/862434218034507776
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KildarX posted:I'm not sure how you market the AHCA to anyone that doesn't fall into a foaming rage when they hear the word Obama. There's a reason why you've heard almost no members of Congress defend the AHCA other than the few exceptions that say "obumbo bad obumbocare bad too".
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WaPo broke the high score with thirty, three-zero, 30 sources on this one. Linking in case you're not subscribed. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/862468904538578948 Basically, Donnie fired Comey because he had a mad about the Russia stuff and Comey not backing him up on "wiretapp". And Spicey's Power Hour may be nearing an end: https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/862470103383900161
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