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ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh
I cant picture him sitting down w a tub of popcorn and watching a Fast and the Furious. I feel like he just watches old newsreels from the 1920s

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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

ghost emoji posted:

I cant picture him sitting down w a tub of popcorn and watching a Fast and the Furious. I feel like he just watches old newsreels from the 1920s

He's probably seen A Dog's Purpose a hundred times.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

He probably watches the Hallmark Channel a lot. :gay:

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i feel bad for mike pence

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
He doesn't own a TV, but he does enjoy the theater.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
he drew comics OP

https://twitter.com/IUPUI_SpecColl/status/767714697349042176

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh
he prob watches Handmaids Tale for all the wrong reasons

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


You know who had a ridiculous dream and people laughed at him?







Scout's Honor :laugh:

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

He does not watch what the majority of our society would consider "movies". He calls them "babysitters" because he likes labeling things with what he believes should be their assigned function.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Left Behind

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Yeah, but only with his wife.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Im guessing like die hard 4 and 5 and xxx 2 state of the union

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
He seems like the type to enjoy the Taken series and also Tom Cruise movies. Not the old ones, though, the new ones like Jack Reacher

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
He owns every singlr Tom Clacy movie

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
he watches snuff movies and masturbates to them

he also faps to "begotten" an avant garde black and white movie

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
Mike Pence actually had facial reconstruction done, which makes it appear that his face was slammed by a very flat shovel so that he can perfectly press his face into a circular viewing area and download the latest staunchly conservative social issues. This is the closest he comes to watching "movies".

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





He just watches House of Cards on loop.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Mike Pence cannot process the flashing images on the screen as shapes and motion, though he does sit up and pay attention when he hears another dog through the speakers

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I have it on good authority that Mike Pence only watches three movies: The Ten Commandments, The Quiet Man, and Coming to America.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


He looks like a guy who loves a good old John Wayne western

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
He only watches old gladiator movies.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

He's seen all the veggie tale movies OP

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
It's actually Hoosiers.

https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/855811577639051265

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
Do you think Mike Pence ever jerks off? I bet he doesn't and probably hasn't since he was a kid. Probably has never had blowjob either.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
This is a man that loves the Mighty Ducks, most 80's family sports comedies

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

FlimFlam Imam posted:

He only watches old gladiator movies.

and Midnight Express

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
What, and expose himself to the devil's seeing-box? I think not,

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Testikles posted:

He's probably seen A Dog's Purpose a hundred times.

was that movie as bad and sentimental and boomery and jesusy as it looked from the endless barrage of advertising or was it marketed more at the millennial furbaby dog weirds

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

shovelbum posted:

was that movie as bad and sentimental and boomery and jesusy as it looked from the endless barrage of advertising or was it marketed more at the millennial furbaby dog weirds

Is there really any difference?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
24/7 Highway to Heaven reruns.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Les Os posted:

This is a man that loves the Mighty Ducks, most 80's family sports comedies

Okay, but those movies are fun for everyone, even people that hate sweaty men tackling each other while wearing tight colorful clothing.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

This explains everything and confuses me simultaneously.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

fruit on the bottom posted:

I have it on good authority that Mike Pence only watches three movies: The Ten Commandments, The Quiet Man, and Coming to America.

John Wayne taught Mike Pence how to keep his wife in line

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
He loves it so much that The Secret Service gave hime the codename Hoosier.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/07/27/politics/donald-trump-mike-pence-secret-service-codenames/

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a haircut you can set your watch by

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012
He has a secret storage container where he watches VHS recordings of minority males boning each other. Then, after climax, he goes and strangles a truck stop hooker.

I mean, that's what I do.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mike pence is a powerbottom, its obv af looking at him

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Watch them? He reviews them
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/288091-trump-vp-pence-mulan-women-in-military

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
he has a binder full of hard copies of Christian movie reviews which he consults to make sure he never sees anything sinful.

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