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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Legit want a movie about I Am Curious (Black)

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

skasion posted:

Indeed, this is the whole point of Wonder Woman. The creator (the guy who invented the polygraph incidentally) was a slightly kooky psychologist who believed women should rule the world and that BDSM was a "noble practice" key to a healthy female sexuality. WW's appearance was based on he and his wife's live-in girlfriend.

Also invented the polygraph

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

GeneX posted:

Someone explain what the gently caress is even going on in the DC comics main plotline right now

The last thing I knew about was that everyone was being turned into super powered zombies and then green lantern became god or something like that

Batman and the Flash are investigating some poo poo and it's gonna make Watchmen Canon the end

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Make a movie about Supergirl's flying horse that wants to gently caress her imo

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Bogus Adventure posted:

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll follow the storyline where Carol Danvers gives birth to her own rapist in Captain Marvel.

http://www.cbr.com/things-that-turned-out-bad-that-time-carol-danvers-gave-birth-to-her-own-rapist/
http://www.cbr.com/meta-messages-chris-claremont-sticks-up-for-ms-marvel/

There will probably even be a cute little post-credit scene where the Avengers congratulate her for the good news!



To be fair to marvel everyone looked at the dude who wrote that like he was insane and then never brought it up again

Like it is the one piece of history that comics as a whole has agreed never happened and will never be discussed again

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Bogus Adventure posted:

And yet they let it happen. It's like how DC dropped the ball when they let Grant Morrison create Damian Wayne by having Talia date-rape Bruce. I know Grant said that he made a mistake in doing that, but it seems like DC liked the angle and ran with it:

http://io9.gizmodo.com/this-scene-from-son-of-batman-is-just-shockingly-creepy-1714477094

Because there's nothing sexier than remembering when someone drugged you, took advantage of you, and turned your child into the antithesis of what you stand for.

It was the 70s bad ideas abounded

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Dr. VooDoo posted:

This is Marvel not DC but they should make a movie on the Spider-Man story where he's an old man who killed Mary Jane by giving her cancer with radioactive sperm and fights a bunch of cops during a riot started by J. Jonah Jameson in nothing but his mask and underwear

Spider-Man Reign unironically rules because it's Dark Knight Returns but with Spider Man

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

a bone to pick posted:

I just didn't expect that comic to be straight up gay porn; I thought it was an official DC comic where Batman and Superman are lovers but nope, just straight up buttfucking.

Dc recently put out a Midnighter and Apollo comic by a local writer who happens to be gay

For those of you who are plebes Midnighter and Apollo are literally Batman and Superman but gay and in love

The last page is an homage to the last page of Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow, where Superman is totally about to gently caress Lois, except with Midnighter instead of Lois

It ruled

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Coolness Averted posted:

yeah I was about to say this, but I've got enough posts gobbling Morrisons dick in this thread. When that dude says 'he's writing modern myths' he's not being pretentious and saying his stuff is going to last ages, he's saying characters like Superman, Darth Vader, and James Bond inhabit the modern popular mindspace as Zeus, Roland, and Coyote did in the past.
Also Moore has never dismissed the work he cares about, at best he's distanced himself from stuff where he was wrong only after it becomes popular, but more often says "The comics others like are poo poo my comics are ART," or does his best to poo poo on the companies that got him fat because they're KKKorporate.

Morrison's animal man is neat especially for the whole 4th wall breaking stuff and meta fiction towards the later parts of it, and for being his first major rehabilitation of a silly silver-age concept, but he's pulled off the same sorts of gimmicks in other stuff too.

To be fair to Moore part of his hatred for the big two is that the contract for watchmen said rights would revert to him and gibbons after it went out of print and then whoops it has literally never left print and dc has never attempted to square things with the guy who wrote their best selling comic ever

Marvel he doesn't hate there was just some goof up right after he agreed to give them a shot and he just went yeah I'm done here

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
They should make a movie about that Paul pope libertarian Batman story where he straight rages about Nazis burning the works of rothbard

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