- Nude Bog Lurker
- Jan 2, 2007
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*one day reads a blog about the nutritional benefits of infant belly button lint*
*decides this can't be any more crazy than those people eating placenta*
*has a taste*
*has another taste*
*has bb roll on the floor and in piles of laundry so as to produce more lint*
*every day demand more lint from bb to satisfy yr craving for nutritional benefits*
*keeps this a secret as u feel others wouldn't understand until one day yr having a bb play date and notice yr friend giving their child raspberries on their bb belly*
*confess yr new love of bb belly button lint to yr raspberry friend*
*the courts award yr child to raspberry friend for reporting u to the police and u end up dying of bb belly button lint withdrawals*
*raspberry friend now has 2 supplies of bb lint*
holy poo poo
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