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Mouse Dresser posted:Dragons can't melt valyrian steel beams.
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 15:43 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 03:51 |
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GaussianCopula posted:I think there is a general consensus that Sons of Anarchy and Dexter had really bad final season - and I fear that Jon will have a Jax Teller ending. He will ride a horse into a very badly green screened Night King who is driving a zombie dragon?
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 01:00 |
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jon snow got them dumbass stark genes alright. maybe it only affects the men?
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 03:39 |
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WampaLord posted:"They" meaning people who had lived there or otherwise known that info about the castle. Sam, who has never been to Dragonstone before, did not know before he saw the info in the book. plainswalker75 posted:Didn't Stannis literally tell Sam directly there was dragonglass at Dragonstone? yea Sam says "oh right Stannis told me about this lol"
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 08:32 |
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WampaLord posted:Oh son of a bitch, he contracted Oarscale! and the only cure is Oarglass found on Oarstone island.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 03:55 |
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esperterra posted:You'd think after two weeks of pretending to be Walder Frey, and whatever time it took to infil and bake her pies beforehand, Arya might have learned her It will turn out to be just as important as when Tywin told Cersei that the Lannisters are broke Or that the Iron Bank is owed a shitload of money from King's Landing Or any other plot point that has been unceremoniously dropped the writers are bad SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:Dany is apparently a terrible ruler for trying to free the slaves and pissing off a bunch of lovely slave masters lol. She's like 20 or something bro she'll do a lot better with Tyrion next to her. She's a poo poo ruler because she doesn't listen to her advisors. Tyrion barely convinced her to not to kill a shitload of people. But I'm sure Mereen is fine and super peaceful now that the she and the dragons are gone
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 03:54 |
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Lycus posted:Tycho is in several episodes this season. Iron Bank on the Iron Throne. I can dig it.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 04:52 |
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bbf2 posted:When he confronted Balon on the bridge didn't Balon say that he looked exactly the same and hadn't aged a day since when he left 30 years ago? I think there's an implication that he is in his 50s/60s but he found some sort of foreign magic to make himself look young He then forged that remaining magic into a powerful set of leather armor.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 03:15 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:she spent 6 seasons amassing a credible force to take the throne and we had to watch every agonizing second of it, from her sold off as a prize bride, to her stilted negotiations to steal an army of eunuchs, to her doing a terrible governance practice run in a city state that will never be mentioned again on the show, so on and so on every minute of it building up to the awesome moment where she finally inacts her plan and leverages her hard-won resources to kill the bad lannister lady. And now she's sitting on her goddamn hands. obviously the best solution is to besiege king's landing for years and let all the peasants starve to death - dany, totally a good ruler(just ask mereen) also a master strategy from tyrion to split your forces to take Casterly Rock because it will totes piss off Cersei
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 06:08 |
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Euron owns. Cersei owns. Team Lannister came up the big wins. lol that they played Tyrion like a little bitch and now Dany is down to useless dothraki and 3 dragons.Riotgrrill posted:Hey sis wasn't the weather great the night you got raped? That was loving hilarious.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 03:37 |
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HannibalBarca posted:I don't understand the Casterly Rock plan at all. Like if Euron's fleet was there the whole time why not just sink the Unsullied before they land? Also how was Euron able to get there so fast ah gently caress it Team Lannisters probably thought it would be easier to let the Unsullied get owned by the castle defenses and then sink barely crewed boats. But idk why they would care about losing Ironborn raiders over Lannister soldiers if they just went ahead and engaged them all at sea. But the writers probably don't care.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 03:51 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Who cares who knows she did it, the more important question is who is going to do jack poo poo about it. Nobody See also: Cersei not giving a gently caress about letting the help know about incest boning time
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 03:55 |
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Sam needs to invent a fidget spinner to cure him. The scene with Jorah made it seem like he healed up and got all that scar tissue overnight, which I guess he did because the maesters were going to kick him out the next day. Maybe Jorah is Wolverine???
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 05:11 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:are you people even serious anymore.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 22:53 |
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Away all Goats posted:Interesting theory about Daenerys = Azor Azhai This sounds like that retarded Arya Durden poo poo from last season
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 05:42 |
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bloom posted:It's pretty dang blurry. I'll have to rewatch the battle scene when it's out properly. Olenna was right
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 14:53 |
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drunken officeparty posted:Why even ride a dragon at all. It's not like you are doing anything to control it up there. Dany has to tell it to breath fire Elotana posted:The sparring session owns Need a gif of Brienne booting the poo poo out of Arya
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 16:05 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:What on Earth was the point of Qyburn hyping up the ballista when it ended up being totally worthless? Imagine if he had more than one of them built. That dragon would've been dead
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 19:18 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:how come olenna didn't tell jaime littlefinger was part of the plot to kill joffrey. she told baelish she'd tell em if she was gonna die. She's a gloryhog or maybe she wants Littlefinger to keep loving with the Lannisters
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 00:38 |
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i81icu812 posted:Euron: Euron is the hero the people need. I hope the show ends with him mounting the Iron Throne on his ship and sailing around doing pirate stuff.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 19:54 |
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kater posted:It's where the king landed. Dragonstone?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 21:53 |
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TraderStav posted:Destroy the supply lines. It's not like she said she needed food to feed the Dothraki earlier this episode
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 02:49 |
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lezard_valeth posted:OH MY loving GOD. No you see the commonfolk would be upset if Dany took her 3 dragons and melted the Red Keep where Cersei and all the nobles are because
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 02:58 |
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Lame Devil posted:Best episode of the season, but why did Dany burn all the gold and food? Tarly said the gold made it inside King's Landing. She burned the food because she apparently forgot she was having trouble feeding the Dothraki, which she herself mentioned earlier in the episode(Dany dumb)
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 03:13 |
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Krinkle posted:I thought the spoilers said the dragon would die and turn into an iceball and yet it seems perfectly healthy to me. Also that it would be a lovely green dragon and not the big boy. That's episode 6 efb
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 03:17 |
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banned from Starbucks posted:i like when the 200+ lb amazons swing was parried by the 90 lb girls stick thing then got up 2 sec after getting kicked directly in the chest without so much as getting winded because she swept the assassins guilds floor a lot Hey that's not fair. The waif also beat the poo poo out of her with a stick for a while am0kgonzo posted:The Brienne Arya sparring session was loving poo poo.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 15:09 |
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PostNouveau posted:I think the groundwork has been laid pretty well for Jon/Dany to implement democratic reforms. Perfect set up for Tommen 2: Sweet Robin Tossing people out of the moon door is replaced by roasting them alive with dragonfire. Or still tossing them out of the moon door and seeing if the dragons can eat them before they hit the ground.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 17:29 |
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Arglebargle III posted:Dany and Jon share not quite 25% of their DNA so they're not even very good at this. Tinfoil Papercut posted:In case anyone is wondering:
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 18:33 |
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In It For The Tank posted:This dream team wight hunting party could only be more fan servicey if Jamie and Bronn were somehow apart of it. Brienne, Arya, Bran, Khal Drogo back from the dead and Gilly's baby. The Dirty Dozen are formed! e: CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Aug 14, 2017 |
# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 03:28 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Cersei Lannister at the big zombie-war-council summit, regarding a single captive zombie: This would be a good
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 02:35 |
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Constant posted:man that looks dumb as hell lezard_valeth posted:At the very best case scenario (by the way the whole scene was shot with one WW having a Dragon Slayer spear at the ready) this somehow gives some credibility to the theory that everyone is not loving dead brain stupid and just gave the NK a way to break the wall, but rather it was all predestined to happen and that the NK was waiting there cause he has future sight powers like the 3 eyed raven. he drat well better otherwise he should've ice speared jon snu and the other fuckers on the slowest rowboat ever in the hardholme episode
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 04:16 |
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lezard_valeth posted:I. loving. HATE. ARYA. arya is the worst
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 04:25 |
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Constant posted:holy poo poo that bear slain by a tiny dagger lol
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 04:40 |
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stream lol that jon killed the white walker and every single zombie except 1 died. how fortuitous!
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 04:44 |
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Chadzok posted:jesus christ the teleporting bullshit is just dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. loving dumb, jesus christ. I can't even enjoy the good bits of the show because it's just so poo poo. Captain Splendid posted:The whole first half was the fellowship exchanging banter in such a way that they wanted you to think they were going to die. That was pretty obvious. Arya sucks and she is a bad actor
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 20:40 |
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esperterra posted:My big question is this: since it was clearly a trap and NK has some kind of foresight, why did he still let everyone live? Why did he kill airborne Viserion rather than grounded Drogon? If he needs a dragon to get past the wall he can get one and kill his main enemy all at once. the answer is bad writing
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 20:42 |
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BoonyPC posted:Yea he knows stuff, I mean he could have killed Jon a thousand times by now but leaves him alive. The I mean I'd love to believe he's playing some 4D chess or some poo poo, but I think deep down we all know it's bad writing.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 01:30 |
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WampaLord posted:HBO charges subscription money. Their ratings are all representative of paying customers directly giving HBO money. Thus, it's a bigger deal for them than a network show doing really well. AMC shows The Walking Dead
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 02:09 |
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WampaLord posted:Do you pay AMC directly to watch it? It's a cable channel like HBO so
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 02:22 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 03:51 |
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WampaLord posted:No, it's not like HBO. You pay HBO directly, for AMC you're paying the cable company. AMC makes most of its money off selling advertising, not from subscription dollars. esperterra posted:It's basic cable, not at all like an HBO or Showtime. I stand corrected
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 02:37 |