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I sent this to all the emails. Feel free to copypasta this yourself or change it a little.




Dear Australian Government,
It has come to my attention that you have started a new policy that filters various types of porn on the internet. Upon hearing this, I was not shocked, nor outraged. However, I looked deeper, and saw it wasn't porn you were blocking, but the porn of small breasted women. Through my eyes, that is complete discrimination.
What do you all have against women with small breasts? Do you not like them? Do they scare you? What? And why, would you only pick to block that? Is it just because they resemble underage girls? Or is it because you only like big ones? What?
And why tell me, do you think it is ok to discriminate against women like that? Is that moral. Do you even have morals? I begin to wonder sometimes, honestly.
And what is you're goal really? What do you aim to accomplish? Stop pedophiles. Well, that just won't happen. It will not happen this way. All people will do is find other ways of supplying it. Maybe even rape, if they have to. Do you want this to happen. Did you count on this?
You may have noticed that your servers were attacked today. Please note that most of the attackers do not live in Australia nor know any residents of said nation. Neither, are any of us, The Anonymous, pedophiles. But we do share one common belief, we believe the internet should be free, and uncensored.
Illegal content is one thing. But discrimination is another, and we promise to respond viciously. Remember, that today isn't the last attack, we will strike again, and will continue until the internet is free of filtering and discrimination against anyone including those with small breasts. Thank you for reading.
-Anonymous

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**** LEAK ****
ALL CREDIT CARD PIN CODES IN THE WORLD LEAKED

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Memories are lost and memories are found.

Some of them just won't stay around.

You get the feeling you've seen me before.

But you'll forget before I'm halfway out the door.

Everypony really just wants to be known.

But they'll all forget the identity that I own.

Ohh I'ma Background pony, background pony.

She would call my name before.

Background pony, background pony.

Now they know my name no more.

Ohh, background pony, background pony.

Nopony cares, why should I?

I'm just a Background pony, background pony.

But I can't bring myself to cry...

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Dear Ciarra

I want to start off by saying I love you. If you don't want to date, I will do my best to get over it, and I promise nothing will change between us. I knew from the moment that I laid eyes on you that you were different and I was most certainly right. I feel my feelings for you getting stronger and stronger as each day passes. Today, though it reached a point where I couldn't hold them in anymore. I know you haven't dated before and are probably nervous as hell , and so am I. I promise you that I will be the absolute best I can be for you and I'll always be there for you no matter what happened I'm only one call away and I'll be there as soon as I can. I got permission from Kam to ask you out Incase you were wondering. Honestly and truly I've never felt so much love towards sombody and the love I feel for you is so strong I promise. There's absolutely nothing i wouldn't do for you and I mean that honestly. I love you more than anything in the whole drat world. God as my witness I will treat you like my queen I I'll spoil you an protect you from anything and everything no matter how big or small. I know I've made alot of mistakes and done alot of stupid things and I don't have the greatest reputation, but you have my word that I'm going to be a better person an Im stopping all the stupid poo poo and focusing on school and you because right now that's what's important in my life. You make me so happy like as soon as I see you my whole mood lights up and you always make me feel better. I hope I can do the same for you. I started working on this paragraph March 4th, and up until this day I've worked on it and made changes every single day because I want it to be perfect like you. I know you don't think your beautiful but I swear your perfect just the way are and I wouldn't want you to change one bit because your the most beautiful girl I've ever seen I mean that. Everything about you is perfect your amazing from head to toe. I promise I will do the best I can to be the perfect boyfriend I will support your through everything and anything and you can always count on me for anything. I would jump infront a train for you I would take a bullet for you I would give up everything I had if it made you happy. Honestly your all I need girl if I lost everything and only had you I would be perfectly fine. Idk how your gonna respond to this tbh, but life's a game and it's my turn to take a chance and roll the dice. It's better to try and fail that to fail and never had tried. Before I met you I was fallen , dealing with depression, struggling for motivation, but you because my motivation. Your the reason I try in school, your the reason I get up outta bed in the morning, your the reason I push myself to be the best I can be, and it's because you deserve the best I can be. You've stayed with me though all my stupid poo poo, and I really appreciate that. You bring out the best in me, you take me to a new level of happiness. You always put a smile on my face , you make my days worth living. You inspire me to be great , and I love you more than anything. I put it on everything that I've never loved sombody the way I love you. I really mean that, and no matter what happens, your the only girl I will love. You have my heart and you have for awhile. I was going to wait for a while to ask you out but Kam said I should do it sooner and I though so too. And if you don't want to date me, just tell me, it won't do anything to our friendship because no matter what your my best loving freind that bond can bend but never break. I love you. I talked to Kam and Audrey about this and they said to go for it, and who knows if tomorrow I'll still be here, you never know. there's no guarantee that tomorrow will be here, and I would sleep better knowing that I'm the happiest man alive with the best girl in the world. I also talked to bell and it will not hurt her in the least and she told me that I should go for you too and I am really nervous about loving up our friendship but I really love you so much like I never felt such emotion before you make me so alive and I know you never had a boyfriend before and I know you want me to focus on school but I'm already repeating the year so that doesn't matter but I'm still gonna do good and next year I promise I will be the absolute best I can be. I love you so frekkin much and I really appreciate you and all that you do for me. Imma spoil you girl I will grind and buy you whatever you want get you chocolate every day new clothes new sweatshirts food pure leaf teas whatever you want I got it. I cried like 10 times writing this my heart spilt out my everything poured into this paragraph your my other half if I'm a car your my fuel if I'm in a coma your my life support your all I need now and forever and there's nothing I can't do with you by my side. I will do everything to make you happy. I love you Ciarra and nobody can ever change that. I would give it all up to make you smile for 1 second. I would give the clothes off my back for you. I love you. I even wrote a song for you today but I still haven't got the balls to record myself singing it 😂. But the way I feel towards you is love I've never had the privilege to experience, and today I realized that I need to take every risk because you know when life is gonna end, like I said tomorrow ain't a guarantee. Today I'm talking truly from my heart. Like any time sombody mentions your name my heart just starts racing and I just get happy and I can't control it. Nobody has ever made me feel like that, and though your not my first girlfriend,you would be my last, I will stick with you until I'm buried in the ground and even then I would watch over you. This love I feel is something I can't even put into words , I mean I tried my best but there's so so so so much more than this and I just love you. I would risk my life for you in a heartbeat. When I hear songs like nothing on you and you don't know your beautiful I think of you because I been lots of places and there's no girl in the world like you, and you really don't understand how beautiful you are, I mean like I could stare into your eyes all day your beautiful from head to toe your gorgeous and I love you. Those three people that liked you are me myself and I , I was trying to help you be more confident and was too much of a bitch to tell you how much I love you.
That's all I have to say, so will you make me the happiest man alive and be mine?

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Omg stunning!
Love you!
Keep going girl!
This looks incredible. You take the best trips!
LOVE!
Beautiful girl ❤
❤❤❤
Fitness life and love! Best energy right here!
❤
OMG
Yaaaaaaaasssss 🙏
😍😍😍😍😍
Holy crap!
Where have you been all my life!
STUNNING!
Looking so good!
HMU girl, you single?
LOL ^
Look at that smile!
I miss you!

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1/22/2017

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Moospie, MoospieLovesMJ1D (1494176210), shall be banished from Xat.com/DoritosCP for causing a disturbance throughout the years causing the Doritos Of Club Penguin to have bad reputations. Her actions include twerking naked & being racist with the Doritos Of CP In her name.

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This bill will be enforced starting February 1st, 2017.

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My Balls Are Dead

No outside input caused me to do this. I don't know why I thought of it. This was a dumb, stupid, dangerous, risky thing to do. But I did it. Not once, but three times. I can only guess that I was very careful, or got lucky, or both. I do not recommend that anyone do this. It is too risky.

For 3 decades I have wanted to be "without balls". But surgery was to me just too risky and traumatic; not to mention difficult to obtain and costly.

One fateful night, for an unknown reason, I decided to "take things into my own hands"....so to speak.

What I really wanted was some medical needle that could be inserted into each testicle that could completely suck out the contents of each.

Failing the availability of such an instrument I decided that destroying the interior of each testicle would be the "next best thing".

What the heck was I thinking.

One night, being thoroughly drunk, I put sterile rubber gloves on my hands. I cleaned my scrotum with an alcohol swab. I cleaned a long needle with another alcohol swab.

I have no idea what made me do this. Nothing I had read had prepared me for this. I made it up on my own. I can only guess that it was despiration to be neutered that made me do it.

Next I pushed the needle into my scrotum. It was very resistant. I mean VERY resistant.

I did not just push it into anywhere in my scrotum. I was very careful to make sure that the needle would go through the scrotum skin and into the testicle at it's top end but completely bypassing all of the cords and connections that connect the testicle to the body. Thus, the needle would go through the scrotum, into the top part of the testicle, but not enter any cords or connecting tissue.

Eventually, with significant pushing, the needle finally burst through the scrotum and through the outer layer of the testicle and directly into the testicle.

Unless you have done this, you can not possibly understand the feeling of surprise and awe that you experience when the needle finally sinks into your testicle. There is some pain on the skin level of the scrotum. But the testicle wall and the interior of the testicle felt no pain.

It was a long needle. One that I bought at the drug store. Nothing special. But I made sure to try and sterilize it and my hands and the skin of my scrotum using alcohol swabs.

Finally I had "needled my nut". With slow deliberation, and nice background music, I rotated the needle in a circular motion. As I rotated it, I pushed it further down into the testicle.

The needle was in my right hand. As I rotated and pushed the needle my hand could feel the needle ripping through the interior contents of the testicle. It is hard to describe but there was the feeling that the front end of the needle was tearing lashing ripping through fibrous material that was on the interior of my testicle. It did not hurt at all.

After doing this for a few minutes, back and forth, up and down, I finally jerked the needle from my testicle. That was a bit of a sudden pain, but it went away.

I did the entire process to the other testicle.

Next day, I had no pain. But the 2nd day, I felt some significant aching (not really pain) in both testicles. It was if they were both being squeezed. And they swelled up in size.

It took about a month of aching, swelling, and finally both testicles settled down to a size that was smaller than their original size and finally there was no aching or pain.

Once all sensitivity subsided, I did the same thing all over again to both testicles. Using sterile techniques I inserted a needle into each testicle, rotated it around and around in a circular fashion from the top of the testicle to the bottom of the testicle.

One of the most fascinating feelings was when the point of the needle was rubbing on the inside of my testicle wall.

I was careful to not let the needle scratch or puncture the inner wall of my testicles. I just let the point of the needle rub against the inner wall. It was a most unique and erotic sensation. Indescribable.

After another month of subsiding sensitivity, I did the whole process over again.

It has now been six months since the last time I inserted a needle into my testicles and rotated it around and around, thoroughly carving up the interior of each testicle.

Finally, at last, my balls have no feeling. I can squeeze them and they feel no pain, no sensation. They are less than half the size that they were before I started this neutering process.

The connecting tissue that is on the exterior of each testicle is still sensitive. But when I manage to manipulate my scrotum and balls with my hand in such a way that this tissue is internally out of the way, I can actually squeeze squeeze squeeze each testicle really hard and there is no pain.

I guess the ultimate confirmation of the success of this process is that my penis no longer gets hard. No amount of manual manipulation or mental stimulation will make it rise to the occasion.. I can not ejaculate. I do not have the erotic thoughts I use to have. I feel neutered.

It seems to have worked for me. But I do not, I can not, I must not suggest that anyone attempt the same. I surely got lucky, fortunate in engaging in such a risky endeavor.

Although I would much prefer to be completely void of balls at least the balls that I have are very much smaller, have no feeling, and I am no longer dominated by sexual desire and obsession. I feel neutered, calm, at peace.

Maybe not entirely at peace. I would very much like to experience again the feeling of a needle rubbing the inside of my testicle wall.......this is one incredible feeling. But I seem to have no sexual urge to pursue this. Odd. But understandable.

I can think of nothing else to say about my experience and success. I have dead small nuts, I am neutered. Not a eunuch, not castrated, but for all practical purposes, as far as I can tell, I am the equivalent of a eunuch, castrated, neutered.

Before I went completely flacid, I managed to get hard, ejaculate and had a sperm test run. No sperm.

Not that I would ever could ejaculate again, but just knowing that I am sterile makes me feel warm, cool, fuzzy. Hooray.

As I write this, I am touching, fondling, twirling, fondling my youknowwhat. Nothing arises to the occasion. Amd it doesn't matter.

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<+NovaYoshi> The stuff on Bad Dragon is too expensive so I use my electronics skills and make my own sextoys
<+Jabler> Lol
<+NovaYoshi> I made a vibrator/dildo awhile ago
<+Jabler> Lolwut You made one?

<+NovaYoshi> I made one from an old PlayStation controller and two batteries That'd be like... 6 months of allowance to buy something from Bad Dragon I reused the motors Snipped 'em off with a toenail clipper Then I stripped the wires using the same toenail clipper I'm still looking to improve it, mainly to create an actual plastic casing for it Being sure to make it small enough for my rump Then I'd have my own cheap vibrator and dildo for like $10

<+KitsukiKitsune> fleshlight is awesome though
<+NovaYoshi> I have some Yoshi plushes for that
<+NovaYoshi> I gently caress them occasionally

<+KitsukiKitsune> I WANT A PLUSHIE NAO! and ill make it look like Kyenne ^^
<+KyenneVix> do not
<+KyenneVix> sick fuckery
<+KyenneVix> my name
<+KyenneVix> :|

<+NovaYoshi> Sometime I want to invent a little mini Yoshi that occasionally vibrates inside me :3
<+NovaYoshi> Since I'm not 'old' enough for ordering from BD :/

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"HELLO JACOB" mike said to his lover
jacob bust into the bedroom, a bad dragon™ dildo in his hand. it was the biggest tentacle one. "hello, mike. are you ready for some bedroom fun?"
mike blushed madly. "r-really, senpai? i can't believe you're finally accepting me as your lover!" he cried
"of course. it has been 69 days since we first became FAGGOTS with one another," jacob cooed, approaching slowly. mike bent over and spread
open his ugly butthole. very hairy. very ugly. (author's note: mike has an ugly butthole i am positive)
"wow your anus is disgusting. i am not touching your rectum!" shouted jacob. tears streamed down mike's face. "please fist my butthole!"
jacob shakes his head and begins to walk away. mike chases after him and tackles him, stealing the BAD DRAGON™ dildo right out of his hands.
"fine, i will shove this up your butthole, then!" mike yelled. jacob screeched. "get your filthy dildos away from me!"
"but this is your dildo!" mike retorted, ripping off his trousers.
"please don't do it! don't put that up my butthole! my poor virgin rectum!" he shrieked. mike did not care. he shoved all of the bad dragon™ dildo right up his gross taint. yuck. filthy homos. the homos should have been burnt in the holocaust.
"OWWWWWWWWWW" he yelled. "don't! stop!"
mike stopped. "ok"
"no i meant don't stop, b-baka" jacob said
"gently caress you i hate your guts i'm breaking up with you. we are done consummating this relationship," michael sternly said, taking his hands off of the bad dragon™ dildo and standing up. "goodbye jacob hartman"
"k"

Warframe Smut Fic: Sexilus Adapter 1 posted:

[Fauna continues to rub him off, even rubbing his cock along her helmet, a common sexual act among warframes.]

Adder: whew, good girl. [at some point he becomes a bit self conscious of his size in comparison with Fauna.] by the Void, you are huge as hell…mmm… stroke it faster..[gets stroked faster] oooh. Mmmf.

Fauna: am I doing good, sir?

Adder: don’t call me sir.

Fauna: sorry Adder. Do you want to use my butt?

Adder: turn around.

[the giant Nova turns 180 degrees and Adder is greeted by her mountainous rear end. The wholeness of it kept him hard. He rubbed it with a hand, embracing the smooth texture of Fauna’s chassis. Then he gave it a hard slap, causing a soft moan from her]

Adder: this your first time? You seem used to taking orders.

Fauna: it isnt my first. But I want it to be better with you.

Adder: [slowly inserts cock into her moist pussy] is it better?

Fauna: [soft moan] Adder…mmm

Adder: [pounds cock into her] is it better?

Fauna: mmhmm..[lustful breathing]

Adder: [pounds more] words, you giant. [keeps humping] does this… cock please you?

Fauna: [moans] yes, your…oohh, gently caress! You cock pleases me! please, adder, have me!

Adder: mmmm, [continues to pound her] [grunts] loving huge rear end! [slaps it]

Fauna: aaah yes! [continues to moan as she gets hosed]

Adder: come on! [pounds harder, rapid loving of her wet pussy keeps him hard]

Fauna: [moans] there! ooo, there!

Adder: oh im close!

Fauna: [rotates, pussy sliding away from dick.] I want to finish you off, Adder.

Adder: I didn’t ask f-

Fauna: now you shut up, let me make you cum myself. [rub cock with her hand]

Adder: you, ohh, ohhhh [blows load all over her face, torrents of milky cum gush out at every pulse. Some of it, streaming down on the floor and Fauna’s neck. She continues, so jerk him off as he lets his load go]

Ohhai posted:

https://pastebin.com/JUAYgv0p

https://pastebin.com/CcAWw7Ya

ate all the Oreos posted:

Teens talking about buying bad dragon dildos with their saved allowance, what a world we live in

Ohhai posted:

https://pastebin.com/ff9jTZrd

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As I rubbed the back of my mom's thighs, I was in a position to spy the bottom strands of her bush. My eyes fixated on those black pubic hairs and I fought my body not to cum. To save myself I stayed away from her inner thighs. "Oh, that trickles," she cried as I caressed the backs of her knees.

"Umm, that's it, Oh god Marty, you are a magician," she softly complimented as I tenderly massaged her well-shaped calves. As I stroked her calves, my eyes were pointed forward. With her legs spread slightly open, I could see more of her bush and I thought I could see hints of her Paradise.

"Ok, all done," I announced. I couldn't take it anymore; I had to get out of there and jerk-off or else I was going to ravage the treat that was lying before me.

"Thank you, Marty, you do me so good," my mom dreamily mumbled into her pillow.

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adobeflashplayer is maleware spying u

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Be cautious in your daily affairs.

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(huge list of ISIS associates and discussion thereof)

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[tru luv]
... Imma gunna find tru luv, AND YU CANT STOP MREEH!!11 >=O
in fact, i's so dedicated to tru luuv that muurder and ending the wooorld just to be with my one tru luv iz a small chore~
humhumm YunoGasai dun diddly already did the above =3= phoey, i's outclassed, darn!
(TRULOV) is the sacred promise "Togeether, Foreever, No matter what". Every other visage of "loove" is a mirage, a lie, deceit, fiilthy deefacing! A FORGERY! A KNOCK-OFF!
(R0MANCE) is the action of, proving TRULOV, through saacrifice, paain, triaals, and other efforty ways
(DEVOTION) is the action of, turning your back on frieeends, faamily, career, belieefs, the entire humaan raace, moorals... Just to pursue your goal.
i'z devoted to romaanticaally being tru luv :3 can't devote to two things >w> so ima be devoted to one person.. cum (inside) and get me? o3o

[err:memstreamleak]
hushy wushy bluushy wordies! ... woofies? cooties! ... cuties?.. foxie foooffs ^owo^
iunno, cute words n whispers in your ear? >w> ... iunno, tentacleees are so snuggly~ <3
You can tie a rope to me and make me yours forever~ I can be Yo-your toy~
The yo yo... is a cuute toy that always comes back <3 and is on a leash anyway~ Nya.
d-devotion .A. ... luuuv, looyalty, faithfuulness, fideelity, commitmeent, allegiance, deedicatioon, devoutness... roomaancee... blaaa *glomps chu*
I moaaan and blush like an anime girl ._. .. probably >_>
I'ma Tad'a crazy to make me that much more fun~! ... or mabi there'z a method to mi madnezz, MUAHAAHEHEA
if yu is superficial baka that cares about anything outside of "loyalty" or "personality", dieeee!! in gazolinee11! ima burn yee11! luv defiler!!1

[file:raep]
raep is sadz, yu steel virginiityy, and it's not yurss, nuu, put it back where chu found it D:
buuut, ther'z a gud kinda raep.. luuv raeep! it'z when you raep (force) yur beloved into pleaasure~
It starts with a heaartbeat, thy visage is so stunning, my heaart revs up~
I ride the heaart rhytm, Jooy, Ecstaasy, A smiile, so innoocent, yet so twisteed~
In awe of you, getting drunk off just desiiring you~ What a wonderful feeling... I'll make you have it too!
STOP! SNUGGLE TIEM! *glomps*
Hai ther. We're all snuuggled up now o: !
I'ma juust ... put my one of my legs between yours.. Yeesh ish comfyyy...
Yu dun mind pushing my leg a bit further in, right~ Right up to the thiiighs~
Myeshh, chu thighs shall warm my thighs too..~
D'aww, izzat too intimate for yuuu~ Too baaaad, I'll raaaeep yuuuh~
And Imma kiss yuuuh, and gently teease yuuh, rub at chu baaack~ hold chu clooose~!
D'aww, murr, purr, our two crootches are pressed firmly on one-other, I can feel your exciitement, and you can feel miinee~
Lemme sink into your neeeck, cuz you're so melty and sweet, I hava-ta-have a tastee~ *nomlick*
Dun mind if I fidget some, ruub mahself on chuuu... and since we's a tighta snuggie, rub my privaaates against yuh privaatees some more~
D'aww, I'll get you so steeamy, and moaaany, and squiirmy, and poouuty~
It'd make for the beeest snuugles evaar!
And I'll keep teaasing you over and over, for hoours, you'll quiiver, and shiiver~
Spread out some, and clamp slightly tightly on me~ Latch on, cliiing~ chu heaart opens up, and chu desiire meh mooore~! <3
You want relief? Too bad, None yet~! I'll keep you like this, keep you drunk on this luuusty desiire... 'till you go maaad~!
And we'll do this every day and every night~! Togeether, just the two of us~! Foreeeeeeever!
And then we-l... ooh what chu doing, is chu raepin meh for release? cyoot, chu ish raepin' meh. =w= *moaan*bluush*spluurt*
Purr murr n stuff of fluff!
Dear gosh this is so steamy @w@
So letz handcuff me to you, and you to me, destroy the key, so we can never be apart, ever~!
D'aww, did you get all steamed up? For a twenty-one yeeah' oold?
Well das' cyoot, you wanna mahe my luv antenna peek out of the tent so you can rub sum luv on it? >w>
Mhm *nod* I'm sure it's pretty receptive, fully able to give and receive luv~!
Obvioously, luv meaans bein together forever, just us~ No one-night stand booolsheyt!
Ofcooourse I's sluuutty, duh! How else would I be able to consumaate my looveer's love every day @w@ you'll be so aching for mooore~! <3
Buuut I'm sluuuty juuuust for yooou~! Assuming you can make and keep the TruLuvPromise >w>
Uhh... I'z LooveSmeexual! If ther'z luv, I'd pleasure it till it cuums a hundred times~! <3
If yu has a love rod, Ima rub it so geentlyy.. >//< .. A cuunny? I'ma make it soo weet~ x//x
I'd do aanythinng I have to, to pleease my looveer... And I'd deeeply enjoy iittt, hn~! <3
Hoold you on the edge, for hoours... And make yu peek over and over~! <3 <3 <3

[lefinale]
I uuuh.. I wrote a boook! Yezzz, that's what it is!
TITLE: me wan tru luv
URL: http://pastebin.com/raw/hg3dCbev

oh were you perhaps hoping I can be with you together forever? you can! ask to your hearts content o u o
I want TRUE LOOVE DAMMIT, I WANT IT TO LAST FOREEVERRR!!!!

IM YANDERE AF. MY HEART SHRIEKS FOR A YANDERE

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>>> 1. Why do you want to work at Hex? <<<
I want to work at Hex because it is a good way to meet new people and I am pashonate about making coffee.

>>> 2. How often would you visit our Home Cafe? <<<
I would vist evrey day.

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I really struggled with what to say today. When my wizard was diagnosed with autism two years ago, I knew I wanted to speak at his funeral. I thought of some great stories to share, and I heard these really great song lyrics that seemed appropriate, and I pictured this moving, emotional speech that would perfectly encapsulate everything I have been feeling for the past two years.
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I would like to request help, My hands are shaking as I write this cry to help. I have been a member of the Maple community since 2006. This is not my main account nor the account in question. I want to make very clear that the account in question has been compromised and my character that i have put my heart and soul into for the past 4 years. not to mention the Tens of thousands of dollars i have spent on this game. I am well aware that i have spent over 15,000 dollars USD on nexon cards.

My character was silverbg2, The 2nd bowmaster to level to 200. The 25th Person in maplestory to become level 200. I have been a role model for so many of your players. Every day when i was on silverbg2. A person would come up to me and say "OMG ITS SILVERBG2, your my role model!!!!!1!" That's not what exactly happened every day but something similar to that.
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Mike "LGBBQ" Pence
Mike "Ohmosexual" Pence
Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence
...
Mike “My daughter said she loved her, turned her into a conductor” Pence
Mike “If you're into wearing thongs well check out these electrons” Pence
Mike "Dicks give you an erection? This circuit's making a connection" Pence
Mike "These Fags I Will Not Kill, But You Gotta See My Electric Bill" Pence
Mike "If inside butts your sperm is hid, I'll hook your nuts to the electric grid" Pence
Mike “They call it queer, they call it gay, I call it just a lack of Michael Faraday” Pence

Dumb Lowtax posted:

There's plenty of gems to find other than gross fan fiction:


https://pastebin.com/Mj2HBBfw https://pastebin.com/8ZS6bdGM

https://pastebin.com/jfF7yfT5

https://pastebin.com/56hcCzny

https://pastebin.com/0imvGeyh

lol Lowtax pastebin https://pastebin.com/Gd64sV9R

https://pastebin.com/qxWc3Z7F

https://pastebin.com/EV4qdH0Z

https://pastebin.com/vgFEdvM1

So far lots of success with the search term "my heart"

putrid aidsman posted:

the owo *glomps* cummies ^^ manifesto might be the worst thing i've ever read online (besides my own posts)

Better Fred Than Dead posted:

Jfc the testicle one

FalloutGod posted:

Threads still young so I'm hoping some 1337 hackers come in and find juicy website code.

Mr.Tophat posted:

Jesus loving christ

Kanye Quest a Front for Ascensionism posted:

This morning, I played Kanye Quest for the first time in forever. I never played past maybe 5 minutes of it the first time before quitting for two years, so I decided to really sit down and play it. For those of you still unaware, Kanye Quest 3030 is a video game whose setting is that Kanye gets warped from 2010 into the future where an evil clone of Lil B is running the entire US while pretending he's the original Lil B who had been dead for nearly a thousand years.

He teams up with formerly deactivated clones of 2pac, RZA, and MF DOOM to take on to take on various clones of rappers, including Biggie Smalls as the head governor of the eastern half of the United States of BasedGod. In the end, they kill the false clone and Lil B's soul returns to earth. There's a very Evangelionesque "CONGRATULATIONS" moment, and then kanye wakes up, the whole thing being a dream. Cut to 2013 and Kanye is on stage with a giant gold cross behind him yelling "I AM A GOD." To be continued etc.

Remember the whole evil clone thing. It's semi-important.

Les Os posted:

https://pastebin.com/zNZeFZTL