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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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CannonFodder posted:

Tom Brady was an adequate backup to Drew Bledsoe and then took over. Aaron Rodgers was an adequate backup until the Packers let Favre go.

Jimmy G played 4 games of "Not Suck" which is more than Manziel can say.

Lol if you don't draft your backup and he takes over the starter position by being awesome.

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Aug 13, 2010

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Abugadu posted:

Bunch of tiny Christian McCaffreys toddle out singing


Oompa Loompa Kuechly doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Kuechly dee
Why does this WR weigh 283

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as Kawann Short eats
What are you at going Mike Williams style fat
What do you think will come of that?

Trade bait for the New York Jets

Oompa Loompa Kuechly doo
If you're not greedy you will go far
You could win some Super Bowls too
Like the Pats and Pack and Steelers do


*Cam hurriedly hustles the rest of the group onto the SS Riverboat Ron

I love every part of this.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Takk continues to own and I wish he was on the Seahawks

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Grittybeard posted:

This is a fun picture.



That's apparently Doug Whaley and Tim Murray (ex-Sabres GM) who were both fired in the last week or two at a bar in Buffalo this afternoon.

Is that the famed Buffalo Applebees?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Counter conunter proposal

49ners stay bad forever, Seahawks begin 1000 years of darkness, California subsides into the sea.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What I want out of the team is enough wins to keep manbaby Jed from purging the coaching staff again, but not enough to gently caress up our drafting.

It's like that episode of that sitcom where the high school kid got into an advanced class by mistake and had to get a grade that was just high enough to pass but low enough he'd get tossed from the class.

That sounds like a Malcolm in the Middle plot

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 01:10 on May 3, 2017

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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weird Asian candy posted:

I'm chuckling at you

I have a hotmail address I use when signing up for online food orders and game companies lovely service like origin Ubisoft thing

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Blaine needs to learn to dance.

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Aug 13, 2010

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Kalli posted:

To an extent, yeah.

Weren't there some MMA weidoes going around in Seattle for a few years doing just that? Phoenix Jones and his friends would dress up like batman and challenge roudy drunk assholes to fights if they were bothering people.

Yes, I think as long as they remove their shoes and they stop when one goes limp.

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 01:56 on May 12, 2017

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Friends, have you heard the good word, the Seattle Seahawks?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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I'm Sam Bradford better than Matt Ryan.

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Aug 13, 2010

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Kalli posted:

61-100: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=472388456

60: Dez Bryant, WR, Cowboys
59: Josh Norman, CB, Redskins
58: Zack Martin, G, Cowboys
57: Jameis Winston, QB, Buccaneers
56: Cliff Avril, DE, Seahawks
55: Ndamukong Suh, DT, Dolphins
54: Janoris Jenkins, CB, Giants
53: Amari Cooper, WR, Raiders
52: Gerald McCoy, DT, Buccaneers
51: Andrew Luck, QB, Colts

Suck for Luck!

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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fsif posted:

I don't like Fitzpatrick's late career heel turn.

https://twitter.com/PewterReport/status/867072227510018049

I always imagined Fitz as Charles Emerson Winchester III from MASH

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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whypick1 posted:

Any one of our offensive lineman.

:smithicide:

Justin Britt actually did it last year!

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Makes sense to me!

...

:smithicide:

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Aug 13, 2010

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the mean lunch lady posted:

What a downgrade from loving Hawaii

Wanna see NFL guys faces as they go down Splash Mountain.

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Aug 13, 2010

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FizFashizzle posted:

like how did his face get so fat

reposting for a new page



I repeat myself but...

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Kalli posted:

What sodom and gomorrah poo poo are you getting up to at Mariner's games Russell?

He serves deep dish instead of NY style

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Imagine being lamer than Caldwell

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Aug 13, 2010

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big money big clit posted:

Eh, it reads more like players get fed up with Wilson because Carroll gives him a pass for anything and everything and his relentless optimism wears thin when the offense has like five first downs in a game. Add in that Wilson is the one with the endorsement deals and media attention despite the offense being just dire, and he defense carrying the team, and it's not hard to see where resentment comes from.

Plus he's a huge loving megadork.

I don't know how anybody could look at the Seattle offense and go "Yeah Wilson is the cause of this poo poo show"

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Aug 13, 2010

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Clearly not the case in this situation. Wilson = very good, OL = very bad.

Outside of Wilson and I guess Jimmy Graham, the offense is a bunch of JAG's.

This sounds like poor reporting.

Yessssss denigrate Doug Baldwin. It makes him stronger.

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Aug 13, 2010

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Keith Atherton posted:

All the money went to signing defensive players and Wilson so I don't know why they are expecting great things from a bunch of cheap JAGs on the O line

Giving 6 mil to lovely rear end Kearse certainly didn't help

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Aug 13, 2010

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I like Russell because he is my QB and is good at slinging the rock and running around like a crazy man and that infuriates other fans as he woooop wooop wooops away like Zoidberg

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Aug 13, 2010

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CyberPingu posted:

So he'd be perfect as a Pats WR is what you are saying?

Short? White? Catches TDs? Yup

https://streamable.com/l2cve


Rude :mad:

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Aug 13, 2010

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Eh, the Colts have TY and then a cliff to the next guy. The Jaguars have three legit starters plus two great slot guys and they just drafted some clown who won some awards in college. If one part of the Jaguars deserves to be listed that high it would be their WRs. Now, the Vikings, Panthers, Bills (the Bills have a WR corps?), and Seahawks...

edit: I dont see how the Patriots are #1 or how the Chargers are ahead of the Dolphins.

edit2: or how the Broncos are so low. Their passing problem was not their WRs last year, though maybe they dont have much depth behind Demaryius and Emmanuel.

Doug Baldwin, Tyler Lockett and Jimmy Graham are better trio than the Colts top three receivers

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Aug 13, 2010

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fsif posted:

https://twitter.com/ArmandoSalguero/status/869958904339324928

Something to keep an eye on. Wonder how many of the rookies will earn the Dolphin.

I AM A MIAMI DOLPHIN
I AM A WARRIOR AND A
MEMBER OF AN
UNBEATABLE TEAM

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Aug 13, 2010

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I think he's still staying on his Seattle area radio show.

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