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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Naming a dog Codeine lol

We picked up Juwuan James option up

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Jesus Dexo take your meds

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Jason Taylor - Washington Redskin

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
"Smart move to take the check down there, right jay?"

"....what a pussy rear end f-"*TV CUTS OUT*

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
You're finally starting to make sense EP

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

tarbrush posted:

The Dolphins might be mediocre-to-good, they might be mediocre-to-bad. They could quite easily have a reverse of last year where they play a bunch of good teams close but don't get the end of game breaks and go 6-10. Or they could go 10-6 if things work out.

So many games turned on a crazy play that seems low odd (Rivers throwing a pick 6 to Kiko, blowing the game etc)

But our defense has a bunch of new question marks. On paper our team has improved by a small margin, with lots of "let's wait and see" insofar as our rookie help.

I really like Julius Thomas over Cameron, and like Hayes at DE over Jason Jones

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Yeah I'm straight up confused on Mangold.

It's similar to how surprised I was Eric Winston struggled to find work

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
There's another dude who lurks tff who knew his family too so I'm cautious about saying much but my "uncle"/godfather was a dolphins linebacker and I've seen firsthand what they do to you. He was the very first CTE study.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
See? He does this

He's honestly awesome. I hate it

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Eifert Posting posted:

Well I did completely forget Matt Ryan existed but lol at the rest of those names. Ryan Tannehill, are you serious?


Anyone who has ever said R.T. is better than league average needs to be lightly swatted with a rolled up newspaper.


Edit: I didn't even see Sam Bradford the first time. Are you high?

You literally don't watch football because it's such a blood sport yet you're ranking QBs eh?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Like imagine being so up your own rear end you actually pretend to hate the NFL yet you post about it and watch it and discuss it in Saturdays

Just lol best comedy in a while

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

SKULL.GIF posted:

dang you're really stung over Tannehill's position

Have you seen the shirts?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Andey prob top 10 WR/QB hybrid position

Still losing to Tannehills tho

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Sure thing!

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
lol imagine pretending Tannehills isn't a great QB

https://brickwallblitz.wordpress.com/2017/03/26/the-2016-17-deep-ball-project-part-33/

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Jets and Bills continuing to make great decisions fantastic

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Aw it's nice to know Ajayi is nice :-)

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
You truly are a monster :-(

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

And this draft was incredibly poopy so I am extra bitter.

How's Myles Jack progressing?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Jeff Ireland's was probably this one
https://g.co/kgs/1n6Gh9

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Revis called Tannebaum saying he's in Miami and he's in playing shape, asking to come tryout

How the mighty have fallen goddamn

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Refreshing honesty when it's not the fake news liberal biased media who hate that Lauren has an AR15

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
That list rules it's very very accurate

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Plus he drove a not so awful college car around still!

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Guys

Parker is apparently blowing everyone away by eating the meals the team nutritionist has prepared for him (he reportedly skipped meals regularly and would eat candy bars. No joke.)

He also gets 8 hours of sleep a night.

You might say he's in the best shape of his life.

I've never been more excited to see a receiver blow out his ACL week 4

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

"Player Eats Food" has to be a new low in offseason tropes.

Dolphins fans are going nuts and it's like Jesus guys if we are drafting first rounders who think Snickers and a 5 hour nap are acceptable things between 12-8 AM as a pro athlete we've got an issue

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Oh also lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/MMehtaNYDN/status/867064364683100160

Guys listen Marshall is better! Trust me!

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Just why did Cleveland think this makes sense?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Landry wants 14.8 million a year money, while Miami has maxed the offer at 12 million a year

Landry gonna leave if Parker shows any consistency

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He's just brutally incompetent at his job

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Wilson is amazing at moving around and throwing deep

He's also a massive shill and comes off entirely corporate

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Tannehill is super underrated sorry you are insecure deimos or whatever your name is

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

DeimosRising posted:

Cool, the poor man's ryan tannehill


That may be so but a lovely pfr search query is not a good way to demonstrate that

I'm just kidding I really don't know what's being said or argued.

This is probably as stupid as that one list that had Bradford #9 lol

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He was fined 24k for illegal shot to the helmet

So not exactly some huge illegal move

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Miami is easily top 5. I'm laughing at them putting Mike Williams above Parker.

Miamis got crazy depth at receiver. Us having to include TEs sucks because Thomas may suck AND we have no depth besides him. Not for receiving

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
That was a great copy paste Nystral but source your quotes or else someone might think you actually thought that

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Is Seth ever negative towards a KC player

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Listen you can have the practice squad trophy or the logo

Not both

Unless Ryan says it's ok

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Wrong thread earlier

This belongs here

Honestly this is the stupidest thing I've seen a team do since buffalos front office tried making their players learn team building and character by hiring an absolutely abysmal retread from New York lol

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Rude

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/05/31/t-j-lang-calls-ndamukong-suh-a-psychopath-in-a-good-way/

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