Troposphere posted:

when the elongated mans wife was raped and then her memory was erased about it and then she was murdered when she was pregnant and her corpse was burned

a real heart warmer

Troposphere posted:

no he got really sad and then he was murdered too

Gammatron 64 posted:

The fact that DC decided to make a prequel to Watchmen is just.... ugh.

I was always mainly a Marvel guy growing up but goddamn Marvel's actual comics are so insanely lovely. They keep doing HUGE EARTH SHATTERING gimmicks EVENTS that make no sense and you need to buy like 100 comics you're not even interested in to follow the story. And nothing ever matters because they have a sliding timeline and will always hit the reset button and everyone who dies will come always come back so there's no stakes to anything. I'm like "oh, Wolverine died. Who cares? They'll bring him back later." DC isn't much better.

Marvel and DC also love doing storylines that are so awful it's mind-boggling that anyone gave them the stamp of approval. Like Spider-Man making a deal with the devil to save Aunt May but that erases his marriage somehow because character development isn't allowed. Or that Clone Saga business. Or Gwen Stacy getting it on with the Green Goblin. Or Doc Ock taking over Peter Parker's body. And that's just Spider-Man's books.

Then there's really dark and tasteless poo poo like Dr. Light rape poo poo that was posted here, Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch having incest. And since I've left, Marvel has gotten really in your face and preachy about political poo poo and even discussing comics has gotten about as adversarial and divisive as video games are now. And then they made Cap a Nazi.

tl;dr I'm a nerd ranting about how comic books loving suck rear end, don't read them if you value money, your sanity and self-respect

skasion posted:

Troposphere posted:

look at this stupid, stupid poo poo

BONGHITZ posted:

Remember Fables? lol

Rutibex posted:

this is the Batman vs Superman i wanted to see on the silver screen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F90nxOlsm1s

a bone to pick posted:

I just didn't expect that comic to be straight up gay porn; I thought it was an official DC comic where Batman and Superman are lovers but nope, just straight up buttfucking.

Aesop Poprock posted:

why is the art in the fake DC gay comics better than DC's official stuff

Gaunab posted:

Sure, but if I started posting wonder woman and power girl lesbian porn, I'd be a creep! So much for equality.

Troposphere posted:

boostle is the best imo