MLB N/V May: Straw Man Thunderdome

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Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Goddamnit Cubs the old fashioned is a Wisconsin thing and we don't appreciate you appropriating our culture.

# ¿ May 4, 2017 00:25

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:45

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Some Numbers posted:

I still don't understand why so many people are anti-walk. Like, sure, a walk's not a dinger or a double, but it's not a K or a DP either.

Usually they're people of the mindset of "You never know what'll happen if you just put it in play!"

# ¿ May 9, 2017 05:17

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Paracaidas posted:

They're doing a True Doubleheader to make it up in August, which is amazing and far too rare.

I'm headed up to Minneapolis for the Friday and Saturday games the weekend before and driving back to Milwaukee Sunday. Now I'm really thinking about extending that vacation an extra day and heading down to Chicago for this.

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 07:53 on May 11, 2017

# ¿ May 11, 2017 07:49

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Julio Cruz posted:

This season has been mostly sad Jaysposting with a side order of near-suicidal Metsposting and a garnish of perplexed Twinsposting.

Isn't Metsposting near-suicidal by default?

# ¿ May 12, 2017 02:05

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

seiferguy posted:

This just seems sad, and kicking a dog while down. Except maybe the Dbacks who were legit assholes for awhile.

My mind cannot comprehend any possible reason to hate the Dad's outside of maybe their terrible uniform designs over the last decade.

# ¿ May 12, 2017 04:22

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Twins Alone In First Place! :toot:

# ¿ May 13, 2017 02:42

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

IcePhoenix posted:

Cleveland's radio guy was pretty excited about the Buxton catch (also this shows just how much ground he had to cover to get there)

https://twitter.com/Monte_Colorman/status/863838174199656450

Tom Hamilton's fantastic. It will never happen, but I wish he'd come to the Brewers once Uecker retires.

# ¿ May 15, 2017 08:29

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

ComposerGuy posted:

Houston.

And I'm now reminded that even the loving Marlins have won the world series.

Actually, they've won two despite having never won a division title.

I know, I'm not helping.

# ¿ May 17, 2017 05:52

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the most handsome player on your team?

Brian Dozier.

# ¿ May 20, 2017 18:25

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Twins sweep Baltimore, gently caress all bird teams. :toot:

_{Too bad Milwaukee didn't get the memo.}

# ¿ May 24, 2017 21:43

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

IcePhoenix posted:

https://twitter.com/ThePitcherList/status/867436005183418369

Somewhere Terry Ryan is watching this and shaking his head in disgust as he mutters something about pitching to contact.

# ¿ May 25, 2017 16:06

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Make that 11 runs, Minnesota is booing their own pitcher

My man Beltran

Contract the Twins.

# ¿ May 29, 2017 22:31

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

rickiep00h posted:

Motherfucking Ryan Pressly.

Ervin Santana gonna go down for murder tonight, I guarantee it.

edit: I mean it STARTED with Pressly. And then a string of other nobodies that I've never heard of. Jesus loving christ.

Save us Glen Perkins.

# ¿ May 29, 2017 23:16

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Goodpancakes posted:

Cubs won't make the post season but the twins will lol

The Twins bullpen is a loving disaster outside of one or two guys. They're not going anywhere.

# ¿ May 31, 2017 12:18

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:45

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

IcePhoenix posted:

I just want everyone to know that Byron Buxton raised his average 54 points in the month of May.

He is now hitting a robust .201 on the season.

Pretty sure everyone on the Astros roster's BA went up 54 points in that series too.

:suicide:

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 02:08

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