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Just postin’ to say that being handicapped kicks rear end. I suffered a traumatic brain injury while serving in the U.S. military during the “War on Terror” (signed up before 9/11, so I thought I’d be doing humanitarian aid in the Balkans). I have a handicapped license plate so I can park wherever and if someone calls me out on doing something dumb I point out that, no poo poo, I’m brain damaged. The only side effects are paranoia, depression, anxiety, irrational anger, nightmares, mood swings, hallucinations, memory loss, and self-hatred. I also get a lifetime pension, money for education, and cheap medical insurance from my enlistment contract, basically the only way to get guaranteed social support in the U.S. Don’t look at the glass half empty, rock the hand fate dealt you!
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Why haven't the pitchforks and guillotines brought out yet? Now is the most appropriate time to eat the rich. Like the most fitting time for it since ww1
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May 6, 2017 18:39
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Why haven't the pitchforks and guillotines brought out yet? Now is the most appropriate time to eat the rich. it's me, I'm sitting on a stool staring at nothing slowly dragging a whetstone across a lawn mower blade.
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May 6, 2017 18:49
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My handicap is my 13 inch penis. It's too big for most women 
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May 6, 2017 18:49
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Can I post here if I'm mentally handicapped
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May 6, 2017 18:51
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KomodoWagon posted:Can I post here if I'm mentally handicapped I'm retarded and I say yes
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May 6, 2017 18:54
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I'm probably handicrapped how are you guys
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May 6, 2017 18:57
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How fat do you have to be before you're considered disabled enough to get a handicapped placard? I am not asking for myself.
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May 6, 2017 19:00
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i realized the other day im not sexually attracted to men just their dick, balls and rear end in a top hat.
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May 6, 2017 19:00
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That's not a disability 'round these parts  
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May 6, 2017 19:32
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Enjoy that sweet sweet VA hospital and thanks for ur service! :USA:
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May 6, 2017 19:33
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Helpful hint - if you know a lady or fella with a handicap, don't do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Df-bLBTfI
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May 6, 2017 19:43
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