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Bonzo posted:Coming this fall to CBS...Mom and Dad & Dad and Mom and Mommy "Arent you going to punish me?" "Im not your dad, kid, I just gently caress your mom" Laugh track
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Jayden/Kaiden/"Aden" names are so last year you stupid goons. Please leave my son Montague out of this.
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May 25, 2017 21:18
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Mmmm that's too old. Henry, Orson, Albert, Greta, Beatrice etc more like. I know three baby Henry's Sure, you could pick a younger name. Some people cant help but be gauche. I like the current name trend because more of the womens names have consistent spelling, gently caress you Klorisa pronounced the same as Clarissa.
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May 25, 2017 22:24
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If you send to daycare the living disease vector know as August (guess the gender) will keep infecting them every other week like clockwork so having a kid whos huge into watching sick Sonic 2k6 speed runs is probably worth it.
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May 25, 2017 22:33
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Finaly, weve discovered the child who mommy and daddy getting divorced is all their fault.
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May 25, 2017 22:36
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I know somebody whose kid does Roller Derby and since they moved to this city shes apparently complaining a lot its not competitive enough which should really be the point where you evalute your life and find out why you arent doing MMA.
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May 25, 2017 22:48
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Bonzo posted:Isn't Roller Derby fixed like Professional Wrestling? It leads to the same brain problems and dozens of joint, bone, and muscular issues but no the outcome isnt preplanned and every bone shattering fall is procedurally generated.
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May 25, 2017 23:04
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I know someone whose toddler is in crossfit, because BE ME drat IT What the gently caress in crossfit can a toddler even do? Theyve the coordination of a jello mold of a person
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May 25, 2017 23:11
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Justin Godscock posted:Dad! I just bought a new NES game! Boy, in the dam level there is a jump. Only once you can clear it, will i call you my son.
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May 25, 2017 23:49
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Justin Godscock posted:But dad, I figured out you can just walk over it! I have never been more proud of you, son.
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May 25, 2017 23:51
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FizFashizzle posted:lol if you're not naming your first kid diocletian and raising him to rule the world I'm naming my daughter Wu Zetian so she knows that to secure the mandate of heaven, all enemies must be killed, even those she brought into the world.
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May 26, 2017 18:34
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Len posted:I wonder if that would change their mind on vaccines. If all their unvaccined children ended up with Polio think they would vaccinate their future ones? Nope, theyll blame other people for getting it and spreading it to their child.
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May 30, 2017 16:42
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Wei, ni bu nung sho hu ta, ta bu jidao zhongwen, ta shi fraguo.
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May 30, 2017 19:42
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*Despite massive wealth, live in poor neighborhood for "authenticity"* *Refuse to admit that crime happens in their neighborhood, take unsafe routes home* *Are accosted by armed mugger while out with only son, attempt to reason with him instead of giving into his demands* *Die*
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May 30, 2017 20:37
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Literally A Person posted:Alternatively: *still die*
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May 30, 2017 20:45
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I will wear this baby if it's the last thing I do You are going to need to wear a couple if you plan to go out in public though.
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Ceciltron posted:Wtf is 'elimination communication" Im a better mommy than you because I know* exactly when my baby is going to poop or pee and dont make them wear diapers. *I have no goddamn clue
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