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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

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Cam owns.

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

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Carr wasn't as bad as most of that list, but getting destroyed for a few years behind a line held together by scotch tape and paper clips can gently caress up a QB pretty hard.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

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TheChirurgeon posted:

Still the only Carr brother with a Super Bowl ring, though

For now...

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

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FizFashizzle posted:

.
Sure pick the guy who can't remember enough to defend himself.

Asante Samuel played like half a season with a shoulder so badly injured he passed out from the pain every time he landed on it.

Like once or twice a game he'd have to be hauled off and doped up before being sent back out

And he was somehow still their best option at corner.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

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weird Asian candy posted:

That's because every game Dunta Robinson was on a mission to kill himself

Asante was very very good...

Yeah he was. Probably one of the best corners in the league for a good 5 or 6 years before the injuries piled up too high.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

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I was secretly hoping the Packers would get Jamaal but I knew there was no loving chance after they just drafted 3 RBs. C'est la vie.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

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LOL at the bears getting 5-6 wins

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

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a neat cape posted:

No, to keep going you're supposed to take a great player who finished their career with some random team. Let me help.

Johnny Unitas, San Diego Charger

Joe Montana, Kansas City Chief. Am I doing it right?

E: also, Tom Brady, Los Angeles Ram :laffo:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

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Chromatic posted:

2-3 years ago I downloaded a Chiefs/Packers game from 1993 because I assumed Joe Montana would be playing(he was injured of course) and just somehow forgot about it. Anyway I finally got around to watching parts of it tonight and drat, early Favre/Sterling Sharpe was amazing.

1993 Favre had a loving cannon.

http://i.imgur.com/datxwNy.gifv

And Sterling Sharpe was :stare:

http://i.imgur.com/ApcR5Mx.gifv

Sterling Sharpe was my favorite player as a teenager. He would have been a first ballot hall of fame WR if he hadn't broken his loving neck :smith:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

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SKULL.GIF posted:

The Packers have a real loving problem with their players getting neck injuries and I'm surprised the administration hasn't addressed it yet. Sharpe, Collins, Finley, like half a dozen backups...

The Nick Collins one was a real heartbreaker too. He was a top 3 NFL safety and I'll never forget his pick6 in the super bowl. I don't know how you address the Finley one though, that poo poo was just a freak happening. He got spun and landed on his head.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

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weird Asian candy posted:

Not questioning his knowledge of the game, I have heard the same. Like Rondo is to basketball.

I just want to hear his dry, monotone self casually rip people for being stupid and not sugar coating a drat thing. Like, put him and Steve Smith together and just sit back and enjoy.

I'd pay to see this. Steve Smith is a national loving treasure.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

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Hizawk posted:

I was never going to watch the Bears / Titans preseason game.

I am now.

poo poo, same.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

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Kalli posted:

NFL Top 100 has been going on apparently and 70-80 is on now:

77. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix S Packers
78. Brian Orakpo LB Titans
79. Sean Lee LB Cowboys
80. LeGarrette Blount RB Patriots

81 Alex Smith QB Chiefs 81
82 Clay Matthews LB Packers 57
83 Calais Campbell DE Jaguars 71
84 Mike Daniels DT Packers 95
85 Chandler Jones LB Cardinals 48
86 Jurrell Casey DT Titans --
87 Travis Frederick C Cowboys --
88 Doug Baldwin WR Seahawks 72
89 Thomas Davis LB Panthers 54
90 Malcolm Jenkins S Eagles --

91 Lorenzo Alexander LB Bills --
92 Everson Griffen DE Vikings --
93 Brandon Graham DE Eagles --
94 Dont'a Hightower LB Patriots --
95 Kelechi Osemele G Raiders --
96 Damon Harrison DT Giants --
97 David DeCastro G Steelers --
98 Adrian Peterson RB Saints 5
99 Malcolm Butler CB Patriots --
100 Joey Bosa DE Chargers NA

After the Packers won 8 straight from letting Rodgers unleash the dragon I will be pretty drat disappointed if he isn't at least top 3. Granted, Brady will be 1. Von Miller may be 2.

Also Haha over Clay is weird but last year it was probably close to true

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

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Intruder posted:

Hey there "never lost a Superbowl" friends

:smith:

My team lost a super bowl once :smith:

Thankfully they have 4 Lombardis to look at and only the one loss.

E: gently caress elway

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