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Aug 4, 2010

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Neurosis posted:

This needs full context. They were in Iran where Robin's mother was performing illegal abortions. Joker found out and threatened to tell the authorities, so Robin's mum told him where to find Robin. Joker then brutally beat him with a crowbar until a cliff hanger ending with whether Robin lived or died being voted on by callin. Overwhelmingly the vote was to kill him, although a lot of the calls were traceable to one guy's auto dial in machine. I think Robin's mum might've watched it happen and just ignored it. Later, Joker became the ambassador to the UN for Ayatollah Khomeini, meaning he could publicly go on US soil without being arrested.

Lol I read this and then was getting ready to make a "I actually had to Google this to see that it was fake" post.

It's not fake.

basic hitler posted:

every time I think "i'm going to get into comics", something happens. Either I read a ridiculous loving panel from the silver age or some cheesy grimdark poo poo that should only appeal to a certain kind of angsty 13 year old and I just think, naaah.

One time I went to north carolina to visit some friends and take a week of class at their wackadoo bible school. One of the 6 men i shared a doube-wide with in the hills of north carolina was way into planet hulk, he was in his early 30s, and after dinner every night he would read a page and go "HAHA OH WOW..." and then relay the full page of events, not even paraphrasing but painstakingly explaining every frame without really ever letting anyone actually look at the book.

So i've never even read a comic that didn't come bundled with a video game box set.

Is there a reason to try and get into the medium at 27 or is this something you have to grow up reading to like?

Superhero comics are garbage and if you think that they're stupid you should read Watchmen, which of course is now being incorporated into DC's retarded universe without any loving hint of irony.

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Aug 4, 2010

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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

This one time, Wally West ran really fast and punched a guy, and it was cool, so no, superhero comics are not garbage. You must be thinking of your face.

Was this before or after Flash's past three incarnations and his half alien sister arrived from earths 5, 29 and 57 to help him escape from the third level of hell, where he had been trapped in the future by a psychic vampire masquerading as Lee Harvey Oswald?

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Aug 4, 2010

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Sunswipe posted:

Jesus Christ, I'm not reading that. Can they not make comics for people who just want to see Batman punch the Joker?

Maybe they should just stop making comics set in a multimedia universe that has been around since the 1930s.

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Aug 4, 2010

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Vakal posted:

Don't worry, they were eventually reunited again in the classic heart-warming series, Blackest Night.




See? Everyone's having fun.



I like my superhero comics with abortions, rape, cannibalism and torture. That's how you know that it's adult fiction.

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Aug 4, 2010

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Man, Marvel really missed an opportunity to have a scene where the Winter Soldier rapes Tony Stark's mom while eating her alive instead of just shooting her. Really goes to show that the Marvel movies are kiddy garbage.

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Aug 4, 2010

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Maybe they could make a comic book villain that doesn't want to blow up the world, destroy the universe, kill all of humanity, or throw puppies into blenders. I think that I read a comic like that once and it was pretty good.

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Aug 4, 2010

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Fruits of the sea posted:

Frank Miller tried something sort of like this after 911 and even DC were smart enough to turn it down. So he changed the names. Holy Terror. Not-Batman murders a lot of Al Qaeda


welp

lol that a 50 year old successful and respected comic book writer created his own version of fluttershyholocaust.jpg

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Aug 4, 2010

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Rutibex posted:

wow edgy. DC sure loves rape

It's also cool that they seem to repeatedly use rape as a fate worse than death. There's no better message to send readers that lives are less valuable than sexual purity or whatever.

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Aug 4, 2010

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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

okay? it is about weaponized animals with cybernetic implants. they kill some dudes as they escape.



lol

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Aug 4, 2010

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drat looks like this link is broken, so I'll try this one again.



lol

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Aug 4, 2010

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boner confessor posted:

chris ware is prly the best artist in the medium today but his works are difficult to read both literarily and just in terms of mechanically reading them. also they make you want to kill yourself

http://eatmorebikes.blogspot.com/2011/04/lil-chris-ware.html



:eyepop:

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Aug 4, 2010

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Comics allow for some pretty neat visual storytelling that isn't really doable with regular print. It's not the best example, but the manga Blame has a lot of pages without much, if any, dialogue. A lot of the panels just show characters moving through the environment, and I can't imagine how you would do that in a novel.

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a bone to pick posted:

I just didn't expect that comic to be straight up gay porn; I thought it was an official DC comic where Batman and Superman are lovers but nope, just straight up buttfucking.

You should have known from the moment you saw their anime eyes.

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Aug 4, 2010

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Alpha Protocol but every dialogue choice is Archer.

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