GOT SPOILER Thread: Get a fucking life. It's only tits and dragons.

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Ahaha thats right. Thanks

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 23:25

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 10:11

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# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 02:13

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the unsullied come across sam and eat him

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 09:12

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Sydin posted:

Oh right, I got that mixed up.

Who bent the knee and got absolutely poo poo on for it in this show?

loras. but it was both knees

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 04:04

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why is a white walker patrolling with 10 random wights in the middle of nowhere? oh right the plot needed him to

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 05:11

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i hope varys is secretly feeding the NK info

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 09:12

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WampaLord posted:

He still acts like a goon. She ain't into that pedestal poo poo he's trying to put her on, she just wants someone on her level.

The girl with 15 self appointed titles doesnt want to be put on a pedestal lol

# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 02:40

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https://www.etsy.com/listing/294405...ef=sr_gallery_8

# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 07:20

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Gendry, who has never been north of the wall, perfectly describes where everyone is via raven to dany, who also has never been north of the wall.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 08:30

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the leaks are fake but D&D will use them anyway because theyre lazy and poo poo writers so who cares

# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 23:35

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JBP posted:

Would riding an open topped aerial vehicle at mach 2 for 3000 miles give you health complications?

every 10 miles drogon breathes fire and they fly through it to keep warm

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 02:51

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skasion posted:

GRRM described them as being something like "Sidhe made of ice" at one point. Which is to say something like "elves" while trying to tread around the Tolkienian connotations of the word. I don't think he is thinking of them as noble savages exactly since in the books they are clearly not human in any way, but something definitely ancient and beautiful, indeed something like divine entities that have faded from memory and become mythic creatures of fairytale, the snarks and grumkins and all that. The aes sidhe in Irish myth are a latter day development of the pre-Christian Irish divinities, the Tuatha de Danann.

Benioff: Mmhmm...mmhmm....yup...mmhmm. Sooo....ice klingons then?

Weiss: sounds good

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 00:13

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some guy on the bus posted:

How did they get them out of the water and attach them to the dragons in the water?

varys sent his mermen to help

# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 07:48

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Its good that a show becomes so bad that the dumbest poo poo ever can be passed off as a leak and people are like "hmm yeah that seems entirely possible!"

# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 20:02

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precision posted:

The fact that Bronn gets a happy ending in those leaks makes me pretty sure they're fake. If he doesn't die a hero's death then his whole arc makes no sense.

Hes not a hero hes an opportunistic sell sword. If he was supposed to have a heros death he would have just fought the mountain for tyrion

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 06:20

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They should have cast Crispin Glover

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 06:08

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Wait a minute.....

The golden companys main weakness is having their food supplies burned....

Drogon has +10 to burning supply wagons...

Dont do it Cersei its a trap!

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 19:41

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I hope we get a shot of ~~legolas~~jon snuh taking out an elephant then surfing down its trunk

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 20:10

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Ginette Reno posted:

How long would it take the zombie army to reach anywhere meaningful anyways?

Aprox 8 seasons

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 21:37

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Could LF not just ask to take the black then peace out to essos somewhere along the way? The smartest guy in westeros literally gets undone by an airhead, a 12 yr old and an autist.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 22:58

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Groovelord Neato posted:

hahaha why the gently caress did rhaegar look just like viserys. he was supposed to be one of the greatest warriors in westeros. hahahah this loving show.

Viserys is a rhaegar cosplayer

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 23:25

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He read the script

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 02:42

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Did anyone on the show ever ask what happened to the kingsguard arya killed in bravos? Like he just doesnt come back and noone cared?

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 04:12

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bbf2 posted:

Okay, hot take alert incoming.

Am I the only one who's kind of sick of the show version of Bronn?

Bronn has been with us since season 1, and in terms of characters with the most screentime and lines he's probably somewhere in the 14th-18th range.

And yet, somehow throughout all of that, he has mostly only ever displayed ONE personality trait: being sardonic.

No matter whatever else is happening around him, ShowBronn is always aloof, always sarcastic and mocking, always making wisecracks.

In mortal peril? He's aloof and sarcastic, and making wisecracks. Receiving honors, rewards, and promotions that he could never have expected to receive in his entire lifetime? He's aloof and sarcastic, and makeing wisecracks. Being seduced by a beautiful woman and then finding out she's tricked you and has actually poisoned you? He's aloof and sarcastic, and making wisecracks. Fighting a dragon in the face of certain death? He's aloof and sarcastic, and making wisecracks. Reuiniting with a friend you haven't seen in years? He's aloof and sarcastic, and making wisecracks.

Is Bronn ever happy? Sad? Contemplative? Solemn? We've seen pretty much every other character in the top 20 or so of screentime go through a gamut of emotions. We've seen them at their worst, at their best, etc. But throughout it all Bronn is always just dismissive and sarcastic no matter what the gently caress else is going on around him or what's happening to him.

When he and tyrion are surrounded by hill people in s1 hes not very aloof or sarcastic. Also the scene where he visits tyrion in prison is pretty emotional

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 20:33

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I thought the s8 spoilers said euron goes to hire mercs and daario is in charge and says his price is tyrions head or something

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 06:18

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Gin alley guy rules. He was the only one other than euron that was actually having fun with the dogshit they gave him.

Fookem till theyre dead!

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 19:14

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Aryas bag of dollar store halloween masks was hysterical tho. All the winterfel poo poo this season was worth it just to hit that rock bottom

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 23:52

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emanresu tnuocca posted:

Here's a good sperg: tyrion never gave the moon clans the vale of arryn, even though he returned to westeros as the hand of the queen. lannisters aren't really that great at paying their debts tbh.

Tywin gave them a bunch of weapons which was apparently enough to make them happy and go away. The knights of the vale prob wrecked their poo poo in combat and took it all though lol

# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 20:52

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im glad theyre wasting the tits budget and some fake endings noone will give a poo poo about

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 02:34

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Professor Shark posted:

Someone should make up some spoilers and post em here

Tyrion gets captured and raped by euron
Sansa surrenders winterfel to the NK then seduces him. Sansa becomes the Night Queen.
Dany miscarrys her incest baby, suspecting varys is a traitor she burns him alive.
Qybern, attempts to mass produce zombies, it backfires. Kings landing is overrun from the inside by zombies that kill everyone.
Cersie miscarrys her incest baby.
Cersei looks out the window of the red keep, sees an army of undead inside the walls of KL, her children gone, her father gone, jamie gone. She takes off her crown says "im coming tommen", and jumps out the window
Yara and tyrion overpower their rapers and escape their cells and outiside find euron giving birth to the biggest raper the world has ever seen.
Arya tries to fool the night king with littlefingers face, he kills her
Drogon miscarrys
Brienne miscarrys her twins. She names the stillborn children tormund and podrick. Maester whoever tells davos "shes fine, but for reasons we cant explaim, shes dying"
Dany burns more people including the frizzy hair chick.
Greyworm thrusts his long spear into dany from behind.
It was a zombie dick installed by sam supervised by qybern.
He then kills her for real wirh a spear.
Jon snow arrives at wherever ghost was last seen.
Ghost has died of starvation.
Jon snow looks at the camera. "Why did i play this game of thrones?"
End

# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 23:48

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The mark was just so they could kill off hodor, max von sydow, a bunch of prob expensive to makeup tree elves, another wolf, a lovely looking set and a boring plotline that would prob take 3 years in book time.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 20:48

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Malcolm Excellent posted:

She also mentioned that Cersi is going to have a dwarf, and die during child birth.

Show watchers are too stupid. Theyd be like "when did tyrion gently caress his sister?"

# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 01:48

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