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I wouldn't impress myself upon this forum if it wasn't serious, so I hope you'll forgive me.
earlier tonight I was hanging out with my friends, drinking beers and writing, attending to my own business and being a mostly independent dude. I have had lots of sex, have kissed a lot of women (and men) and have real worries about stuff like AIDs or the CLAP.
I smoked a strangers cigarette and my lip is swollen. also I'm posting. help me.
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not a joke but also happy Monday!
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May 9, 2017 07:35
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aids and chlamydia aren't worries*** sorry I'm still new here
I meant to say (I'm not worried about) AIDS and THE CLAP! omg this is crazy I shouldn't have said anything about my dumb fat lip
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May 9, 2017 07:38
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It's an incredibly prolific virus. 50-80% of all people have been infected with it. It never really goes away, but most people become asymptomatic after a while with their immune system doing its thing. It'll always be in the nerve clusters in your mouth, and can be triggered by a variety of things. By age 50 it's like, 90% of people. I mean the way humans do business, it's just like, there's mouth to mouth contact all over the place. A typical person might be like 'Wow try this craft beer!' or 'Let's kiss together, on the mouth.' Still, the time for it to take effect is longer than just one day. I just wouldn't worry about it. You probably just have some other hideous malfunction of some sebaceous gland or bit your lip without noticing and bacteria took root and thrived forming a little ecosystem in your mouth. You could have been infected with HSV-1 before and not even goddamn noticed. Aren't viruses kind of cool though? They don't even really count as life, but they evolve, interact with cells, man, just think of your body like an amazing petri dish you get to experience first hand.
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May 9, 2017 08:05
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well I guess swollen lips are par for the course then and let's keep the sweet posts also I'm sorry for spreading herpes to you
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May 9, 2017 08:41
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[quote="joke_explainer" post="472148055"]
No worries friend, keep up the posts and the great threads. Heck, if any virus experts wanna just talk about viruses or even just specifically herpes here, I'd be totally down. Good posting!
virus are good or bad and what's your favorite?
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May 9, 2017 08:44
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I like good virus
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May 9, 2017 08:44
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maybe you should have thought of that before you decided to smoke cigarettes, meet other people, leave your house, log off of the forums, etc. risky behaviors have consequences.
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May 9, 2017 08:44
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are disease popular?
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May 9, 2017 08:48
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on a semi-related note: I accidentally called my friends baby a bitch.
I meant "bitching" but she heard "bitch"
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May 9, 2017 09:06
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12 months a slave
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May 9, 2017 09:33
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on a semi-related note: I accidentally called my friends baby a bitch.
I meant "bitching" but she heard "bitch"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVs_JSHqabk
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May 9, 2017 10:22
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this is now a rock and roll thread!
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May 9, 2017 10:51
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ur baby is a bitch no need for mod help here it's just real talk
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May 9, 2017 10:55
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cats do not get diseases
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May 9, 2017 11:02
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with disease, there's almost nothing more popular! they just keep promoting more and more of it!!! they, and all of their children, spend literally all of the time they exist making more of them, with no variance to that save for random chance making a one-off lovely copy.
with people, no, we don't generally like disease, because it murders us or takes away our capability to do things. even the cool ones
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May 9, 2017 12:20
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*in AOL voice* "you've got herpes!"
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May 9, 2017 12:41
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When you're getting a kiss, ask for no herpes on it. They have to make a new batch so this way you are guaranteed fresh kisses and you can always put herpes on it yourself
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May 9, 2017 14:12
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live slow, die whenevs
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Herpes sauce on side (SOS)
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May 9, 2017 15:02
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- google THIS
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scattered, smothered, covered, and blistered
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May 9, 2017 15:07
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My kidneys are busted
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Herpes?! I haven't even finished my own peas yet!
 Happy halloween
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May 9, 2017 15:13
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cats do not get diseases
they get aids
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May 9, 2017 16:16
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je suis herpes
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May 9, 2017 17:34
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my cat has cat herpes, but it's in her nose and makes her sneeze. often in the morning, she will sneeze right into my mouth and then stick her butt in my face.
This is the cat way.
My cat gets herpes in the litter box
HAHA
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May 9, 2017 21:32
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Herp' de derp it's venereal disease time
Come and chill wit ma venereal disease rhyme
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May 9, 2017 22:34
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you can get herpes of the mouth, the junk, the eye, the skin, and the brain.
all for just one easy payment of only $14.99! but you must order now
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May 9, 2017 22:40
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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*in AOL voice* "you've got herpes!"
*in AOL voice* "you've had sex!"
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May 9, 2017 23:32
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- Sensual Simian
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a lot of really helpful information about the father of all diseases
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Got it. You jell?
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