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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

lol why pretend like the existence of batman x superman porn is such a surprise? no one here is that sheltered.

It's surprisingly not entered my mind and I didn't even think that was going to be porn

I'm also surprised when I found out there's pro wrestler slash fiction/drawings too which is weird cause I'm gay. I think it's the more mundane things that I'm caught off guard by now. Like if a dude makes a comic about how he turns into shoes worn by fat women I'd be totally nonplussed but a drawing of leonardo dicaprio loving martin Scorsese would weird me out a little

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Pick posted:

dc would literally never threaten the sexualities of their primary intellectual properties



why is the art in the fake DC gay comics better than DC's official stuff

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

CharlestonJew posted:

I could instantly tell that first comic was gay porn because Bruce was just way too handsome in that one

I played the telltale batman game and they made him look exactly like Archer it was actually kind of distracting

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bombadilillo posted:

I heard people dont like telltale one because you can't go full shitbag and the cops always forgive you for plot.

But

Could I role play archer and be a no fucks given hyper competent despite myself?

Sort of but not to any extent Archer would which is why it threw me off. I wanted to be archer as batman immediately after seeing that face

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bombadilillo posted:

Well I'm going to write a strongly worded email to telltale and demand and Archer series.

Because now that you made me think about it. Its all I want.

Yeah closest you can do in the batman one is basically snarky cocky socialite as Bruce and Frank Miller's 80s batman as uh... batman

I still had fun with it

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bogus Adventure posted:

I've never been interested in those games, but I would play the poo poo out of an Archer one. Just as long as one option allows me to make Woodhouse eat spider webs.

The Borderlands one is probably the closest thing to archer in terms of the main character being a funny cocky dickhole. The whole game's a comedy and I think it's pretty well done but it's Borderlands humor which isn't everyones thing

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMCuJTqkPJI

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEkybsx2kB8

Sorry this is getting off the threads point but I'd watch a borderlands movie if it was done as silly as the telltale game is

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Dc recently put out a Midnighter and Apollo comic by a local writer who happens to be gay

For those of you who are plebes Midnighter and Apollo are literally Batman and Superman but gay and in love

The last page is an homage to the last page of Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow, where Superman is totally about to gently caress Lois, except with Midnighter instead of Lois

It ruled

I'll buy that and I haven't bought a comic book since like Spawn 100

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

that time Wonder Woman and Supergirl and literally every other DC superheroine told Pick to stop posting because she's an embarrassment to her gender and humanity as a whole

I used to think Pick was terrible and weird and I'd mock her but she's had a torrent of funny and insightful posts for like 6 months now so I dunno if I was just missing stuff or she improved a lot

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I mean pick is definitely weird but so is everyone else who still posts here

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

The Phantom is like the only good comic strip that still exists though?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

shut your whore mouth. newspaper spiderman is the greatest comic strip ever made and phantom is only good for edits.

I haven't been in the newspaper comic strip thread for like 5 years is newspaper spiderman still getting knocked out by loose bricks and random dudes and the fantastic 4 acted like he was the biggest idiot ever cause that ruled

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

you're in luck, then. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3789826

a thread dedicated solely to newspaper spiderman without giant walls of 80 year old nancy strips that i don't think anyone actually reads.

Lmfao thanks bud

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