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Son's first word is 'Cuck'
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May 25, 2017 20:53
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HONEY COME QUICK!! Look! LOOK! Jaydynn learned to swipe right
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May 25, 2017 20:58
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Jayden/Kaiden/"Aden" names are so last year you stupid goons. Kitschy vintage names are where it's at now.
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May 25, 2017 21:00
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Jayden/Kaiden/"Aden" names are so last year you stupid goons. Please leave my son Montague out of this.
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May 25, 2017 21:18
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Barudak posted:Please leave my son Montague out of this. Mmmm that's too old. Henry, Orson, Albert, Greta, Beatrice etc more like. I know three baby Henry's
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May 25, 2017 21:28
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May 25, 2017 21:42
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Jaxxson and Jax
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And their sister Everly
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Instead of calling 911 when their child is having a seizure, vigorously rubs cannabis oil on the soles of their feet while recording their child being in agony to promote their YouTube channel.
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May 25, 2017 21:52
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Where can a buy a vape pen that blows bubbles?
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May 25, 2017 22:12
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These quinoa chia wheatgrass cookies are a sure way to win friends at the attachment parenting playgroup! My littles, Adderlyn and Mimsy are sure to get into the Waldorf kindergarten now
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May 25, 2017 22:16
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Mmmm that's too old. Henry, Orson, Albert, Greta, Beatrice etc more like. I know three baby Henry's Sure, you could pick a younger name. Some people cant help but be gauche. I like the current name trend because more of the womens names have consistent spelling, gently caress you Klorisa pronounced the same as Clarissa.
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May 25, 2017 22:24
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Klorisa knows it all (about gender pronouns).
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May 25, 2017 22:28
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*doesn't send kids to daycare because other kids are bad influences* *lets them do whatever on youtube/twitch*
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May 25, 2017 22:31
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If you send to daycare the living disease vector know as August (guess the gender) will keep infecting them every other week like clockwork so having a kid whos huge into watching sick Sonic 2k6 speed runs is probably worth it.
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May 25, 2017 22:33
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phasmid posted:*doesn't send kids to daycare because other kids are bad influences* No joke my coworker's sister is going through a divorce and one of the things that sparked it was when their young daughter said something about her "other daddy" in front of both her parents. Apparently real dad already suspected mom was cheating and the kid refused to say anymore when pressed so he took it as stone cold evidence. Turns out "other daddy" is some youtube guy who makes videos with his kids and this girl (a six year old) watches him all the time and thinks of him as her "other daddy". Now her parents are getting divorced lmao thanks Youtube!
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May 25, 2017 22:34
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Finaly, weve discovered the child who mommy and daddy getting divorced is all their fault.
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May 25, 2017 22:36
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I signed Bowie up for toddler crossfit and Whisper for girls junior roller derby
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*thinks that carefully choosing a school district to move to will have any meaningful impact on the education of the child*
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May 25, 2017 22:48
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I know somebody whose kid does Roller Derby and since they moved to this city shes apparently complaining a lot its not competitive enough which should really be the point where you evalute your life and find out why you arent doing MMA.
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May 25, 2017 22:48
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Chomp8645 posted:No joke my coworker's sister is going through a divorce and one of the things that sparked it was when their young daughter said something about her "other daddy" in front of both her parents. Apparently real dad already suspected mom was cheating and the kid refused to say anymore when pressed so he took it as stone cold evidence. Jesus. We should tattoo people like that like they did in the old days. CPS comes by, takes the kids and brands their foreheads. Only instead of "horse thief" or w/e it's "drat fine parenting!" If we're gonna let kids do whatever on the internet, let's go full Snow Crash with it.
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May 25, 2017 22:53
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i dont care that our 3 year old kid is sick and crying, we are leaving right now to line up for breakfast if we dont line up right now it'll be a 4 hour wait instead of a 2 hour wait for overpriced bennys
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May 25, 2017 22:54
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Isn't Roller Derby fixed like Professional Wrestling?
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May 25, 2017 22:55
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Bonzo posted:Isn't Roller Derby fixed like Professional Wrestling? It leads to the same brain problems and dozens of joint, bone, and muscular issues but no the outcome isnt preplanned and every bone shattering fall is procedurally generated.
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May 25, 2017 23:04
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*Coaches son's Minecraft League, gets mercilessly bullied by Little League coach neighbor* "It's ok kids his Chad brain is only big enough for sportsball anyway. After the game we'll all go out for Gelato.
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May 25, 2017 23:07
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Barudak posted:I know somebody whose kid does Roller Derby and since they moved to this city shes apparently complaining a lot its not competitive enough which should really be the point where you evalute your life and find out why you arent doing MMA. I know someone whose toddler is in crossfit, because BE ME drat IT Anyway I have to take Abadiah to Let's Play lessons
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May 25, 2017 23:10
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I know someone whose toddler is in crossfit, because BE ME drat IT What the gently caress in crossfit can a toddler even do? Theyve the coordination of a jello mold of a person
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May 25, 2017 23:11
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Imagine if Venus and Serena's dad had been really in to MMA instead. He'd probably be a duo with Joe Rogan by now.
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May 25, 2017 23:27
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Chomp8645 posted:No joke my coworker's sister is going through a divorce and one of the things that sparked it was when their young daughter said something about her "other daddy" in front of both her parents. Apparently real dad already suspected mom was cheating and the kid refused to say anymore when pressed so he took it as stone cold evidence. feel good story of the year
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May 25, 2017 23:33
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May 25, 2017 23:34
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Charming. An argument for vocels.
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May 25, 2017 23:36
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Barudak posted:What the gently caress in crossfit can a toddler even do? Theyve the coordination of a jello mold of a person 1. Crossfit for Babies probably rakes in money 2. That's usually the same level of coordination an adult needs in Crossfit,.
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May 25, 2017 23:38
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High impact exercise is great for babies to develop their not-bones.
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May 25, 2017 23:40
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*Sees son playing with NES controller* "Glim-Glim you put that down RIGHT NOW. You have NO IDEA what you are dealing with that. You'll ruin the rocker switches! All right, that's it, time for punishment. Bend over." *Glim-Glim bends over meekly* "NOW LISTEN TO THIS TWENTY MINUTE PODCAST ABOUT RESPECTING BOUNDARIES AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" *places smartphone on ground, Glim-Glim sobs quietly*
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May 25, 2017 23:41
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"We put Jai'dyyyn in the centrifuge twice a day."
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May 25, 2017 23:41
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Dad! I just bought a new NES game! *shows off copy of 'TMNT'* UGH! *rolls eyes, lifts head and pinches nose with fingers* I can't even talk to you now!
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May 25, 2017 23:44
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Bonzo posted:Where can a buy a vape pen that blows bubbles? i just got one of these for dear little Hayden, for the vitamins 
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Justin Godscock posted:Dad! I just bought a new NES game! Boy, in the dam level there is a jump. Only once you can clear it, will i call you my son.
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