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*buys the child toys and video games* *plays with them more than they do* Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 07:12 on May 19, 2017 |
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*groundfloors Snapchat, Tinder, and Tidal accounts week of child's birth
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May 19, 2017 02:46
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*Child idolizes Gen X*
GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 15:18 on May 20, 2017 |
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May 20, 2017 07:26
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my 20yo friend banged a chick one night in denmark while she was with a boyfriend then brought her back to australia immediately then his doctor parents paid for them to have some sort of spiritual asian wedding in thailand 3 weeks later. they're seperating now, it's been 3 months
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May 20, 2017 07:51
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Space Taxi posted:Kid shows a talent for sports. You laugh, but that's literally how one of my friends is raising his poo poo kids. They're loving awful, spend all of their time with some kind of screen in front of their face, and are actively discouraged from doing anything sport-like. Their only reading materials are comic books and video game dialogue. The older one was getting bullied for being a giant loving pussy (he's the pussiest pussy to ever puss a puss- can only eat bland food, scared of everything, gets picked on by his 5 year old brother, just awful), and my friend insisted his kid do everything except stand up for himself. Run and find a teacher, cower in a corner, loving whatever doesn't result in a confrontation. It's weird, because we were active and weren't bullied in school, but now it's like all aspects of manhood have become anathema to them. He's in his mid-30s, and his older kid is almost 10, so it's not strictly a new millennial thing. It's bad, but it's a very good case study in how not to raise children.
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May 20, 2017 08:45
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BLARGHLE posted:You laugh, but that's literally how one of my friends is raising his poo poo kids. They're loving awful, spend all of their time with some kind of screen in front of their face, and are actively discouraged from doing anything sport-like. Their only reading materials are comic books and video game dialogue. On the plus side, the kids will learn the cardinal rule of schools/prisons when they call on a teacher for help: Snitches get stitches.
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May 20, 2017 08:51
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The kid is going to end up living in a beige apartment with his pet axolotl and shrewish defacto wife. Or snap and shank his tormentor in the last semester of twelfth grade with a sharpened pair of safety scissors, have an epiphany during his short stay in jail, sever contact with his parents and become a millennial hating juiced up body builder with a damaged Pitbull-cross who unconditionally loves him for who he is. I hope for his sake it's the latter.
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May 20, 2017 14:25
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*buys matching romper*
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May 24, 2017 07:21
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*supervises all of child's activities into high school, has to know where they are 24/7 until adulthood*
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May 25, 2017 00:23
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https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/701103245176008704 https://twitter.com/LAiiLAii_/status/479160797017694208 bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m fucked around with this message at 00:41 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 00:36
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Well, I'm certainly not going to Wal-Mart or any other big retailers for anything. *goes bankrupt and wonders why*
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May 25, 2017 00:45
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Peetown Manning posted:*is actively trying to make son/daughter homosexual If you can think of a better way to prevent teen pregnancy, I'd like to hear it 
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May 25, 2017 01:51
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Little Jayden is allergic to microaggressions.
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May 25, 2017 01:53
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Child grows up thinking it's celiac, hits 14 not knowing what real bread tastes like.
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May 25, 2017 06:20
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Sorry we're vegan and gluten free so my little isn't allowed to have pizza at the birthday party. I packed him a cheeseless, cauliflower crust personal pizza to have while the other kids eat their pizza
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May 25, 2017 12:12
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"Honey, we better remodel the basement. After all, little Jai'dan will be living with us until he's 35!"
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May 25, 2017 12:32
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Sorry we're vegan and gluten free so my little isn't allowed to have pizza at the birthday party. I packed him a cheeseless, cauliflower crust personal pizza to have while the other kids eat their pizza My yuppie cousin actually did this, except it was a gluten-free cake instead. He is also part of the anti-vax squad, as all yuppie Australian city dwellers must. EDIT: Oddly, a trait they share with our Centrelink-dwelling bogans. Sic Semper Goon fucked around with this message at 13:15 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 13:13
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looks like my daughter's headed off to soccer practice. Say bye to my daughter Twitch chat!
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May 25, 2017 13:16
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BLARGHLE posted:You laugh, but that's literally how one of my friends is raising his poo poo kids. They're loving awful, spend all of their time with some kind of screen in front of their face, and are actively discouraged from doing anything sport-like. Their only reading materials are comic books and video game dialogue. lol at a goon calling a child a pussy and blaming them for their own bullying. afeelgoodpoop fucked around with this message at 13:27 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 13:24
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BLARGHLE posted:You laugh, but that's literally how one of my friends is raising his poo poo kids. They're loving awful, spend all of their time with some kind of screen in front of their face, and are actively discouraged from doing anything sport-like. Their only reading materials are comic books and video game dialogue. When I was in junior high almost 15 years ago my dad would have been in his late 30s and he actively discouraged me from ever standing up for myself. I was just supposed to be quiet and never talk back, or go to teachers, or fight because his paranoid rear end was genuinely worried that junior high bullies would "fire bomb the house." And I mean discouraged in the yelling and getting beat way.
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May 25, 2017 13:59
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54 40 or gently caress posted:my little isn't allowed to have pizza why, why do people do this "my little" schtick
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May 25, 2017 14:16
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https://twitter.com/LAiiLAii_/status/479160797017694208 Not at all setting your child up for isolation and social awkwardness...
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May 25, 2017 14:21
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kecske posted:why, why do people do this "my little" schtick Who even liked being called things like that as a kid?
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May 25, 2017 14:32
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Sic Semper Goon posted:My yuppie cousin actually did this, except it was a gluten-free cake instead. Of all the poo poo that stupid parents do, I draw the absolute line at anti-vaxxers. Like I am laughing because I can identify with a handful of the stuff posted here but my kid is getting his first round of shots right on time. You could unschool your vegan toddler with minimal screen time and share it all on their personal instagram but vaccinate your goddamn children. kecske posted:why, why do people do this "my little" schtick I don't know. I'm just busy figuring out if my mommy blog should be like the perfect wondermom type or the sarcastic wine mom type
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May 25, 2017 14:54
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BLARGHLE posted:You laugh, but that's literally how one of my friends is raising his poo poo kids. I have friends sort of like this. Their kids aren't lovely or anything, but they coincidentally like every nerd thing he likes. They watch anime with them, take them to conventions, etc. To a certain extent it's inevitable as parents are the main adults in a kid's life so of course their likes and dislikes will inform the kid's, but I think there should be a limit so that the kid can more easily find the things they like themselves without having to feel like they're "betraying" their parents.
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May 25, 2017 15:27
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Len posted:When I was in junior high almost 15 years ago my dad would have been in his late 30s and he actively discouraged me from ever standing up for myself. I was just supposed to be quiet and never talk back, or go to teachers, or fight because his paranoid rear end was genuinely worried that junior high bullies would "fire bomb the house." And I mean discouraged in the yelling and getting beat way. Haha wacky
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May 25, 2017 15:28
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Len posted:When I was in junior high almost 15 years ago my dad would have been in his late 30s and he actively discouraged me from ever standing up for myself. I was just supposed to be quiet and never talk back, or go to teachers, or fight because his paranoid rear end was genuinely worried that junior high bullies would "fire bomb the house." And I mean discouraged in the yelling and getting beat way. Stick him in the shittiest of nursing homes and beat him if he complains at all, "I learnt it from you Dad!!"
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May 25, 2017 16:24
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"I'm not going to police my child's sex life." says the millennial parent, letting his teenage son gently caress girls in the house. *Son gets girl pregnant, she moves in with them and the couple contribute nothing in the household* *15 years later* "I'm not going to police my grandchild's sex life."
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May 25, 2017 16:59
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*tries open parenting like their open marriage*
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May 25, 2017 17:38
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I've heard of it takes a village but that's just crazy!
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May 25, 2017 17:41
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Literally A Person posted:*raises child in Foucault-ian pan-optihell* There actually was an episode of that UK home makeover show Grand Designs where some bitch designed her house based on the panopticon, and she said that was the intent.
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May 25, 2017 17:45
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It takes a village of Lazy millennials to raise a Pnurtis.
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May 25, 2017 18:10
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I am literally never going to talk to or look at him, I refuse to raise a snowflake
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May 25, 2017 18:16
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"No Jayden those are your father's toys"
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May 25, 2017 18:56
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"Now that you're sixteen you're old enough to handle more mature toys" *Hands son anatomically correct My Little Pony plushie"
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May 25, 2017 19:23
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chumbler posted:*tries open parenting like their open marriage* Coming this fall to CBS...Mom and Dad & Dad and Mom and Mommy a Chuck Lorre production
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May 25, 2017 19:41
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a new iphone? you say your friend made you drop it? well i suppose you cant be held accountable for that, or anything why not! we're already in debt and i've happily accepted the situation and do not have the mind nor the skills for a revolution! put it on my visa!
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May 25, 2017 19:44
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Bonzo posted:Coming this fall to CBS...Mom and Dad & Dad and Mom and Mommy "Arent you going to punish me?" "Im not your dad, kid, I just gently caress your mom" Laugh track
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May 25, 2017 19:46
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Speedboat Jones posted:There actually was an episode of that UK home makeover show Grand Designs where some bitch designed her house based on the panopticon, and she said that was the intent. I wonder if she knew what she was saying? That is, the actual context of her statement in relation to, you know, every foundational work about prisons. God, I hope she works in marketing/advertising. Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 20:05 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 20:00
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*gives son hormones because he played with a kitchen set* *lets son choose his girl name* *starts consulting doctors to get his penis cut off* say how progressive they are to friends and friends give out appropriate virtue
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