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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Grittybeard posted:

^^--I still can't believe the guy didn't do that

A pick goes to the house. Also it should have been picked

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Which team was the one where none of the linemen moved on the snap and then started blocking linebackers after all the front four was already past

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
e: damnit Kalli. That's what I get for sitting in the thread without refreshing for awhile

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

weird Asian candy posted:

Ahmad Brooks turned Drew Brees into a giraffe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owmvwVyP0nM

Now post the gif

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Tannehill's fault

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Texans badly need a safety and haven't even kicked Revis's tires as far as I'm aware

They signed Breno Giacomini the other day, the first outside free agent they've signed this offseason

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Who are you to doubt El Dandy Trevor Siemian?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kalli posted:

61-100: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=472388456

60: Dez Bryant, WR, Cowboys
59: Josh Norman, CB, Redskins
58: Zack Martin, G, Cowboys
57: Jameis Winston, QB, Buccaneers
56: Cliff Avril, DE, Seahawks
55: Ndamukong Suh, DT, Dolphins
54: Janoris Jenkins, CB, Giants
53: Amari Cooper, WR, Raiders
52: Gerald McCoy, DT, Buccaneers
51: Andrew Luck, QB, Colts

Oh man did Duane Brown drop out of the top 100 entirely? I can't imagine him being in the top 50

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

FizFashizzle posted:

This is a tv ratings move.

CUTDOWN DAY 2K17

WE'RE HERE WITH 24 HOUR COVERAGE

SEE WHO MADE THE CUT AND WHO GOT THE AXE

Cutdown day: where you hear as many names you know as you do in rounds 6 and 7 of the draft

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Aguayo is going to get cut then end up awesome somewhere else

lol second round kicker

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

It seems hard to believe that at the last minute, not one rational person in that draft roomed asked "are we really going trade up to use a second round pick on a kicker?? This guy won't be available later?"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

wandler20 posted:

fixed that

Taste the ownage

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Tremendous shape. I've talked to a lot of scouts and they talk about what unbelievable shape he's in, believe me

Aguayo would have had to be Morten Anderson in 98 good (minus the NFCCG) for at least six years to be worth a second

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kalli posted:

I don't believe any player is in shape until they upload a video of them lifting giant weights while balancing on a yoga ball and covered in giant weight chains.

What if they flip enormous tires over and over

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Dwight didn't know you're not supposed to eat like 20 candy bars a day

Also lol at that report. in other news, I'm blowing everyone away at work by not sleeping on the job or masturbating into the coffee machine

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Is there an uglier QB than Glennon, starter or otherwise?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

kiimo posted:

Name your team's disappointing player that's totally gonna turn it around this year for real this time y'all.

I'll go first: Jeremy Maclin

Xavier Sua'Filo :argh:

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN DEREK CARR YOU BASTARD

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

AsInHowe posted:

Good timing on this joke, my company just fired a guy for coming to the office late at night to masturbate in the large conference room.

Well at least it wasn't the coffee machine? Also couldn't he masturbate like, at home?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Diva Cupcake posted:

If Jeremy Bates was any good as a QB coach, he'd have probably been in the NFL the past 5 years.

Also, I legit want to go with Hack because gently caress it all.

Gotta go to extreme measures to poach Darnold out from under the Browns noses

How recently was that incident where Hack threw it into the stands during warmups?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I think Brock legit believes he's one of the better QBs in the NFL

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Eifert Posting posted:

No one should give a red cent to Ryan Grigson.

I'm very glad of Ryan Grigson personally

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Speaking of, oh man I got to hear the spiciest take this morning about how players who don't show up for voluntary workouts think they're bigger than the game and don't respect it and god the flowery language about how sacred and holy the game of football is and how lucky these guys should feel to get to play it was just amazing.

Apparently players think of themselves as corporations and are trying to get the best deal for themselves and this is SO VERY WRONG for reasons

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

SHOAH NUFF posted:

it's okay that OBJ is missing OTAs, most star players skip OTAs unless you are some cornball like Joe Thomas, the real issue is who he is dating, and why he doesn't have better standards for himself as a famous handsome athlete living in NYC

Well in this case they were talking about Duane Brown skipping OTAs

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Someone post the Richard Sherman heartbreak gif

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Being a player friendly coach never seems to work in the long term. Especially when you run into adversity and have to hold guys acountable.

Gary Kubiak and Dick Vermeil have both won Superbowls :colbert:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I suppose, but Kubiak won a Super Bowl his first season, and Vermeil his third. Both were gone shortly after. So it may not conflict with my theory that in the long run player friendly coaches lose control of their teams.

Kubiak retired for health reasons

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Oh so this is what getting old is

e: Holy poo poo Browns/to a lesser extent Jaguars

https://twitter.com/MrJeffHunter/status/867468692585664513

Intruder fucked around with this message at 07:53 on May 26, 2017

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Jim Harbaugh has no idea what he's doing as evidenced by how teams he's coached have done before his arrival, during his tenure, and after his departure

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Ramadu posted:

cardinals gonna win it all


book it

Uh baseball chat is in SAS not TFF

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Tough but fair

:same:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Cavauro posted:

man there are a lot of good qbs around. i'm glad we all have one

Yeah but McCarron isn't starting yet

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
A kicker going perfect and drilling at least 6 70+ yarders to win a game might get him a vote or two

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kalli posted:

49: Jadeveon Clowney DE, Texans

Mack is definitely going to be higher but I'll take it!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Eli Wiggum posted:

Paxton Lynch took some reps in OTAs and uh he isn't looking good

https://twitter.com/tilerwhyte/stat...nt-paxton-lynch

Looks like RDMangles is a Broncos fan for another season

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I suspect people aren't used to taking Cooks into account and that's why the Patriots at #1 seems a little jarring at first

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

whypick1 posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/869673478164795392

Well, there you go.

I also first read that as "remainder of the season", because of course.

If Sanchez going out for the season was going to matter to the Bears then the season's already over anyway

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Chromatic posted:

Justin Houston is going to bounce back big. :allears:

I need to find a Texans fan who does this

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Ice Fist posted:

Goddamn this is the most high school poo poo ever.

The Texans do the same poo poo lol

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