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Gammatron 64 posted:Letting fans write comics is a big reason why comics suck so bad. comic book superheros are the new polytheism. you can't just wash your hands and say Zeus has had enough adventures, the next priest needs something to do
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May 15, 2017 18:30
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they should do the story where Superman gets mad with Batman so he reveals Batman's secret identity on Twitter
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May 15, 2017 22:10
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CharlestonJew posted:they should do the story where Superman gets mad with Batman so he reveals Batman's secret identity on Twitter Modern super dickery
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May 15, 2017 23:29
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Surprised nobody posted this yet
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:Surprised nobody posted this yet If were going down that road let's not forget the internets fave subject, super-cuckery 
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May 15, 2017 23:40
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I remember hearing about that one. Superman and Big Barda were both mind controlled. And despite having mental control over two of the most powerful heroes, the villain decided to have them make a porn and sell it.
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May 15, 2017 23:50
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:Surprised nobody posted this yet It's okay, her mom says she has an old soul simply because she is quite was and refined as a person. I believe this is most likely due to some sort of anomaly within her genes leaving her with an overdeveloped mind.
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Elfface posted:I remember hearing about that one. Somebody earlier in the thread asked for villains with motivations other than "destroy the world." The desire to make super-porn is a great motivation.
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May 15, 2017 23:56
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:Somebody earlier in the thread asked for villains with motivations other than "destroy the world." The desire to make super-porn is a great motivation. For a superhero origin in the DC universe! Wikipedia posted:
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Why destroy the world when you can instead make a ton of cash and not live in the post-apocalypse?
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wow edgy. DC sure loves rape
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Rutibex posted:wow edgy. DC sure loves rape It's also cool that they seem to repeatedly use rape as a fate worse than death. There's no better message to send readers that lives are less valuable than sexual purity or whatever.
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:Surprised nobody posted this yet Seeking context for this, I found "16 demented Green Lantern stories that we're sure won't be in the movie", which is pretty fun. Hal Jordan sucks.
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:Seeking context for this, I found "16 demented Green Lantern stories that we're sure won't be in the movie", which is pretty fun. Hal Jordan sucks. John Stewart = best Green Lantern
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How do you play the guitar with boxing gloves on? Is that Strong Bad?
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Troposphere posted:👏what👏comics👏need👏is👏more👏rape👏and👏murder👏of👏pregnant👏women👏 You understand that the characters in the comic books are just drawings and not real people right
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they're real to me drat it
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  I found this while looking for more DC gold: http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-worst-moments-in-dc-comics.php It has the Superman/Big Barda porno story. I wanted to highlight this little tidbit, though: quote:Jack Kirby, the creator of Big Barda, particularly hated the story. That might have something to do with the fact that he modeled her personality after his own wife.
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ERROR NOT A DC COMIC INVALID ENTRY *Spergs out frantically*
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Also, how could I forget this:  
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drat, I haven't seen a Santa Claus as badass as that since Love Sausage kicked the poo poo out of Stormfront.
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Bogus Adventure posted:John Stewart = best Green Lantern You seem to have misspelled Guy Gardner
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ZDar Fan posted:You seem to have misspelled Guy Gardner Guy is a Red Lantern in disguise, but that does remind me of one of Guy's other iterations:   
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'Guy Gardener" is both weird and kinda sorta works as a female hero. She grows men. In a garden. For Guys. A Guy Garden.
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chuck taine
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Even as a kid I knew comics were boring and stupid and it baffles me that people like them
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its a shame, really. i really love the idea of a shared fiction universe you can keep tabs on and see whats up with, talk about with people. i guess good tv shows are better at doing that nowadays, but they're so infrequent and spaced out.
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billion dollar idea; homeward bound but with krypto, ace the bat hound and streaky the supercat. and please try not to drown any of the animal actors this time.
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Jose Mengelez posted:billion dollar idea; homeward bound but with krypto, ace the bat hound and streaky the supercat. WE3 kinda sorta is that only instead of super pets being left behind during a move its pets experimented on and used as control mechanisms for murder drones escaping and trying to make it home.
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Uncle Wemus posted:chuck taine taine orb
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Tenzarin posted:So was Batman just tired or something? If he wasn't going to have the heart transplant why did he lay down? Superman has many other valuable organs.
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Coolness Averted posted:WE3 kinda sorta is that WE3 was actually optioned as a movie, had a script written, got a director attached and then has basically been in limbo for like a decade
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What the gently caress is we3 you fairies
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Trunko posted:What the gently caress is we3 you fairies Yeah I was wondering this as well.
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we3 is like homeward bound meets robocop. grant morrison wrote it i think? he is a wizard like his pal alan moore.
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found this on a quick gis for we3 
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