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I liked that one cartoon movie where it was an alternate universe and batman's dad was batman and he just shot people with a gun. edit: I would like to see that in a live action thing that would be pretty cool I guess.
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 14:20 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 10:05 |
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Bonzo posted:Don't forget that Identify Crisis also showed that they also hosed with Batman. He walks in just as they mind wiping Dr. Light and freaks out over how wrong it was so what do they do? They mind wipe him too. They then spin this as to why Batman is so distrusting of everyone and why he always kept a file on how to defeat each member of the JLA "just in case". I'm sorry that your yet unformed prefrontal cortex fails to see the reason as to why that's so deeply profound (Batdad (as I call him) using a gun). You see the main flaw with Batman as a character is that whilst he says he never kills anyone, by not killing the bad guys he is allowing innocent people to die. You see, once you have achieved mental maturity (I'm 23 but my mom says I have an old soul simply because I am quite was and refined as a person. I believe this is most likely due to some sort of anomaly within my genes leaving me with an overdeveloped mind), you can clearly see that by not killing people such as The Joker, Bane, Killer Croc etc you are doing more harm than good. You imprison them all within the same institute allowing them to plot and "team up" when they would have otherwise never have met (see the myriad of articles about why prison actually makes you a better criminal). Additionally, this forces the writers to become lazy due to having characters cycle in and out based off of whatever is hot right now. It fails to drive the story and lore of batman and instead makes it stagnate like the marshes of Florida (where I am originally from actually). Its dull, repetitive and frankly naive to have no real stakes for either side. The worst that can happen is the badguy is put into jail (or as I call it "The Out-of-ideas vault") or batman has to get a new Robin (and seriously who even cares about him). What comic book writing truly needs is more of this "grit" and "realism" to truly raise comic books from the sidewalk of art to the height of culture and reflection. Final point: Batdad is where the Batman series really needs to go, for not only does he have an awesome beard which reflects his internal conflicts, but makes him more relatable as a character.
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 14:48 |
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Here I made a picture illustrating my point. If you can't come at me with cold hard logic as to why this is a bad thing then please stop trying to discuss comic books, you're embarrassing yourself and the community.
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 15:13 |
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Rutibex posted:punisher should kill batman maybe if the flash runs really fast (???) they can fuse together and they can have double guns for extra shooting.
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:32 |
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Does DC have a ripoff Blade? That would be p dope.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 13:28 |