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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > May N/V: the long dark night is upon us
 
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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Abugadu posted:

Bunch of tiny Christian McCaffreys toddle out singing


Oompa Loompa Kuechly doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Kuechly dee
Why does this WR weigh 283

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as Kawann Short eats
What are you at going Mike Williams style fat
What do you think will come of that?

Trade bait for the New York Jets

Oompa Loompa Kuechly doo
If you're not greedy you will go far
You could win some Super Bowls too
Like the Pats and Pack and Steelers do


*Cam hurriedly hustles the rest of the group onto the SS Riverboat Ron

I don't like this.
I love this.

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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
 Apparently Michael oher assaulted an Uber driver. Yaaaay.

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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
 You feel good about that? Watch out, I have a really funny memory of what happened last time you started to feel good about football.

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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
 https://twitter.com/OnionSports/status/864165477576318978

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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Metapod posted:

Please don't hurt any of our players tia

Bradberry will tear his ACL and never be the same again.

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