May N/V: the long dark night is upon us

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warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/861760005212712961

# ¿ May 9, 2017 02:53

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 19:35

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/buffalobills/status/862086628919173121

# ¿ May 10, 2017 00:53

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Oh I misread it. I thought she meant the fish tank thing was about domestic violence.

Full disclosure I've no idea who Frank Clark is.

e: or her, for that matter

He beat up his girlfriend in front of her adolescent siblings and was a complete dick about it after.

# ¿ May 10, 2017 03:00

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/862383971048583169

# ¿ May 10, 2017 20:10

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

His weird razor bump affliction is probably pretty effective tbh

My brother has occasional outbreaks of this and it sucks rear end

# ¿ May 10, 2017 22:59

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/862448490785390592

ironic lulz.

# ¿ May 11, 2017 00:35

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

born on a buy you posted:

Why the gently caress wouldnyoj sign gabbart? Was Lindley not available ? gently caress Arians is gonna Wiz the franchise after his old QB resurgence trails off.

Might be just a camp arm

# ¿ May 11, 2017 05:40

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Moxie posted:

Josh Gordon is a victim of the NFL's bullshit and 99% of comments I see on the web are victim blaming. He's being tormented over the tiniest infractions of a useless rule. Meanwhile the league goes through opiates like Wheaties.

Also it's fuckin weird how white players never violate the substance abuse policy apparently

# ¿ May 11, 2017 21:14

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/862763421527355395

# ¿ May 11, 2017 21:30

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Looking over the Browns schedule, I don't see how they could go less than 11-5. developing 2nd year QB, stiffened defense, contract year RB

I think this is a year too early and I've been driving the "This Ain't Your Dad's Browns!" bus for a year or so.

# ¿ May 11, 2017 22:39

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/caplannfl/status/862781497694191616

Oh, hey, Chefs goons

# ¿ May 11, 2017 22:44

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Flikken posted:

Edit: I want a real rivalry with Pittsburgh back, not us hoping to injure key players of yours late in the season to screw your post season. But knock down, drag out fights where we are knocking each other out of playoff contention for years running. Oh and gently caress the Steelers.

1 of those teams could have and went...meh.

I really want the Browns to be my #2 team(def Stockholm'd) but I cannot get past the goddamn uniform changes. It's still geekily cool to watch this rebuild, though.

# ¿ May 12, 2017 01:00

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Intruder posted:

curses aren't real

Lil B's seems to be working on Harden

# ¿ May 12, 2017 18:32

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Blitz7x posted:

The secret to beating Big Ben is punching him in the face

You don't win the game but it sure feels like you did and you can watch that gif forever

I've done the math and this works out as you stated

# ¿ May 13, 2017 18:25

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Durandal1707 posted:

Roethlisberger reminded me of a way bigger John Elway when he was younger, which makes sense given that his number is a reference/tribute to the latter I guess. Same kind of crazy streakiness too.

I..what? In what way?

# ¿ May 14, 2017 03:38

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Grittybeard posted:

Run around avoiding the rush and bomb it deep is a thing Elway did a lot of.

Eh, I dont see ole grey dick in the same class as elway/cunningham/tarkenton for elusive funslinging.

# ¿ May 14, 2017 03:52

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Jonathan Fisk posted:

isn't beth mowins really bad at calling football

She's terrible.

# ¿ May 15, 2017 09:02

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Grittybeard posted:

I think you might be thinking of Pam Ward. Mowins is boring but competent, which makes her automatically the best play by play person to call the late MNF game...well...ever.

No, it's Mowins, she called Raiders preseason games a couple years ago. She being boring is bad enough but she has this whistle thing when she speaks which drove me up the loving wall.

# ¿ May 15, 2017 20:34

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/865071870319755264

# ¿ May 18, 2017 06:23

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Probably Magic posted:

Checking in to the slaughter here.

And this isn't the NBA Playoffs thread. Nothing to see here.

lmao

# ¿ May 20, 2017 07:08

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

This dude rated Kapernick above Carr so yeah, seems legit.

# ¿ May 22, 2017 00:44

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Probably Magic posted:

I'm Top 10 Quarterback Marcus Mariota.

Two years away from saying this unironically

# ¿ May 22, 2017 05:11

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/GehlkenNFL/status/867065631631220736

Work him, Amari!

https://twitter.com/Obee1ne/status/867103466837221376

# ¿ May 23, 2017 21:07

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

wandler20 posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/867100303862243330

Home field advantage?

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/867102869232766976

Pirate Gang bitch

but seriously, can we play our games on that ship in 2019?

# ¿ May 23, 2017 21:10

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

This is the year Mario Edwards, Jr stays healthy and plays at a Pro Bowl level and furthermore

# ¿ May 23, 2017 22:48

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Why should I hate this Grigson dude?

You should be indifferent, TFF likes to melt down for no reason.

Here, this is fun to read:http://www.mockout.com/2017/05/2017-nfl-mock-draft-recap-which-experts-are-the-realest/

# ¿ May 25, 2017 03:35

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

SKULL.GIF posted:

I imagine elite defensive players are good at evaluating exactly which offensive players are the weak links.

or they're just jealous bitches and blaming him anyway

# ¿ May 26, 2017 22:21

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Asproigerosis posted:

My philadelphia eagles have 5 west virginia university of the state of west virginia on the roster right now. Only 2 of them are decent enough to be on the 53 man roster, but I am very excited to see my favorite team have players from my favorite team.

Derek Carr is the QB of my team and went to the same college I went to. Green Bay pls trade Davante Adams to the Raiders for a 5th or something, Derek misses him.

# ¿ May 29, 2017 20:28

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/BarstoolJordie/status/869349079020699648

# ¿ May 30, 2017 02:20

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/869631365016375298

# ¿ May 30, 2017 20:51

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Cavauro posted:

man there are a lot of good wrs around. i'm glad we all have some

# ¿ May 31, 2017 01:23

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 19:35

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

wandler20 posted:

Jeff Garcia is the Bucs best QB of all time.

Also, by the middle of the 2018 season, Jameis Winston will be the Bucs ALL TIME leader in passing yards (if he stays healthy). With a good season this year he could be the franchise leader in TD passes. What a sad franchise.

Steve Young.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 03:20

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