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Will Jon Jones ever fight in the UFC again?
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Yes 59 56.73%
No 45 43.27%
Total: 104 votes
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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
I haven't watched it since the fact but I remember thinking condit was clearly losing and was happy when his knee blew out because I didn't want to see Woodley win unambiguously.

Condit would have won is what I'm saying

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Captain Log posted:

I'd ask the grappling thread but they seem pretty goal oriented right now.

Can someone define, "The Funk." I can't, but I think I can. Show me the videos that demonstrate, "The Funk." I want that.

I am seriously worried about you

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

I.N.R.I posted:

hopefully neither will edgar .. no offense to him since hes a nice fighter. but he wont win and he already fought him twice

Frank should go down to bantamweight and bash up Cody. Then have one last crack at Aldo. Then retire because he'll be like 50

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

JaySB posted:

That Cody fight is off for sure.

If it leads to tj Mighty Mouse I'm good with it

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Skip My Posts posted:

mm said he would rather fight a guy from his division who "earned it" or something. since tj doesnt have the belt he isnt that interested. bullshit mang

Mighty Mouse, you've emphatically hosed up your entire division and you recently fought a tuf winner. God drat it.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Owned

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Skip My Posts posted:

mighty mouse needs to take the fight with tj, it would be so fuckin good and way bigger than any rematch or match up with a no name on a 2 fight win streak from flyweight

Agreed, and I can't really see why he's not keen. Unless he's after a soft touch for his record breaking win. Tj said he'd cut to flyweight right? And his assuncao win is more legit than anyone's flyweight win recently, including mm last half dozen defences

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
"i don't care which hole or what's in it but either you choose or i do"

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Trast posted:

Maybe the UFC low balled MM on the fight offer?

why would they offer him less than his standard fee for defending his belt at 125 against a legitimate contender?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Skip My Posts posted:

that balloon in the nostril stuff is bullshit right?

the fact that you even have to question it speaks volumes.


Fat Twitter Man posted:

Am I correct in reading that Cody Garbrandt brought in an expert in "releasing facials" for hte latest TUF episode?

i thought i'd get tired of cody's gayisms but i'm still lolling somehow.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Josuke Higashikata posted:

I have a contract to take him on in a spelling bee and let's just say I fancy my chances.

laughing at a 5-15 year old child for being such a gently caress up that the adult he became may well be functionally illiterate

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
guy has gone to jail for hitting women as a grown man but i prefer to laugh at his hosed up childhood

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Memento posted:

I'll lol even harder if he does. I think Bobby Knuckles flattens Bisping if it comes to that.

If only Whittaker had any vestige of a personality.

'australian' is enough to get him by in the us. he just needs a few steve irwin-ish sound bites and he'll be fine.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
so they've put aldo / mendes 2 up for free on youtube and if you've never seen it before you absolutely should. it's one of the finest fights in the division's history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZZxzwHZ2Ek

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Mr. Nice! posted:

And then McGregor knocked them both out.

McGregor would have lost to the chad that rocked up for Aldo the second time. And probably the first time.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

FishBowlRobot posted:

Looks like Joe Silva's going into the Hall of Fame this year.

Good

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
I'd consider it an epic win if my internet post made someone so mad they punched me in the face and went to prison.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gay Horney posted:

Run your mouth in public the way you do online and marvel at how quickly the world changes around you

Lol you sound like the comments section of a news article about brexit

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gay Horney posted:

I can see why a discussion about getting punched in the face for being a retard online would be a source of great alarm for you

Lol embarrassing

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

with brutal owns like this

quote:

While it has been years since someone has said I looked like “Wanderlia Silva in a dress”, it doesn’t feel that long ago that I was listening to someone give me advice on how cutting of my dick would help me to make 135lbs easier.

it becomes clear that magana became the face of everyone who ever said something mean to her online.

willie dee's bicycle thief escaped a harsh punishment

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Work Friend Keven posted:

This donald trump... if this guy loved palming orbs in the shadows any more he'd be a male prostitute!

Donald Trump... I tell you... his tweets read like a child's first essay! "I got a burger. The burger was worse than mcdonalds burger. Sad!"

And donald trumps wife... she hates him! I dont know who hates this guy more... the american people... or his own wife!

And finally, when Fedor demanded copromotion of UFC event against Randy Natural, preventing the fight from ever happening, thats when we knew for sure that the true heavyweight goat of all time is big nog.

Incredible.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

btw i hope i don't get punched for this but angela magana looks like someone played a prank on chael sonnen and switched his testosterone with oestrogen

cool now we all know how that tuf scuffle would have gone down if chael was the drunk / retarded guy and god cared what was said online about brazilian people

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dan Didio posted:

"Sure, Cyborg isn't going to win Ms. World anytime soon, but she still has feelings."

- Michael 'The Count' Bisping.

Bisping owns.

All the UFC would have to do is guarantee MM's purse if tj fails the cut and his leverage is gone but I hope they pay him a shitload anyway because I want to see that fight a lot.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Josuke Higashikata posted:

I think he'll fight Dillashaw at any time of the week but only once he has that record. Beating the record by beating Dillashaw would cement him even further, but that's a really really hard fight for him.

i don't know. mighty mouse makes actual 125lb fighters seem slow, and dom, who beat tj after an enormous layoff, was only able to win due to a wrestling deficit that almost certainly does not exist now.

my bold claim is that if the fight goes ahead, mm will make tj look as immobile as tj made barao look

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Queering Wheel posted:

lol fighters in the UFC are getting screwed so bad. Something has to give sooner or later

please keep in mind that rory is like the conor mcgregor of bellator

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Skip My Posts posted:

while mm is way better than cruz in every way he is much smaller and will be taken down by tj i'd bet

i don't think this will happen but it had better or it won't really be close.

for perspective, i still think tj / dodson would be competitive at 125 / 135 (ignoring their first fight) and dodson doesn't belong in the same cage as mm.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
As I watched tj land a hundred unanswered, undefended shots on barao, who is still standing, I think to myself 'There's a man with formidable power'

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
I'm not going to say getting hit by tj tickles, but I'm not going to consider his power as a significant factor in a fight with mighty mouse

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Rigel posted:

Fight news: Ricardo Lamas will fight the Korean Zombie at UFC 214

That could be a loving sick grapple fight / fight in generally

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
compillation of jose aldo defending takedowns https://streamable.com/0xxwt

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
burn that division to the ground and fire anyone who ever fought in it and cyborg.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

I.N.R.I posted:

theyre at an impasse then .. i think they should both go to a fairground and compete in all the different stuff like shooting nailed down prizes with a cork gun, fishing stuff out of a barreo etc. dodgems + ring toss

yeah you're right they should coach the ultimate fighter

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
212 deserves some sort of award for being the shittiest card that i will gladly pay money for. take the main event off that bitch and it's looking as recognisable as the most recent pancrase card, except i'd consider a hioki fight a better use of my time than a loving vitor fight at this point.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
NYSAC quick to respond to the devastating cheating of daniel 'dc' cormier http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/2..._source=twitter

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Jerusalem posted:

He's supposed to be really, really, really drat good, right?

I'd consider even this an understatement. You need to go and check out aldo / mendes II and both frank edgar fights. it's hard to verbalise what's so special about him when he's got that conor loss, but wrestling just simply does not work against him. the only thing that's worked against him is a massive lightweight with an obscene reach advantage and power that can accurately be described as unfair got to him, and i'd consider that result an outlier if they fought ten times.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
the same man can beat jose aldo and get brutally hosed up by nate diaz. true dat.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Jerusalem posted:

Okay. So far it's good but nothing gre-
last 40 seconds of round 1
:stare:

strap in.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
the thing about conor is if he goes out now there's going to be a million questions and a million asterisks on the motherfucker. i know in my heart of hearts if he carry on in this game he'll have more embarrassing losses than nathan diaz on his ticket. if he loses to floyd and punches out though, he'll be a flat out legend and arguably the greatest to have ever done it, which, as not a particularly strong fan of his, i want him to do. he's something else.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Jerusalem posted:

Watching Aldo/Edgar now.

Loved Aldo's post-fight interview in the Mendes fight.

"So did you deliberately punch him after the buzzer?"
"I knew I had to punch him, so when I saw the chance I punched him."

i forgot completely about that. you know aldo was pushed when he goes there. fence grabbing? that's for proto-mendes. undefended shots to the head? that's for a loving challenger.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dan Didio posted:

It's cool when Mendes fakes a punch, into a faked shot, then throws an uppercut from the floor straight to Aldo's chin and before Aldo's even got his front foot back down from being thrown backwards by the punch, he's throwing out a jab to back Mendes off.

Aldo/Edgar 1 also has a cool Frankie moment when Aldo headkicks him and Frankie just keeps fighting.

hey jerusalem how'd you score aldo / edgar 1?

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