Events from the rich DC comic universe that should be adapted to the cinema

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Fellbat: Feb 23, 2014

I really just wish Jimmy was half the man he use to be.

Or maybe not.

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Fellbat: Feb 23, 2014

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Surprised nobody posted this yet

If were going down that road let's not forget the internets fave subject, super-cuckery

# ¿ May 15, 2017 23:40

Fellbat: Feb 23, 2014

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Somebody earlier in the thread asked for villains with motivations other than "destroy the world." The desire to make super-porn is a great motivation.

For a superhero origin in the DC universe!

Wikipedia posted:

Alix spirals into depression as her new appearance forces her to quit her job teaching autistic children. Another emotional blow comes at the discovery that her deceased husband's superhero dreams stemmed from a fixation on superhero-based pornography and an online affair with "Super Sally Sonic," an immortal superhuman porn star. Distraught, Alix attempted suicide. While trying to find a structure hard enough to kill her on impact, she comes across a train wreck, and saves the people still inside. After those she saved call her a superhero, she decides to live up to the title, taking the name Bulleteer.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 00:06

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