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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Sounds like someone is counting out Touchdown Tom

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Spoeank posted:

Game the Compensatory Pick System AND Suppress Running Back Salary With One Trick (Roger Goodell Hates Him)!

I doubt Goodell hates a player getting hosed over

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

The NFLPA is useless

It's kind of a weird corner case because of Blount making so much below his market value while also not being able to find a team to sign him before May 9

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

a new study bible! posted:

And the Skins are going to let him walk without getting anything in return lol.

A third isn't nothing!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

a neat cape posted:

Suck for Sam

Dive for Darnold

The New York Jets select... Quarterback... Mason Rudolph, Oklahoma State

"Oh no!"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

born on a buy you posted:

Why the gently caress wouldnyoj sign gabbart? Was Lindley not available ? gently caress Arians is gonna Wiz the franchise after his old QB resurgence trails off.

Gabbert is perfectly fine as a backup

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
So I guess Tajae Sharpe (WR Titans) beat a dude unconscious for saying drafting Corey Davis would mean less playing time for him

That's uh....

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Two NFCS fans arguing about their respective embarrassing Superbowl losses

Meanwhile here I am just hoping my team one day makes it far enough to lose the conference championship game

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

iospace posted:

And hope that your team will raise a banner to it?

I will wear the gently caress out of my "AFC Finalist" hat

Also I see that the passing of MV and myself has brought the scourge of anime to the moderation team in our beloved sports forums...

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Dexo posted:

GLENNON NEEDS A WEAPON

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

every single good NFL team throughout history, what do they have. a solid O line.

Yeah the Seahawks have certainly had a top notch O line through their run

(but yeah for the most part a solid o line)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Hey there "never lost a Superbowl" friends

:smith:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

AggressivelyStupid posted:

This sport is so loving dumb and Roger is a piece of loving poo poo

Dont' know what Roger has to do with this

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
This poo poo's been swept under the rug since Rozelle. It's not Goodell, it's the owners

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

When did "goat" change in the sports zeitgeist from person who hosed up to greatest of all time? This annoys me! :mad:

goat vs g.o.a.t.

fsif posted:

Imagine if Tom Brady has another MVP-caliber season and maybe wins the Super Bowl and Patriots fans could add “Tawm beat the Madden Curse!” to their repertoire.

what if

i told u

curses aren't real

(except being a texans fan which is a real curse)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kalli posted:

What year did Madden have QB vision cones? Because I remember that was hilarious because everyone's was this tiny thing and even back then Brady's was just a gigantic half pie covering the screen.

I hated that version so much

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

As good as any reason to repost this.

I love how it constantly refers to "John" as if Madden himself were creating these games

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Tom Brady is like Matt Hardy, stronger than death

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Alternately, Brady chose to let them put him on the cover this year so the way could be paved for Jimmy G

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Haha I never thought of it that way but yeah it totally did

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
So are people going to start ironically liking RG3 now?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

weird Asian candy posted:

RG3 doesn't accept hard no's though...

gd

Flikken posted:

Makes me wish I had thought of buying a rg3 2.0 account and then pretend to be his parachute account to get him a longer probation.


You could buy 'a dog and his man'

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Cool, an excuse to post this

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Why is that Bronco taking a poo poo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Fournette one looks like it was drawn by a 12 year old

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Top 10 QBs aren't winless against TJ Yates

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

DeimosRising posted:

Very difficult to believe this all has nothing to do with Taylor and Kaepernick being so...athletic, and Kaepernick being so...uppity.

Like the Bills need any ulterior motives to make bad QB decisions

(throws stones)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Chromatic posted:

The Chiefs QB curse begins anew...

http://kan.247sports.com/Bolt/Report-Patrick-Mahomes-II-robbed-at-gunpoint-over-the-weekend-52761437

"Report: Patrick Mahomes II robbed at gunpoint over the weekend"

*tugs collar*

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

Sebastian Vollmer retired

He's apparently already lost 70 lbs :stare:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I read a horrible story about being an offensive lineman in the NFL and they need to do poo poo like eat fried chicken coated in peanut butter to maintain weight.

Yeah, eating really is like a second job for the big boys in the NFL. I've heard about how they can't even enjoy it anymore

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

UFC fighters do all sorts of crazy poo poo. They miss weight cuts and lose purses, get hospitalized, are more prone to concussions, are slower etc.

Some people say it doesn't help at all, some say it gives you a huge advantage if done right. It's terrible for your body long-term though.

IIRC the Diaz brothers are basically always at weight without needing to cut much. Coincidentally they never gas out

Intruder fucked around with this message at 22:30 on May 16, 2017

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
All that poo poo hits the middle class of players much harder than the big money guys too. Do you think, say, DeAndre Hopkins will ever have to accept that kind of language in his contract? gently caress no

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

GaussianCopula posted:

Would the NFLPA agree with that?

As long as players get paid on the NFL version of the DL I'm not sure why they wouldn't

But "every other league ever" doesn't sound right, I don't think the NBA for example creates roster spots by stashing injured players. AFAIK only baseball can do that

I know nothing about the NHL

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

DariusLikewise posted:

I think to call up a practice squad player now you had to sign them to an active contract, then when you don't need them, place them on waivers, wait for them to clear waivers then sign them back to the practice squad? They definitely need some number of games to accrue a season played.

Also there are limitations to practice squad players, like they can't have a certain number of seasons played and they can only be on your practice squad for a certain number of years

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I bet Parm is actually a delight IRL I just hate his gimmick

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Idk, I will be honest and admit, I've never read it beyond skimming bc I am not a masochist

I've never even skimmed it. Every time I've tried my eyes just slide right down to the next post

But lol if you think that's even close to the most effort someone has put into living their gimmick

iospace posted:

I remember him being offered an out of his Tyreek Hill Toxx, and, well, he didn't take it.

A dumb Hill to die on, if you ask me.

Surely you didn't need to bold the pun :colbert:

Intruder fucked around with this message at 23:04 on May 17, 2017

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

What exactly is the crime here

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The one game in which Scifres couldn't have defeated Peyton Manning

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Dexo posted:

Edit: ^^ Fair enough.


If this dumb scandal ruins Fox News' credibility for the average non crazy person, I will need to send Trump a loving gift basket or something. Because he did something I thought would be impossible.

Fox News already lost its credibility when they counted out Touchdown Tom

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Who will start more games, Mitchell Trubisky or Chad Kelly?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Brady's powers are only activated when he can't remember his own name

Remember when we thought the dopey grin while trying to get a high five was a joke?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Brady's aura causes defenders to become confused.



Imagine seeing Tom Brady trying to block and having basically carte blanche to take his head off and instead just kind of shuffling out of his way

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