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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Looks like Marathe is the smart one in the Niners FO
Well yeah, the way I understand it, Marathe is the actual GM while Lynch is there for PR

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:allears:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Bigass Moth posted:

Don't pick QBs.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Seems pretty obvious to me who bought it

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Abugadu posted:

Bunch of tiny Christian McCaffreys toddle out singing


Oompa Loompa Kuechly doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Kuechly dee
Why does this WR weigh 283

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as Kawann Short eats
What are you at going Mike Williams style fat
What do you think will come of that?

Trade bait for the New York Jets

Oompa Loompa Kuechly doo
If you're not greedy you will go far
You could win some Super Bowls too
Like the Pats and Pack and Steelers do


*Cam hurriedly hustles the rest of the group onto the SS Riverboat Ron
:golfclap:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

weird Asian candy posted:

Jay Cutler has been Jay Cutler since he entered the league. Chicago Jay really wasn't much different than Denver Jay.
He was in a much better position to succeed in Denver. And then Josh McDaniels happened

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'd be more excited about Charles if his knees weren't made out of chewing gum

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Spoeank posted:

Trubisky could go for 6000 yards with 60 TDs and zero INTs every year for the next 15 years and the Bears win all 15 titles and it would still be a loving stupid trade because there was literally zero reason for the trade to happen.
If this actually happened (lol) the trade would be nothing but a footnote

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Neil Smith, Bronco :grin:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Bob Dole - Atlanta Falcons in the Super Bowl

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:bisonyes:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Big Ben idolized John Elway growing up. Just sayin'

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Dilfer repeatedly screaming "YOU CAN'T DRIVE A FERRARI LIKE A PRIUS" has been forever burned into my brain

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

a neat cape posted:

Lol what lovely teams are gonna get stuck in that time... slot....
:shepface::hf::shepface:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
That's one hell of a drop for Rivers between 2015 and 2016

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
The Jaguars have been poopy so I understand

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
If you're gonna make OT that much shorter you might as well play it just like another quarter like they do in the NBA. If it ends in a tie, move on to double-OT.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

DariusLikewise posted:

I don't understand why the NFL won't do IR like any other league ever and just make it a place to move players on and off the roster.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Gimmick or not, his final 15-paragraph post in TFF was hella dumb

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
God I forgot about him randomly picking the Jaguars as his new team

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

kiimo posted:

Chicken Tikka Masala is one of the best dishes on Earth.

I'm just laughing because it's like the United States using a Samoan dish as their official dish.
Depending on who you believe, Chicken Tikka Masala originated in Scotland

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

LEGO Genetics posted:

Parm watched the Chiefs play football.
Playing Football can cause concussions.
Therefore, the Chiefs gave Parm a concussion, which explains why his posting got dumb.
checks out

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chromatic posted:

ok i'm 5 minutes in and i don't know if i want to finish this poo poo

http://i.imgur.com/uWPeWx4.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/RNUfIQv.gifv
Is this the game that got Greg Robinson fired

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Greg Robinson's scheme is notorious for being needlessly complex. While neither defense was anything like the 2015 Broncos, the fact that the '97 and '98 Broncos defenses managed to preserve Super Bowl wins is a testament to the talent on both squads that had to execute a such a dogshit scheme. Of course, you can argue that the offense (especially in '98) gave the defense a lot of leeway to make mistakes since they would jump out to huge leads early, but that offense on the 2003 Chiefs was pretty drat good too.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Actually now that you mention it, Robinson' defenses were also known for creating turnovers since his scheme was so high-risk/high-reward

What was Kansas City's defensive line like that year? Because that is the one x-factor I can think of w/r/t why the Broncos thrived in '97 and '98

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3806443

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Intruder posted:

Remember when we thought the dopey grin while trying to get a high five was a joke?
It wasn't?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo








:discourse::grin:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Owning a Tebow-led team is like owning a two-year-old

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Old white NFL head coach supports a member of the GOP, details at 11

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Jim Ross makes everything better

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Technically it's college but he's in the NFL now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCRZteu1H4w

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'm glad Trubisky knows how to use Travelocity

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I remember watching an interview with Lamar Odom where he had the sweats because he ate too much sugar

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
shut the gently caress up marvin

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

FizFashizzle posted:

like how did his face get so fat

reposting for a new page


please don't body shame

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Richard Sherman is a dumb baby bitch which makes that gif even more hilarious

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Paxton Lynch took some reps in OTAs and uh he isn't looking good

https://twitter.com/tilerwhyte/stat...nt-paxton-lynch

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

whiteyfats posted:

Anthony Munoz laughs at that crooked finger.

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