May N/V: the long dark night is upon us

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Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

It's La Canfora so of course it's the complete opposite of everyone saying Whaley was already cut out and McDermott ran the show.

https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/859068199865905152

# ¿ May 1, 2017 16:39

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 04:47

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Grittybeard posted:

Maybe not until training camp, but if he can pass a physical someone will give him a shot.

There's no real news about it that I'm aware of but it's possible he's asking for guaranteed money and no one will give it to him? Which would be understandable.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/859115759510974470

# ¿ May 1, 2017 19:44

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

David Carr has a better more accurate arm right now than Pat Mahomes.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTDRfsMDs35/

# ¿ May 1, 2017 22:02

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

"Unable to withstand a pass rush" was literally on Cutler's scouting report out of Vandy. Sometimes QBs are exactly who they are.

# ¿ May 2, 2017 19:53

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/859486835734712321

# ¿ May 2, 2017 20:32

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Blitz7x posted:

Just because they decline the option doesn't mean they won't keep them, it's that they don't wanna pay in case he gets injured again

Are there any players who've had their 5th year options declined and still signed an extension with that team?

# ¿ May 2, 2017 20:49

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

wandler20 posted:

Doug Martin

Nice call. Also a cautionary tale.

# ¿ May 2, 2017 21:25

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Vertical Lime posted:

art monk: jet
favre: jet

ronnie lott, jet

# ¿ May 3, 2017 19:05

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

YES
https://twitter.com/PSchrags/status/860476748902920192

# ¿ May 5, 2017 13:50

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Of course I knew Manning went back to school because Parcells wouldn't commit to him when we had the #1 pick, but still... :suicide:

https://twitter.com/domcosentino/status/860532463625543680

# ¿ May 5, 2017 17:39

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Best athlete in the draft
https://twitter.com/InTheBleachers/status/860537711991640064

# ¿ May 5, 2017 18:15

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Intruder posted:

Just realized Revis is still a free agent. Wow, his fall was fast

Jets released starters in Revis, Mangold, Giacomini, and Brandon Marshall and Marshall is the only one to get another job.

I'm actually pretty shocked about Mangold, the rest not so much.

# ¿ May 10, 2017 16:10

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

I can't imagine a player feeling more hosed over than Blount right now. Take the guaranteed cash from the Pats, blow it all on cheeseburgers, retire when cut...

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/862401657002446848

# ¿ May 10, 2017 21:24

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

The Jets will absolutely not have the #1 pick because they'll manage to gently caress up the tank in like week 15.

# ¿ May 11, 2017 02:12

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Cam

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT8bA3jACkL/

# ¿ May 11, 2017 12:37

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Is Herm Edwards the best Jets coach during the Patriots Reign of Terror Era? I say yes.

He's the only one to win the division and he had 2 playoff wins, so yes.

On a related note, gently caress Doug Brien.

# ¿ May 11, 2017 19:47

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

RIP you'll be missed Brady, lol.

# ¿ May 12, 2017 15:21

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

sirtommygunn posted:

The most important position is QB. Who gives a poo poo about draft position if you potentially get a decent starter at QB in free agency?

Tyrod signed his extension prior to the start of free agency. He wasn't available.

# ¿ May 15, 2017 18:29

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/judybattista/status/864814216842182656
https://twitter.com/judybattista/status/864814455682719745

Umm these are fairly significant. MORE TIES

# ¿ May 17, 2017 13:48

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Kalli posted:

Eagles are hitting that Blount.

I'm glad he escaped indentured servitude to the Pats.

# ¿ May 17, 2017 15:21

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

weird

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/865281895705268226

# ¿ May 18, 2017 20:06

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/865566416426151936

# ¿ May 19, 2017 14:58

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The Bucs just cursed Winston. He'll be on IR by week 6.

This. Also he was the best backup available if your GM/Owner is blacklisting Kaep.

# ¿ May 19, 2017 15:18

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

2nd rounder who can't stop getting season-ending surgeries. Too bad. I assume no one will claim and he'll go on IR.

# ¿ May 22, 2017 21:51

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

If Jeremy Bates was any good as a QB coach, he'd have probably been in the NFL the past 5 years.

Also, I legit want to go with Hack because gently caress it all.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 13:56

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

I was pissed the Dolphins got him too. He was great at Rutgers.

# ¿ May 26, 2017 19:48

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/870260063793012736
Cant imagine it's much. They were likely releasing him after running him with 3rd teamers in OTAs.
e: lol
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/870263633812615168

Diva Cupcake fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Jun 1, 2017

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 13:46

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 04:47

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Views...
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 19:00

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