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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Metapod posted:

Rivers and Wilson are both good though

:agreed:

Garrard (ECU) wasn't bad either.

Oh, and Sonny Jurgenson (Duke) is in the HoF.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Diva Cupcake posted:

David Carr has a better more accurate arm right now than Pat Mahomes.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTDRfsMDs35/

That last one reminds me of that Kaep throw that beaned someone on the sideline.

I'm also amazed that Carr is able to throw a pass instead curling up in the fetal position halfway through his throwing motion because he thinks a blitzer is coming.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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SunshineDanceParty posted:

I lost so much money on a dumb loving prop bet on Tebow completing 11 passes. Son of a bitch wins on the 10th completion in overtime. Every time that game gets brought up I relive that moment.

Were you able to still laugh at what just happened at least? If not...you must've lost a shitload of money.

Reminds me that one of my instructors in college lost over $500 on the TB-OAK Super Bowl because of that last pick six.

E: wooo, new page

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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waah posted:

This is what it takes to get Larry Fitzgerald to retire.

Obviously he'd be brought in as a backup who will never see the field because Carson Palm-

Larry's hosed, huh?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And he roots for Notre Dame :barf:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Jerry Rice, Seattle Seahawk

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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FizFashizzle posted:

I guarantee I will watch it because once you hit thirty sleeping past like 630a is physically loving impossible.

Am 31, can't remember the last time I woke up before my 8:30 alarm that didn't involve me catching a red-eye flight :colbert:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Dexo posted:

Rex Grossman, Redskins.

We're listing good players

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Flikken posted:

Cleveland Browns, Baltimore


weird Asian candy posted:

Kyle Shanahan, 4th Quarter

:five:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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As someone who is quite drunk at 2AM, I want that all in me right now.

No seriously, right loving now. Even the football, hurry the gently caress up.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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a patagonian cavy posted:

don't forget that one strip club in sodo right south of the stadium

i'll never forget a place unironically advertising "sodo's hottest girls" or whatever

A few years back I remember they had a sign up that they were now serving hot sandwiches as a lunch special.

Yeahhhhh, no thanks.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Pops Mgee posted:

Couldn't hurt :shrug:

Tell that to Stephen Tulloch and Lamarr Houston

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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What a gently caress-rear end

(Clark, in case it isn't obvious)

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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So many good memories:

Dolphins holder getting beaned in the head
James Harrison loving up
Super Bowl 48 :hawksin:

Seemed like the Dolphins were in a lot of those actually.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Spoeank posted:

Gabbert is starting at least two games for the Cards this year.

~Book it~

...at QB. Being the holder doesn't count. :colbert:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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My eyes are literally on fire from reading that hot take.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

But enough about Lloyd Christmas

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I know a few pages ago we were talking about dudes getting repeatedly suspended for loving up off the field. I wonder if Rolando McClain ever managed to turn things ar-

https://twitter.com/SBNationNFL/status/863138284557410304

Oh...nevermind then

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Amy Pole Her posted:

Andey prob top 10 WR/QB hybrid position

Only because that Titan(?) completely whiffed on the tackle, otherwise Dalton might have wound up a paraplegic.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Can't wait to see the O/U on how many times he's caught staring at her feet on camera.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Dexo posted:

Anyway. Mitch Trubisky. Great Bears QB, or Greatest Bears QB.

Since this is the Bears we're talking about, he's probably around #6 just because we don't know he sucks yet.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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GaussianCopula posted:

But only if the Patriots trade some jag for the Jet's #1 overall pick.

Nah, that makes it less awesome actually.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

Has this guy actually watched football in the past four years?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Did Pace learn how to GM from the guy who drafted Smith instead of Rodgers because Smith held the door open or some poo poo like that?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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First :420: offense = lifetime ban

swickles posted:

Refs still figuring that out.

A much better answer than mine :argh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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How dare you people not address him by his full name, Robert "Week 11 NFC Special Teams Player of the Week" Aguayo. :colbert:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Dang :(

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Any one of our offensive lineman.

:smithicide:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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AsInHowe posted:

Good timing on this joke, my company just fired a guy for coming to the office late at night to masturbate in the large conference room.

So many questions, none I'm actually sure I want answered.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Was really expecting this to turn into one of those "In Memoriam" clips.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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a patagonian cavy posted:

Cunning offseason strategies guaranteed to succeed:
Hiring Kaep to face the Packers
Bernard Pollard against the Patriots
Playing the Bengals, like, in general

Facing the Bills in the Super Bowl

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Amy Pole Her posted:

Just why did Cleveland think this makes sense?

"Sense" and "Cleveland Browns" haven't been together in more than 20 years now.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Niwrad posted:

Bears are really going to suck again.

Again?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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FizFashizzle posted:

Hell of a name for a lovely player

It's like they're not even trying any more to make good names for Star Wars characters

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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You could at least link the video, jerk :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfyofwO776s&t=18s

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Yeah, I'm gonna call "bullshit" on that last statement there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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What's this about Matt Schaub?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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FizFashizzle posted:

nolan carroll is doing great

Just emulating his biggest hero, Tiger Woods.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/869673478164795392

Well, there you go.

I also first read that as "remainder of the season", because of course.

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