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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

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Sep 14, 2011

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouncing_Boy


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Sep 14, 2011

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THIS is art

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Sep 14, 2011

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I'm starting to realize Zach Snyder's Superman is actually not that bad all things considered

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Sep 14, 2011

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Umm... What the gently caress Batman?

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Hellsau posted:

Emergency tracheotomy.

So I just looked it up and according to reddit:

quote:

The Riddler takes an interest in occult rituals. He wants to use Batman as a demonic sacrifice, but he needs to prepare Batman's body. He manipulates Batman into going through the steps of this ritual, by sending him around the city with riddles. The most important step involves slitting the throat of an unbaptized child... so the Riddler puts a ping pong ball inside a baby's throat. Batman is forced to give the baby an emergency tracheotomy, which fulfills the ritual.

I'm starting to think DC stands for drat Convoluted.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Its actually really loving cool that one of shazam's enemies is a smart caterpillar

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Sep 14, 2011

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Gaunab posted:

Why does the joker on the right have a nazi haircut?

he has stage 3 brain cancer...

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Sep 14, 2011

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Trunko posted:

What the gently caress is we3 you fairies

Yeah I was wondering this as well.

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Sep 14, 2011

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boner confessor posted:

it's about three common animals - a dog, a cat, and a rabbit - who the military turned into lethal cyborgs as part of a weapons program. they escape and go looking for a loving home. it's like homeward bound crossed with rambo

If DC made a movie about this instead of Suicide Squad they could have easily beat Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

lmao, I would love to see the president snort lines of coke then proclaim, "poo poo, I'm the fuckin' president" in a DC movie.

So is there some sort of reasonable explanation why Superman is obsessed with Lois Lane? Spider-Man loved Mary Jane, but they've had their ups and downs and have dated other people like a normal couple. Superman is creepily attached to Lois when he could have any woman in the world, and honestly she seems like the kind of girl that doesn't stay with one guy for long.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

i thought this was how they met



gently caress you for making me reverse image search this

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Sep 14, 2011

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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

lol why pretend like the existence of batman x superman porn is such a surprise? no one here is that sheltered.

I just didn't expect that comic to be straight up gay porn; I thought it was an official DC comic where Batman and Superman are lovers but nope, just straight up buttfucking.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fantomah is really cool, she's like captain planet but loving wrecks people

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Sep 14, 2011

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one of the new watchmen comics or something






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